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:eek: man, that's a pretty good case of grumpiness you got there :eek:
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Look at it this way, Arby......chances are Saturday morning you'll be in the middle of a snowstorm, and you'll end up sleeping on the floor of the airport waiting for your flight to be cancelled......and then you'll miss the concert and still look good.....:p:smash:
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Fishweewee. I'm fit to be tied... You think just once I could get lucky in Vegas? :doh: Nah, not the Arbster...
Weewee, I thought you lived on Lawn Guyland... :confused: |
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That will then rrreeeaaalllllllllly get me :af: |
Nah, he's one of those grumpy old Yuppie bastages from the "Construction State"........:af: :smash:
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Arby,
Live in CT. Fish all over the place. Dragged to the mall in NJ. :laughs: |
who is the dog:mad:
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How often are you dragged there? I own a house about 10 minutes from there, My son's new mom-in-law works there. Guess who my wife's new best friend is? Fortunately my wife and I have a biz down the shore so we're living there for now. |
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what she a rapper and does she come with papers?
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From the way she's sitting, looks like a pre-change-op pic!
mannish girl, mannish girl :eek: |
Arby, what can I say, the missus loves that mall. Especially when the weather is too cold out to go to the Woodbury Commons Outlet Godzilla mall a little further North.
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Arby - what's the deal with Vegas when you could save a bundle of cash, get a chance to fish right out front, and still see some loser on stage right in Atlantic City? (Just curious. I'm not much of a casino guru).
FWW - as long as you're making the trek, check out the Freehold Mall, man. You're wife won't be sorry you did and you get to carry everything, too. |
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Ya' making me :laughs: ... My younger son is a freshman in college in Poughkeepsie. Guess who has voluteered to go pick him up the last 2 times so she can stop at Woodbury Commons on the way up? My wife ;) I've agreed to stop there with her once so far :lasso: Talk about no parking. Nowhere near as exclusive (insert snobbish if you will) as Short Hills Mall though. Also, BM. She sang the theme song to the movie Titanic "My Heart Will Go On". Some of the entertainers that have shown up on her albums include Barbra Streisand, Andrea Bocelli (the blind opera dude), Carole King and others. My fee to give you this information is gonna cost you a plug. |
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oh for a min i thought she was a real singer
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Yeah, and $500/night "entertainers." :laughs:
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I dunno, Arby, for hating her so much, you sure seem to know a lot about Celine......
:smash: :smash: :smash: And John, Arby ain't no Jets fan.....he just keeps sticking his head in the sand about those lowly, pitiful (did I say lowly?)Giants........:smash: :smash: |
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So this is the secret hangout ? Any special skills required here, or do you just have to wear a helmet and gasmask?
Hey Arby Celine=Camel toe. :p www.cameltoe.org Shes got a great voice Ill give her that. How did Berkeley do this year? |
OK, will the freakin' (jersey adjective) weathermen stop getting all freakin' (again used as an adjective) excited about the freakin' (yep, same adjective again) snow coming? :af:
By tomorrow morning there will be, at most, 2 freakin' inches on the ground at Newark Liberty Airport. I will be on my way to Lost Wages, I mean Las Vegas, and gambling no later than 7 hours later. Who else beside me bought another snow shovel in the last 24 hours? :smash: I have 4 already but (insert 1st paragraph here). :af: I promise to get even GRUMPIER in the next 24 hours. You can bet (ahhhh, I'm betting already... :cool: ) on that!!!! Tinman, guess where the Celine picture came from? ;) |
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Shovel ? Shovel ? Where the hell is my shovel ? Oh ya, the garage next to that snow blower thingie.
Why does my shovel end up bent and with broken edges? Is it cuz the wife uses it to break up ice jams? Why does my wife drive the car through the driveway 4 or 5 times before I get the snowblower out and have to try to cut through the friggin packed snow? Why does my steel roof wait until I have the drive finished before it drops a load back in the driveway? Why does the wind blow the frigging snow back into my face when I trying to clear the driveway? Why does my wife ring my friggin cell phone when I'm snowblowing and say 'Good Job' I'll make coffee for when you finish!! WHY WHY WHY !!! I'm turning into a Grumpy Old Phart !!!!!! The Ole Sarge |
Why does the plow always come down my street AGAIN, JUST as I move the last shovelful from the end of the driveway from their last pass?......:mad::af: :af: :af:
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