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Orange who?......

......Orange you glad you used "Pediculicide"....???......:D

ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY LEMON:smash:

Actual statements by commentators and personalities:

Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio, "Julian #^&#^&#^&#^&s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven #^&#^&#^&#^&s on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?"

Can you answer the following question?

WHAT WORD FITS THESE DESCRIPTIONS?....

1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die!

Did you figure it out?

"Pediculicide"

.....ANYONE LOOK IT UP YET?......:D

and .....NO!.....thats not the seven letter word....for the riddle....:rolleyes:

a hint on the "Pediculicide" ......it would drastically increase the amount of time your bait stays on your hook!!!.....
:happy:

SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF TOE NAIL DISEASE..oops sry bout the caps

the seven letter word...........IS.............

The Answer is: NOTHING!

NOTHING has 7 letters

NOTHING preceded God

NOTHING is greater than God

NOTHING is more Evil than the devil

All poor people have NOTHING

Wealthy people need NOTHING

If you eat NOTHING, you will die

ok ya got me on that one bloo

WHATS THE ONE THING THAT ALL BAIT~FISHERS HATE???.....

i have to take care of some stuff, i'll be back on later... c ya

RED.....you bait fish, what are you afraid of the most...while baitfishing........say ummmm.......chunks?......:D

"Pediculicide"...would keep all those critters away...:D

....Just shampoo your bait in it:eek: :eek: :smash:

It's all about time..............

As a graduate of RWU I concur with the assessment: Ahhh, I went there to fish and play hockey anyway...

How many students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND: Two. One to screw it in, and another to admire
the handiwork while complimenting them on their new Abercrombie and Fitch pale blue tee
shirt...sound familliar? Oh yes, aided by the soothing sounds of Dave Matthews Band..**shudder**

VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY: Two--one to call the electrician and one to call daddy to pay the bill.

PRINCETON UNIVERSITY: Two--one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

BROWN UNIVERSITY: Eleven--one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: None--Hanover doesn't have electricity.

CORNELL UNIVERSITY: Two--The first one will most likely crack under the pressure

THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

COLGATE UNIVERSITY: Three--One to screw in the bulb, and two to hook up while it's dark.

COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY: Seventy-six-- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.

UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS: Five or more--One to change the bulb, one to talk about how Scooby
Doo is from UMass, one to protest the stereotype that it's a party school, and several more to uphold said stereotype.

HARVARD UNIVERSITY: One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

MIT: Five--one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing,one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that
controls the wall switch.

KINGSBOROUGH COLLEGE: At least 10 - One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to figure out where it goes.

VASSAR COLLEGE: Eleven--one to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientation.

VILLANOVA UNIVERSITY: Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

UCLA: One, dude.

OBERLIN COLLEGE: Three--one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

STEVENS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY: All the guys--They've been looking to screw something decent ever since they've been here.

HOLY CROSS: Ten--one to change it, one back up if the first guy's too drunk and the other eight to pray that it works.

DUKE UNIVERSITY: A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket.

WILLIAMS COLLEGE: The whole student body--when you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do.

TUFTS UNIVERSITY: Two--one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how they did it as well as an Ivy League student.

BOSTON UNIVERSITY: Four--one to change the bulb and two to check it's math homework.

CONNECTICUT COLLEGE: None--they are all too drunk to notice.

BOSTON COLLEGE: Seven--one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

BENTLEY: Two--one to screw it in and the other one to stand there and make sure their laptops aren't being stolen while they do it.

SUNY-Geneseo: Two--one to unsrew the broken one, and the other one to run across 10 fields and through the valley to beg for a new one from Farmer Joe.

BATES COLLEGE: None...the maid does it for them.

PACE UNIVERSITY: One, but you will have to wait at least 3 months before maintence comes with the new light bulb.

UNIVERSITY OF SCRANTON: 10, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 9 to lookout the window to make sure the cops aren't coming to break up the lightbulb screwing in party.

ROGER WILLIAMS UNIVERSITY: 6, 1 to hold the funnel, 1 to run the ice luge, 1 to pump the keg, 1 to mix drinks, 1 to screw in the bulb, and 1 administrator to ignore everything.

HUNTER COLLEGE: 3, one to scrape the asbestos off the ceiling, one resident to complain about the
dorms in general, and a nonresident to complain about their rent and wish they were in the dorms.
(Although it may be hard for them all to fit in the same room.)

FORDHAM UNIVERSITY- are you kidding me?? Riots knocked out our electricity...

MARIST COLLEGE.......it only takes one because the students at Marist are pros at SCREWING!!!!!

SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY ..........it takes NONE because the students at SU can justcall FIX-IT! (3-3948) on their cell phones and then call daddy to complain about it.

How about the time Curley says he is going fishing and Mo asks you got worms and curley says yea but I'm going anyway !!

;) :smash: :happy:

you guys are slackin off here:smash:

our last cod try

Anyone have any pics from our last cod trip ?
I think I seen some green faces on that trip lets see the pics

We have all had green trips right ?

One time I was on a boat when they took out the bait that was real bad 3 guys lost there lunch.

let's get the cod trip going !!

looks like I have the ball....

What came first the Herring or the Striper ?

There are some baby blues in there with the herring
yes the baby blues will draw blood I know !!

I must be nuts I fished last sat at south cape beach.
I used a white poper for about 15 min then put on some macks for about 1/2 hour no fish.
It was good just to cast a rod !!!

2 or 3 months and we will be back on the water !!

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