Oh yeah,
"Hey Whitey, where's your hat"
and
"You like Fresca, don't you danny?"
Caddyshack

I was just getting ready to type that.... Then there is the other line:
Monique- "He uses it as a chance to put his testicles all over me."
Lane - "His what?"
Monique - "How you say…uh, octopus…testicles."
Lane - "Tentacles "NT" Big difference. "
Monique - " Tentacles."

do you remember when i told you i'd kill you last... i lied.- arnold

classic.....
Part 1 Part 2

Rick - also working 12 hr days. Which is why I have so much time to spend on typing here.

Thats right - I am one of the guys that spends all day in a 10x10 padded cell.

Thats not any good keeper we need to get you out there fishing.

"Do you like to watch Gladiator movies,Johnny?"..

if your going to talk about better off dead,

"WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLARS"

:D :laughs: :beat: :btu: :bl2:

"Excuse me while I whip this out"
"Want some beans Mr. Taggert?"
I love Blazing Saddles

those aren't pillows !!!

i miss john candy

the white boy thing is from men at work right?

"your a stupid man, a stupid little man!"

"phrenologist determines and interprets the size of walts a##hole"

"rent a cops, i hate rent a cops too"

" liscense and registraion, chicken f###er"

" do you know how fast you were going meow?"

" i need a double king burger, its for a cop"

" does that look like spit?, awe f### it"

anyone know this one?

"rubbin son is racing"

" we looked like a monkey f###ing a football out there"

" ive seen it on espn, the coverage is excellent, you would be surprised at what you can pick up"

Redneck,
Let me tell you a little story...I started working at a restaurant in Framingham a few months ago...anyhow, lots of the brazillian guys there have worked for me before, and I speak very good Portugese.
Anyhow, while I was training, the GM had to give me performance evaluations every week.
I used to get excellent in the professionalism category every week. About five weeks into training, he gives me a poor in this category. Stymied, I ask him why???
His response...Well, I've noticed most of my hourly Brazillians, whom you know very well, have started referring to me as chickenf*^%$r or bearf&^%*$r. They never, ever called me something like that before, and I'm guessing you've got something to do with it.:rolleyes:
He was very right in this determination.
Car Ramrod!!!
Later,
Rick
PS- If you're looking for another funny one like that, try the Corndog Man, you can rent it at most Blockbusters.
Later,
Rick

Better Off Dead and Men at Work both used that one.

Days of Thunder?

Crimson Tide
 

"We are here to protect Democracy....not practice it!!"

:btu:

Re: Crimson Tide
 

watching it right now on TNT and I caught that quote also :)

" " ....Harpo Marx, A Day At The Races

Quint: "Here lies the body of Mary Lee ... died at the age of 103 ... for 15 years she kept her virginity ... not a bad record for this vicinity"
Hooper: "Uh ... I think that I'm familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass"

Big Joe: "Whadda ya doin'?"

Oddball: "Drinking some wine, eating some cheese, catching some rays"

Big Joe: "Why aren't you in the tank?"

Oddball: "Tank's broken, man"

Big Joe: "Why aren't you helpin' to fix it?"

Oddball: "Hey, I just drive 'em, I dunno what makes 'em work"

"Definitely an anti-social type. Woof, woof. That's my other dog imitation."

Crapgame to Big Joe and Kelly: "Make him a deal. Maybe the guy's a Republican".

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Baaaa dum.

Baaaa dum.

Ba dum - Ba dum, Ba dum - Ba dum, Ba dum - Ba dum

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "

"O Captain, my Captain. Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain. "

"You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! "

Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss): You were on the Indianapolis?
Brody (Roy Scheider): What happened?
Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, chief. It was comin' back, from the island of Tinian Delady, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know, you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know. `Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like `ol squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark would go for nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, bosom's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He'd a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper, anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks ttook the rest, June the 29, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

Mike P,

That's "Kelly's Heroes".

"Make him a deal"
"What kind of a deal?"
"A 'deal' deal"

"Moriarty - Always with the negative waves!"

Fred,
I think you have Way too much time on you're hands:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:
Can you quote the whole movie ?

Got another

"You can't kill me, I'm already dead"

(Charles Manson) Helter Skelter

Oddball (glassing the bridge): "It's still up"

5 seconds later: "No it ain't. See what those negative waves did, Moriarty?"

Moriarty: "That ain't fair. I've been havin' nuttin but boo-ti-ful thoughts about that bridge since we left"

As they drive away on the Panzer:

Moriarty: "Oddball, I could see trading for the uniforms, but why'd ya have to go and buy this tank? It's a piece of junk"

Oddball: "It's a mother beautiful tank"

Moriarty: "It's a piece of junk. The fuel system leaks all over the place. It's a piece of JUNK!!"

Oddball: "Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always the negative waves"

Moriarty: "Crap"

"The sea is calm you said. Peaceful. Calm above, but below a world of gliding monsters preying on their fellows. Murderers, all of them. Only the strongest teeth survive. And who's to tell me it's any different here on board, or yonder on dry land?"


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