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bump..............

this thread is not even close to being long

Hey
 

ITS BACK !!!! :as:

:hidin:

:wavey:

:faga:

kinda wilma windy
 

round he ah.....

One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

:claps:

one more moment of despair
 

Here is another post that pays homage to absolutely nothing.

I need to go fishing

BAD

Thats a good one I love it

:jump:

20 days and counting
 

til spring :happy:

:kewl: Dat's the fact, Jack:kewl:

My f$#@! arm hurts!!!!!!:lossinit:

Hope you feel better and your arm is ok after the surgery :cheers:

Back from the dead!:lurk:

Priceless.. :hihi:

Q. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?

A. To find a tight seal ;)

:hs: :bl:

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Subject: Traffic jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and
Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from
car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a gallon”

With the Price of Gas these days I can only afford to give about 1/2 a gallon....:D

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Doh!

Zebco
 

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal- Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00". She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman breaks wind big-time. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her...being blind he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called HOLES?

IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE :hee:

boom shaka-laka boom :bshake:


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Don't forget - - - -


Anyone looking to save a buck?

If theres a tourist season.. Why can't we shoot them?

doh::liquify: :rotflmao: :claps:

there's a two buck coupon online also.....:jump:

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like
you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning." :rolleyes:

ty
 

thanks katie, that made me laugh

I liked that also Katie.:claps:

:D i saw a bumper sticker last night with that saying