o mah ha, ( ya hah ) roastbanyos yette benni fuchie? ( yah ) :D

and now we perform very dangerous trick, three men high - low
verrryyyy beautiful.

( teacher talking to larry ) if your father gave you three dollars and he took back one dollar how much would you have?
( larry ) none.
(teacher) son you dont know your math.
(larry) you dont know my father.:D

do'es the deer [dear] have a little doe [dough]? Yea three bucks!

One of my Favorite Subjects
 

1)
Moe: Where were you born?
Curly: Lake Winnepesauke.
Moe: Spell that.
Curly: Make it Lake Erie, I got an uncle there.

2)
You can't get a chariot for half the price down at Mad man
Ramises..

3)
Hey look at that baby on the doorstep, go get it!
"You know it was my idea, but I don't think much of it!"

"Vice? I have no vice. I'm pure as the driven snow." "Yeah, but ya drifted!" - Curly and Moe

Curly lipsinking
fa-la la la la la la la la la....I hear the voice of spring in the air
:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:
love the stooges

Don't worry, dynamite always blows down !

Q-- But hes a cut throat, what if he cuts my throat?
A--Then you'll look like you have two mouths!

Q--You can be burned at the stake or have your head cut off.
A--I'll take burned at the stake. A hot steak is better than a cold chop!

Moe-Only fools are positive.
Larry- Are you sure?
Moe- I'm positive.

I could do this all day.......

how's this....
 

My sister worked at the Brigham & Women's hospital with Larry Fine's son (No Kidding !)

I knew you where coming so I baked a cake !

Curly-Its an artismoke, okedoke, hokepoke...a feathered apple !
Moe-Artichoke
Curly---You too---

Girl------You'll like me, I grow on people..
Curly----So do warts!

Moe-I got Florabell
Larry-I got Corabell
Curly-I got Stetson which one is she?

Annacannapuna...
 

NIAGRA FALLS...Slowly I turned.:D

Q-Is that the sun up there?

A-I don't know, I am a stranger in town!:rotfl:

"See dat hole? Rats come out of dat hole!":D

I can't believe on a fishing site, that no one put up this quote.....
 

Larry: "You know, fish is good brain food!"

Moe: "Then you should fish for a whale!"

:laughs: :laugha: :hihi:

It's King Rootin Tootin...he was a midget..

Hey fellas I found it...
What?
A tisket a tasket that green and yellow basket.

Fellas I got the DT's, I'm seeing gorillas.


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