You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

I like your style, Raven. :tm:

Anyway, lots of drinking on this thread. I wanna join! :p

Merry Holidays to all @ Striped-Bass.com

Like Janie Jones needs an X-mas S-B thread as an excuse to drink-- you should have seen her the other night! Bottles of Molson XXX never left her hand! :buds:

Happy Holidays all! Don't spend all of your free time preparing gear & plugs for '06 Cows! :love:

Happy Holidays to All from the Bombas,
Don't know if Mikey has chimed in; just got off the phone with him.
He was ice fishing all day and hooked five species.
Needless to say, Mikey went to bed early!!!
OK, gotta go to bed, gotta be at work for Mr. Scrooge at 0530 in New Hampshire tomorrow (just got back from one helluva day, too.).
Later,
Santa Rick:buds:

Happy holidays to everyone here!:buds:
Even all the Patriot fans :wavey:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone here on S-B and their families. God Bless.
jd
nd

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from my family to the S-B Family.

Merry Christmas to all. Family and friends...that's Christmas.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Everyone. Be safe and enjoy.

:wavey:
Happy Holidays!

Steve

MMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

XMAS!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE

Merry Christmas to all S-Ber's
and John thank you for running a great site
thanks to all the support for the site supporters