you know you re old when you sit at the bar next to a chick and say to her "do I come here often?'

When you see someone your own age with a significantly younger woman and you think the guy is a perv.

I had to laugh....i was just watching the show about the pickers
searchin the southern barns for stuff to re sell
well this time they brought along his Nephew who got into
bidding with the old timer and did quite well actually

well afterwards he says....
I don't think it's as hard as my uncle makes it out to be
they are JUST LIKE.................................... OLD (ha ha ha ha)

when
 

you decide to sale around the world

An American sailor rescued in the remote South Pacific isn't ruling out another effort to navigate
alone around the tip of South America.
After all, he's tried only six times now to achieve the feat, and he's just 84 years old.
Quote:"Age means nothing. What is important is that you are alive, so I don't worry about numbers.
I worry about life. That, I think, is more important,"
SAID:-> Thomas Louis Corogin Monday after the Chilean navy brought him to shore.

you know your getting old when something that you swear happened 3 months ago really happened 2 YEARS ago! Doh! (btw i have done this several times in the past week alone... :smash: )

Jenn, you forgot SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fast ><><><

it is reverse de ja vu

Vu ja de

I m not old. I woke up this morning feeling like an 18 year old, but I couldnt find one.........