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....Snow White, from Planet of the Apes.....:D
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...called Bloo up for a date...
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...they skipped dinner and headed straight for...
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Wow this thing is still going. :eek:
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:eek: ..where are you Snow White???...:D
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I can't find my snap swivel.
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Mr. Sandman.....breath deep.....no!!! on second thought don't;) :happy: :happy:
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..I hope he had his "head - lamp" on .....:happy:
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Anybody notice all the shooting stars last night??
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Shooting stars, eh? Musta been a slow night fishing...
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BADA :happy:
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BING :happy:
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BANG! :af:
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its still alive????? yikes.......
sounds like a little boredom going on....DONTMAKEME GET THE TRIVIA OUT AGAIN!!!! just kidding....that was then........ |
good to see it's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
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not as alive as it used to be though!!! HA!HA!
ahhh....the good ole days when a bunch of wackos would sit around typing a whole bunch of nothingness!!!:p |
WHACKOS???
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I 'VE BEEN PUTTING SALT IN MY BATH WATER .......:( :(
OH HOW I MISS THE EAST COAST.... :( |
gilly, when you gonna be back? gotta feeling this is gonna be a smoker fall!!! CAN YOU FEEL IT!!!!!
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I can't feel anything from here red....I can only smell the heat coming from the GM plant next door.
....Stuck out here for another week and a half...:af: watching fishing shows on TV.... ....send me a PM and let me know what I've been missing:rolleyes: |
GP - Look on the bright side, you may the most western migration of the bLoOcRaB :D ....
Sorry dude... |
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Jenn and her husband Bruce are comin over and spendin a night fishing.....Lets see Waiters bait sinkers hooks poles lantern flashlight light sticks anything i am forgetting???????:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: |
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I'm not part of anything Jenn...:laughs:
I'm the "Saint" of the group!!! ....Ok, Ohio SUX!!!!:rolleyes: particularly the town I'm stuck in....I've been to many restaurants..(as well as some other places I won't mention :p ).....and I've been asking around as to what they do for enjoyment. They ask me where I'm from.....~I tell them~....they then frown and say that I've come to the most boring place in the U.S.A....in comparison to my area :( :mad: :( :mad: :( wrong answer!!!! I've seen people trailering around boats...:confused: FOR WHAT??....there's a river in town, very narrow by the way...and I saw someone water ski-ing today ...They couldn't swing the boat around at all, NO ROOM!!:o ...they were just driving straight ahead...how FUN:smash: they have something called the Oregon District....supposed to be there "Hot Spot"...:laughs: :laughs: WHAT A JOKE!!! OK...gotta go, I'm out of Coronas....:( my entertainment for the last two weeks:( |
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if you want entertainment I will reroute my phone calls to you....:( my phone rang 17 times since 3;30 this afternoon......not to mention the outgoing calls I made......:rolleyes: ......I will sit around drinkin coronas and you can take care of all the depressing CRAP going on right now......:( :( :( I dont wanna be a therapist anymore.......or at least I should be getting paid for it....HA!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I am on the puter now because I WANT to tie up the phone line just so my phone doesnt ring AGAIN......:( how sad..... please....just let me babble.....my brain is mud....I have had plans this weekend for a while and they got cancelled just the other day......hubby has plans saturday....I am thinking of how nice it would be just to "wander off " to the great sands of the cape....all by myself.........that would be heaven right now.......mebbe....mebbe...... |
BADA
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BOINK :happy:
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Oh.....the bandwith!
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good to see your still out there kicking OX, doing any fishing???? and as for you brother crab.. welcome back. lets do some fishing and get you back in shape.
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This thing just won't die. OX, good to see you back.
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A city boy decided to quit the rat race and bought himself a farm, which included a few sows. He wanted to breed the sows, but had no idea how to go about it. His neighbor volunteered his boars for the job, and told the city boy to bring them over in the pickup the next day. In the afternoon when he went to pick them up, the city boy asked how he would be able to tell if the sows were impregnated. He was told to look and see where they were early in the morning. If they were up on the hill, they were pregnant; if they were in the sty, it hadn't worked. The next morning, he leapt from the bed and looked up the hill, but alas the pigs were down in the mud. Grumbling, he loaded them back into the pickup and headed for the neighbors. The following three mornings were just the same; he would leap from the bed, look up the hill, find the pigs down in the mud and have to return them to the neighbors to let the boars have another shot at them. On the fifth morning, he looked up the hill, and there were no pigs. He looked down in the sty; still no pigs. He called to his wife, "Where the hell are the pigs today?" Amid hysterical laughter, she managed to choke out, "They're down in the truck, and the big one is honking the horn!"
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...what about a PIG KISS...for making you smile???:D
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A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws." ;) |
Last week, a few miles from here, a Little League team was playing a game one evening. The ball field is adjacent to a large ranch where cattle, swine and poultry are raised. It seems that the game was very close and was coming to an end.
It was the bottom of the ninth inning. The team at bat was one run behind with a runner at second base. The batter was nervous, having a count of three balls and two strikes. The next pitch might decide the game! Just as the pitch was thrown, a large hog broke through the center field fence and ran onto the field. At this exact moment, the batter managed a direct hit on the incoming pitch and launched the ball into the outfield. The ball headed straight for the boar and finally hit him on the flanks. As the opposing team stared at him, the pig stopped in his tracks, then grabbed the ball in his mouth, swallowed it, and ran back through the fence and disappeared. The umpire, proving that he was up to the occasion, ruled that the batting team had won, since the hit was ... an inside-the-pork home run. :laughs: :laughs: :confused: :rolleyes: ....ok..ok |
...you're sure to get a chuckle out of this one......;)
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night, when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later, Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. "What happened to you?" asked Bill. "Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar and his 19-year-old daughter made mad, passionate love to me." said the driver. "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Clinton. The driver replied, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver and I just killed the pig." |
Pigs are only good for one thing...... on the end of jigs!
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