That is all...

Cool thread.:gu:

changed my avatar..

also..

What do you call a guy with his hand up a horses behind?
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An Amish Mechanic! :D

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bull%$%$%$%$tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Well yeah, . . . but you started it."

just had not posted on this thread in some time...just knocking the cobwebs off

good BoB i was gonna paint in that corner...

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stare at the cross for a while. watch what happens

this thread is super dooper old. was there a winner?

anyone?

ok, i'll be patient.

We arrested a shoplifter last night
 

at a video rental store. He had four tapes stuffed in his pants he was trying to get out the door. The four tapes he had in his pants were
Great Balls of Fire, Toy Story, BIG, and Field of Dreams. You can't make this stuff up.

c'mon

That dude is nuts..
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It lives!

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Got my license today :D

CONGRATULATIONS KATIE!!!






OK, now just let me know during what hours you intend on driving so I can schedule my driving hours around yours.....

Yes, it wasn't us though. Some place somewhere had 100,000 posts or something. We had some fun though :tooth:


Congrats Katie. Arrr Little Girl, All Gwoan Up (Now get a job! Better yet, go to college :hihi:)

oh my god
 

Katie has her license

better up my insurance to a million now...

yikes...!!!


Nahhh just funnin with ya Katie
congrats... to you :claps:

but remember :think: what i said about brakes
once... if your using them constantly
then your driving way to fast...
use them and your accelerator wisely
and thats sometimes hard to remember
when your having all that
fun and the freedom and the privilege of driving.

thanks guys!
paid off my insurance in full today :D it's a huge relief.

stay away from the sidewalks! just kidding :p

Raven, is that yur truck? Dodge military vintage? I used to have a 53 M37... a real beast

Congrats Katie...Be careful out there....

just took a stroll down memory lane. Hard to believe this thread is six years old.

it sure is long....

Objects in mirror are longer than they appear

removal of this decal will disable your radio antenna :shocked:

it's almost 2009

Gotta be betta then 08.

Hopefully :)

seems to be

Does anyone know the author of this poem ,, and what it is about ? I loved the poem for years ,, Don't know why .. Finally saw a show on why and what the subject of the poem was ,. pretty cool ..

When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop,
And heads bob up
Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined
And sealed over.

lyrics
 

to a doors album

When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters,
True sailing is dead.

Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned,
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop,
And heads bob up
Poise
Delicate
Pause
Consent
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined
And sealed over.

Yes ,, Jim Morrison saw a painting in a gallery in Spain . The painting was of a wooden ship, grounded on the rocks with the rough seas, breaking it up . The crew was getting the cargo (horses) off the boat and into the sea in hopes some made it to shore. He wrote the above poem in High School ..

food for thought

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCR-w3AYOE

that was insane Paul
 

anything George Carlin is funny and very thought provoking ...

another beauty, think about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw