Don't eat anything bigger than your head.
Don't stand up in a canoe.

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."


:hihi:

Don't you know who I think I am?

Can't put a square peg in a round hole.

I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.

If you can read this, thank a teacher... If you are reading it in English thank a veteran!!!
SENATOR JOHN GLENN

u kill me :laughs:

Yeah Man!

Best quote ever !!!

You talking to me ?
Robert Deniro, Taxi driver !

it is what it is. belichick

I had seen birth and death but had thought they were different.
T. S. Eliot

If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."
Elliot

The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.
elliot

There is not a more repulsive spectacle than on old man who will not forsake the world, which has already forsaken him.
elliot

Our high respect for a well read person is praise enough for literature.
elliot

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths -your abilities and your failings.
elliot

I believe in God like I believe in the sun rise. Not because I can see it, but because I can see all that it touches.

cs lewis

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.
lewis

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
lewis

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
lewis

The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis. Dante Alighieri

Oh I cant believe no one gave up this one yet!!!

"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, feed him for a lifetime!"


"Lifes too short"


oh and of course we cant forget about gramps in grumpy old men when he said ....."you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up first!"

You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose.But you can't wipe your friends under the table.

I like this,
"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, and you can sell him fishing equipment"

Festus on GUNSMOKE once told a fella "I'll put knots on your head faster n you can rub em".That's pretty good.

"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." JFK

"I am not a crook" RN

“Mr. Gorbachov tare down these walls!”? RR

" I did not have sexual relations with that woman" WJC

"all depends on what your definition of sex is" WJC

Sherwood Lincoln- Rivers End B+T - when asked by a customer wearing the latest in Patagonia and Orvis if he had a chance to catch anything..... "Not by the looks of ya"

"I'm gonna beat you like a Red-Headed Step-Child"


“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.” - Ted Nugent

A few from the great General Patton....

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”

“No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.”

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

you just did !

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Few movie quotes:

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky

We're on a mission from God

Kaiser Soze was a myth in the criminal world. As the story was said, he was just a small dope dealer, but ran into some big trouble. His enemies went to his house to show him that he had stepped over his line and had to step back and learn a lesson. They were going to kill his family in front of him after they raped his wife. "Then he showed these men of will what will really was." Rather then wanting to see his family live after this, he killed them himself. He shot his two children and his wife in the head and then taught the attackers a lesson. This is a story about five men that get suckered into working for this legend with out their knowledge. But pay close attention, there are clues all over the place. "He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Kaiser Soze will get you. Keaton always said 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze. You think you can catch Kaiser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. And after that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again....

Spacey in Usual Suspects

From The movie "Jerimiah Johnson"

"Why is he yelling at me?"

"Because he's scared of ya"

From "Jaws"

"You got city hands hooper"

"Cage goes in the water, you go in the cage, sharks in water"

" I"m talking about sharkin for a living, were not fishin for tommy cod or bluegills Chief"

"Catch'n some stripers Mrs brody, be back for dinner"


From the "perfect Strom"

" The flemish cap? you may as well steam to portugal"

"Your a goddamn swordboat captain"

"Lotta fish, lotta weather"

Billy the "greek"

"You can catch all the school bass you want, I dont talk in inches, I talk in pounds, what separates the men from the boys is weight"

what was his name gerbal no no no thata ptown thing it was roger verbal kint yeah thats the gimps name

"The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist".

"The taxidermist gonna have a heart attack chief when he see's what I brung him"-Jaws- Go to love quint!

"Hey I know you, we went to different schools together"

More Jaws!!

"Quint radio in, we need a bigger boat"

"He cant stay down with three barrels on him chief, not three"

"bumped into a friend of mine chief, herbie robinson, ball player and boatsman mate, he was bobbin up and down like a top...well.......he had been bitten in half below the waist."

"i did not inhale"

Not exactly that profound but funny....

-R Lee Ermy in Platoon.." you grab-astic piece of Walrus Sh#@, I'll..."

-Bernie Mac on taking care of kids, "Keep it up boy and I'll split your head down to the white meat!"

he he, you guys are good! :hihi:

This is one of my Dad's classics. He'd walk by and smack me in the head (not hard) and say "That's for nothin' now do somethin'"

i gotta start using that one.. :rotfl:

A few I learned in Texas.

He's tighter than a gnat with hass but strechted over a rain barrel full of piranha.

That dog won't hunt. used to express disbeleif

Dumber than a box of rocks

We've howdied but we haven't shook

This ain't my first rodeo.

She's thin as a bar of soap after a hard day's washin

Faster than a duck on a June bug

Tighter than a power line after a blue norther


thats a fewe have fun:scatter:

stupid is as stupid does! GUMP

If I wanted your opinion i'd give it to ya!