I typically leave in waders over a neatly pressed collared shirt.

I rarely smell like fish when I return.

One time as I was leaving the house a condom fell out of my plug bag

BUT I SWEAR I WAS USING IT ON A BUCKTAIL JIG :devil2: :smokin:

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-spence

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My Missus said, "You love bass fishing and baseball more than me! :mad:

I said, "That's true, but I love YOU more than hockey! :o

She said, "It's either me or fishing", gee, I'm going to miss her.

:yak6: Do fish love? Do fish take care of you when you're sick? Do fish make you dinner and clean the house? Are fish interested in what you have to say? Do fish think of you on every holiday? Would you want to wake up to a fish next to you in bed? I'm thinking no on most, if not all, counts. That's what women are for. And if you pass that up for a few minutes with a cold, emotionless fish, then you're missing out big time.

Do fish give ya crap when u wanna go fishin for the tenth night in a row.do fish ignore good morning wood.do fish run up the credit card bill on shoes.do fish hog the clicker when a good ball game is on to watch thier shows.do fish have shows.Fish are hard to get an put up a good fight AND taste good.they do swallow an never cry when u release em.