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Goose 01-03-2003 10:51 PM

Tuesday January 7, 2003 @ 10pm FOX
 
Is there any SHEILD fans out there? Me a big one! Lookin forward to seeing that "ruthless bad boy Mack" kick some more bootie.:rocketem:

Jenn 01-03-2003 11:21 PM

Is there any SHEILD fans out there? Me a big one! Lookin forward to seeing that "ruthless bad boy Mack" kick some more bootie.


the other half started watching it last season ...I kept saying....."whatever" and stuffed my nose in a book or something....then found myself watching it with him!!!!:rolleyes:

bloocrab 01-04-2003 11:29 AM

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OSAMA - REVEALED!!!

DaveS 01-08-2003 11:23 PM

Just keeps on rolling along............................

Christian 01-16-2003 02:46 PM

ive been putting off this thread for a while but this seems like the right time.
200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bloocrab 01-23-2003 11:33 AM

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato
garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to
help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
mentioned his predicament.

Dear Bubba,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would
be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad


A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I
buried the GUNS!"
Love, Bubba


At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police
officers showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any
guns. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love, Bubba

mikecc 01-23-2003 12:41 PM

;) :D

fishsmith 01-23-2003 01:03 PM

A West Virginia boy's mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to
feed the pigs, and he kicks the pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his
mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my
cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week
you aren't getting any milk.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way
across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
and
says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

redcrbbr 01-27-2003 09:00 PM

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i think it is time....

cabin fever is on the increase and i need a release,
have to ralley the gang, maybe drink some spiked tang.
loosen up the mind, and leave these winter blues behind.
we can post all night, it will make everything alright.
do not fear, team looney is here. :smash:

Jenn 01-28-2003 12:33 AM

ah and you say,
cabin fever is near,
come out and play,
dangit I'm here!
I dreamt of fishies,
and awoke too soon,
thought they were real,
what a bafoon!
fish on my mind,
even at work,
is it springtime??
i feel like a dork!
i stare at the wall,
and see the blue waves,
ihear them all talk,
HOW ODD SHE BEHAVES!!!!
i'm going insane
i'm going to weep
is this so vain???
that I cant even sleep???
slurppp, splish slap zzzzing!
is it so bad
this wonderful thing
driving me mad
silver black stripes
long deep in the night
these are the types
that give a good fight!

Jenn 01-28-2003 12:36 AM

:wall: :wall: :wall:
....i think i need a beer........

Jenn 01-28-2003 12:59 AM

what the heck......

Jenn 01-28-2003 12:59 AM

what is everyone slleping or what???

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:00 AM

what the matter.......hmm.../////???????

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:00 AM

no one to play with....... FINE BE THAT WAY!

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:01 AM

so...who wants to go fishking?????:D :D :D :D

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:01 AM

I DO! I DO!

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:03 AM

hey i wasnt talkin to you....

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:03 AM

yeah so????

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:04 AM

you got a problem with that?????? huh/ do ya punk????

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:05 AM

yeah I do as a matter of fact

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:05 AM

well you wanna go fishin or what???

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:06 AM

well....duh! yeah!

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:06 AM

well too bad....we cant.....:( how do ya like me know????

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:07 AM

uh...dont like ya very much right now....

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:07 AM

well too badf....i only tell ya like it is thats all

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:08 AM

fine then.....catch ya in a few months then....

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:09 AM

ok....

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:11 AM

what a freak!

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:12 AM

no kidding!!!

bloocrab 01-28-2003 01:16 AM

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:D

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:16 AM

:smash:

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:17 AM

dang!...oh well

Jenn 01-28-2003 01:25 AM

ok...i try..

ah nope....stoopid again

bloocrab 01-28-2003 07:53 AM

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..I think somebody NEEDS their medicine!!!


:laughs:

Jenn 01-28-2003 12:28 PM

hey...been off it for 7 months...I thought I was doin good!!! :p :p


my apologies to all.....seems to be I had too much of the bottled kind....) :( :( and made an "you-know-what" of myself AGAIN.....:rolleyes:

Fishpart 01-28-2003 12:52 PM

Jenn, Don't beat yourself up.............................

You are doing a great job keeping the longest thread in history alive.

bloocrab 01-29-2003 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by Jenn
(....seems to be I had too much of the bottled kind....)

..and you didn't invite TEAM LOONEY????? :af:


..we would've brought our OWN bottles...




:eek:

Jenn 01-29-2003 11:40 AM

Quote:

..and you didn't invite TEAM LOONEY?????
Quote:

what is everyone slleping or what???
i do believe i did that my way of inviting I guess (typo and all!!):eek: ;)


ok...make a date and bring your bottles....;)

redcrbbr 01-29-2003 10:16 PM

saturday evening??? i'll be here


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