As a graduate of RWU I concur with the assessment: Ahhh, I went there to fish and play hockey anyway...


How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND: Two. One to screw it in, and another to admire
the handiwork while complimenting them on their new Abercrombie and Fitch pale blue tee
shirt...sound familliar? Oh yes, aided by the soothing sounds of Dave Matthews Band..**shudder**

VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY: Two--one to call the electrician and one to call daddy to pay the bill.

PRINCETON UNIVERSITY: Two--one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

BROWN UNIVERSITY: Eleven--one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity.

CORNELL UNIVERSITY: Two--The first one will most likely crack under the pressure

THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

COLGATE UNIVERSITY: Three--One to screw in the bulb, and two to hook up while it's dark.

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: Seventy-six-- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.

UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: Five or more--One to change the bulb, one to talk about how Scooby
Doo is from UMass, one to protest the stereotype that it's a party school, and several more to uphold said stereotype.

HARVARD UNIVERSITY: One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing,one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that
controls the wall switch.

KINGSBOROUGH COLLEGE: At least 10 - One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to figure out where it goes.

VASSAR COLLEGE: Eleven--one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.

VILLANOVA UNIVERSITY: Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

UCLA: One, dude.

OBERLIN COLLEGE: Three--one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

STEVENS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY: All the guys--They've been looking to screw something decent ever since they've been here.

HOLY CROSS: Ten--one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too drunk and the other eight to pray that it works.

DUKE UNIVERSITY: A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket.

WILLIAMS COLLEGE: The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do.

TUFTS UNIVERSITY: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how they did it as well as an Ivy League student.

BOSTON UNIVERSITY: Four--one to change the bulb and two to check it's math homework.

CONNECTICUT COLLEGE: None--they are all too drunk to notice.

BOSTON COLLEGE: Seven--one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

BENTLEY: Two--one to screw it in and the other one to stand there and make sure their laptops aren't being stolen while they do it.

SUNY-Geneseo: Two--one to unsrew the broken one, and the other one to run across 10 fields and through the valley to beg for a new one from Farmer Joe.

BATES COLLEGE: None...the maid does it for them.

PACE UNIVERSITY: One, but you will have to wait at least 3 months before maintence comes with the new light bulb.

UNIVERSITY OF SCRANTON: 10, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 9 to lookout the window to make sure the cops aren't coming to break up the lightbulb screwing in party.

ROGER WILLIAMS UNIVERSITY: 6, 1 to hold the funnel, 1 to run the ice luge, 1 to pump the keg, 1 to mix drinks, 1 to screw in the bulb, and 1 administrator to ignore everything.

HUNTER COLLEGE: 3, one to scrape the asbestos off the ceiling, one resident to complain about the
dorms in general, and a nonresident to complain about their rent and wish they were in the dorms.
(Although it may be hard for them all to fit in the same room.)

FORDHAM UNIVERSITY- are you kidding me?? Riots knocked out our electricity...

MARIST COLLEGE.......it only takes one because the students at Marist are pros at SCREWING!!!!!

SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY ..........it takes NONE because the students at SU can justcall FIX-IT! (3-3948) on their cell phones and then call daddy to complain about it.

Hey Mo !!
 

How about the time Curley says he is going fishing and Mo asks you got worms and curley says yea but I'm going anyway !!

;) :smash: :happy:

you guys are slackin off here:smash:

our last cod try
 

Anyone have any pics from our last cod trip ?
I think I seen some green faces on that trip lets see the pics

We have all had green trips right ?

One time I was on a boat when they took out the bait that was real bad 3 guys lost there lunch.


let's get the cod trip going !!

the ball
 

looks like I have the ball....

What came first the Herring or the Striper ?

Got Bait ?

http://striped-bass.com/images/got_bait.jpg

There are some baby blues in there with the herring
yes the baby blues will draw blood I know !!

I must be nuts I fished last sat at south cape beach.
I used a white poper for about 15 min then put on some macks for about 1/2 hour no fish.
It was good just to cast a rod !!!

2 or 3 months and we will be back on the water !!

Are we close to a new page ?

Giant Iceberg Breaks Free in Antarctica
An iceberg more than twice the size of Manhattan broke free from an Antarctic glacier this week, adding to the already high number of giant icebergs in southern waters. Details on CNN.com

the water temp at buzzards bay tower right now is 40.6 degrees. it has dropped .2 degrees since this time yesterday. burrrr

not sure if everyone here has seen this page yet.
http://www.fieler.com/terror

this is a good page for kids or even if you are a kid at heart.
http://www.permadi.com/java/spaint/spaint.html

i have eels in my hovercraft!!!!!!

now i'm beginning to understand. i don't even talk to myself this much when i'm fishing on the beach at 2am.

it is ok to talk to yourself right??? i mean i was always told it's ok as long as you don't talk back to yourself when your talking to yourself!!!!

Whats up red,long day?

no one here but us micro chips.

What do you think about the icon? Is it cold out there?

I hope that icebergs not on it's way here !!!

anyone know where this is ?


http://striped-bass.com/images/where_nut.jpg

Blo how am I doing ?

lemme guess...melville

Striper1 - sometimes you feel like a NUT, sometimes you don't.... Lessee here, I see Long Island and Rainsford but I can't make it that rip that develops between the two...

Betcha also seem some rocks at, err, Half-Tide?

Bloooo - Isn't that Lice Killer?

Red - one too many turns on the peace pipe ? ;)

ok here it comes... remember i used to work on a commercial fishing boat so i'd say this was one of the cleaner jokes i can remember from those days...

***** edited by JR *****

Aww Dang Red - sorry but I had to pull that one... My wife sees that, she'd smack me for it (it was sorta humorous in a sick & nasty sorta way)...

by the looks of that picture, you could fish right out of the passengers side window!!!.......



...thats troulbe.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

those seats recline!!.....:D

:( ......awwwwww John......I didn't get to read it...I was putting up the last post, before I read it......



......but I understand!!!......the LAW is the LAW.....:laughs:

.......John, you were real close...........REEL close.......;) ...lice?..




.......back to that picture with the rod tied to the railing.....


....any of you fisherpeople ;) ever try fishing out of your car?.....


......I've tried it......due to the cold, and it didn't work.......:mad:

.....the Rod bends, the Drag screams........




and then you curse:af: , after it takes too long to get out of the car and set your rod!!!....

I leave you guys alone for a few hours and you get the s-b police shutting down your jokes!!!:smash: :smash: :smash: Shame on you RED I missed it:laughs:

...Red, you mentioned Melville.......:happy: :happy:



.....boy!! the memories that brings back....:D


.....Drive out, drop off yer gear......or park out on the end....

drop a lantern, catch yer bait.......and SLAM!!!......



........How many species have you caught there?.......


.....Here's my list:

.....Striped~Bass
.....Bluefish
.....Mackerel (Various Species)
.....Tautog
.....Scup
.....Flounder
.....Fluke
.....Squeteague (the only species on my list that I hadn't caught:()
.....Skipjacks (some people don't believe its a Bluefish :rolleyes: )
.....Squid
.....Some sort of Needlefish ( 12" snake~like body with a beak )
.....Various baitfish, which at the time I could not identify...:(

....Sorry, I forgot one.....


a species I'm sure we've all hooked at one time or another......


.....the infamous SEAGULL!!......:D

.......Seeing as how I didn't get to read Red's joke....

I'm not sure about this one......but here goes, even if its edited :rolleyes: it still counts toward the list....:p

Two bored casino dealers were
waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived
and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from her
neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!
I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. She then
picked up all the money and clothes
and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each
other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"

ok...ok....anyway the only bird to fly upside down???? all jokes aside...hummingbird...

and for the iceberg...I am not positive but I think the question asked what island and it was greenland.....isnt antacrtica a continent??? hmmm......;)

John what island what rock what rip I don't know what your talking about.
yes thats nut island pier I have fished there 3 times this winter with no luck. that is a fishey spot in the spring/summer/fall

Bloo You have to love that winter car fishing :rolleyes:

...Jenn, since I know you'll be honest.....


was the last joke in poor taste?.....


....I need a guideline to go by.....:(

one wotd on portugeese"temper!!!!"

woo hoo!cratt you dont have a temper do you???!!?? I know a couple people who are port. and man oh man! NICE people......until they get P.O.!!!!!!

Please dont anyone take raciqal offense to this...its all in fun......and if you do I am polish and french canadian......have fun!!!:p

sorry to all.. i'll try to use better judgement in the future

gee thanks! you think I am honest??? HA!HA!

nah....I think it was ok. I actually have laughed at some of the raunchiest jokes out there......its PLACE and TIME that sometimes offends me.......and it may not directly offend me for instance.....but I may be offended by the fact that OTHERS may be offended......I dunno...must be a woman thing!! LOL

I wont mention any names but I think most of you will catch my drift!

and yes bloo, melville was one heck of a spot. never knew what you might catch. how about the gulf docks...i used to work there long time ago. serious fishing there too.