thats the worst BS I ever heard out of you Clammer:smash: :smash:

You can never beat a good days fishing......I will take bass anyday over a women!

someone get the eel guy some help . fish is better than woman ?they smell a lot alike but thats it . Ill walk a flight of stairs anyday than walk a mile on the beach . thats why we have mustaches .

marriage
 

hahaha I'm 19 and reading this cracked me up. all i can say is sucks for you guys! lol. no j/p but the kids on my floor are diggin the jokes.

I wish you and your floor mates all the best when you tie the knot...sleep with one eye open!:laughs: Hope you marry a good one....I thought I did and I was dead wrong!!!! Sometimes you don't know until its too late!!!:wall:

larry
your so right . find the right one ( or at least one that will put up with you ) ! coming from a divorced family , Ive been honestly happily married for 22 years . I do what I want when I want as long as it doesnt interfer with her plans . the thing is some people dont belong together . but I know all the divorced dads are surely glad the have their kids ( even though they were delivered by a snake ) . some good comes from it all . it is a vicious circle !


to you younger folks try a lot of different people until you find the one that will put up with you shinnagins .

now back to our real issues at hand .

You can't live with them, you cant live without them.
Save your money go to Vegas once a month and get what you need.
Then come home and fish:wall:
But then maybe not. Pass me a beer will ya

Ill second that idea ! but get a hooker in vegas

Ya know, you can make some nice pencil poppers with their femur bones.

and if the glove don't fit, they will a... :angel:

Really easy to drill through the cartilage for through-wiring.

kill her with kindness....someone has to give...it will rot her a$$:love:

I was part of a semi-Italian family for about five years...you guys know what it did to me!!!
I was the only Irish part!!!
Luckily, after all was said and done, all was said and done.
Not afraid to drive around Waltham anymore...although I have a new and unidentified truck to drive around in.
Would never, ever get to that point again...although my girlie is walking the talk these days.
Later,
Still have my legs,
Rick

Shennanigans, what was the name of the place with all the stuff on the walls and the great mozzarella stix?

RickBomba,,,:uhuh:

ummm.. I think I married your ex's twin. I'll say a prayer for you man... :hs:

My mom is very sweet and everything good, but she has, uh, kind of a moustache. My sister's 40 and has been waxing for prolly 10 years. Bad tidings for my older years, I guess. :poke: My face ain't too furry now, thank goodness. But the man's already met my mom, so he knows what he's in for. The poor thing.

B/B WTF :hidin: RAZOR :lm:

DIVORCE is like a death in the family, grieving never ends sometime
 

My wife once told me that she is never going through a divorce again, her second/my first marriage, so I took a long look at her and said, "does that mean I could do just about anything I want and you in some way or another would find a way to get work/through it (whatever it was) whatever I did to piss her off, and she said, "yes".
In my job I have seen a lot of heartache on both sides. I have always said that a divorce is like a death in the family that you never stop grieving over. Never having personally been through it make me lucky certainly but in my job in the last 32 years I could recount some horror stories. It is always the kids that suffer the most thought that what tears me apart.
I've seen some pretty rotten guys and some pretty rotten women too. I remember one night getting sent to an apartment on a one man response domestic violence call years ago after the guy called. When I got there I met the guy outside at the end of the driveway. He said his girlfriend through something on his back on which he was wearing a t shirt while they were arguing in the kitchen. He then said he told the girlfriend he was taking off. As he went out the door she through a lit match at the back of his tshirt. It went up in a ball of flames. The liquid she through on him was charcoal lighter fluid. Lucky he moved quick and stripped the shirt off before he was burned. It was at his feet in the driveway, and absoluely nothing was left of it. She was arrested. He packed up his things while she was our guest. Funny thing about these two we kept going there and he swore up and down he wasn't the agressor, and she swore she would never doing anything to upset the children.

What's that, Clammer? :huh:

Can't live with them, can't kill them:rotfl:

Bernzy

BTW, third time is a charm :scream:

Guess I got lucky 11 years and no end in sight....I know that ain't $hit compared to some but it's a solid start.

It's about making good decisions.

It's also a certain amount of work. You make your decision then it is up to both parties to make the decision work....

THE EELMAN
 

YOU MUST BE A LONELY GUY #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&.

:happy: MARRIAGE IS NOT A WORD, IT'S A SENTENCE! 12 years of blissfulunderstandingcommunication ! ( big word that describes marriage)

Im Gay

The pants were a dead giveaway!:rotf2:

my xwife = antichrist
may she slide under a mack truck and taste her own blood

I love U

Never mind the ex watchout for granny

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/29/D8FEELMG0.html

I'm reading this thread and it's kinda funny, it sound like what a couple of my friends are going though,I've never been married so I don't know first hand what divorce is like so I don't have to pay pu$$y tax.....I like the idea of going to Vegas getting a hooker or dating a strriper....disposable girl friends:rollem: