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HA!!!! Sure, but usually you would call in a 3 to 1 advantage first :wall: :rotf2: How you doing T? |
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My sister and i keep going outside..about to go for a swim, and i've already gone for a bike ride down to the beach, its warm, but its not stopping me.. and yeah we drink from the hose if we get warm, it wont kill us..:wavey: and my golden is on his back under the a/c... yeah he's spoiled too.. enjoy the heat yall, cause in the winter all of us will be complaining about it being too cold.. so enjoy it while you can :btu: |
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hon ,,,ya must have sunstroke already [[enjoy the heat] I,ll take winter anytime :fishslap: |
This Thread Reminded me of an old Monty Python Skit
The Four Yorkshiremen
Eric Idle: Very fussable, isn't it? Very fussable. All: Right, all right. Graham Chapman: Good glass of Chƒteau de Chasselas, ain't just that, sire? Terry Jones: Oh, you're right there, Obadiah. Graham Chapman: Right. Eric Idle: Who would have thought, thirty years ago, we'd all be sitting here drinking Chateau de Chaselet, eh? All: Aye, aye. Michael Palin: Them days we were glad to have the price of a cup of tea. Graham Chapman: Right! A cup of cold tea! Michael Palin: Right! Eric Idle: Without milk or sugar! Terry Jones: Or tea! Michael Palin: In a cracked cup and all. Eric Idle: Oh, we never used to have a cup! We used to have to drink out of a rolled-up newspaper! Graham Chapman: The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. Terry Jones: But you know, we were happy in those days, although we were poor. Michael Palin: Because we were poor! Terry Jones: Right! Michael Palin: My old dad used to say to me: "Money doesn't bring you happiness, son!" Eric Idle: He was right! Michael Palin: Right! Eric Idle: I was happier then and I had nothing! We used to live in this tiny old tumbled-down house with great big holes in the roof. Graham Chapman: House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twentysix of us, no furniture, half the floor was missing, we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of falling. Terry Jones: You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor! Michael Palin: Oh, we used to dream of living in a corridor! Would have been a palace to us! We used to live in an old watertank on a rubbish tip. We'd all woke up every morning by having a load of rotten fish dumped all over us! House, huh! Eric Idle: Well, when I say a house, it was just a hole in the ground, covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us! Graham Chapman: We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go and live in a lake! Terry Jones: You were lucky to have a lake! There were 150 of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road! Michael Palin: A cardboard box? Terry Jones: Aye! Michael Palin: You were lucky! We lived for three months in a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank! We used to have to go up every morning, at six o'clock and clean the newspaper, go to work down the mill, fourteen hours a day, week in, week out, for six pence a week, and when we got home, our dad would slash us to sleep with his belt! Graham Chapman: Luxury! We used to have to get up out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hours a day at mill, for two pence a month, come home, and dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! Terry Jones: Well, of course, we had it tough! We used to have to get up out of the shoebox in the middle of the night, and lick the road clean with our tongues! We had to eat half a handful of freezing cold gravel, work twenty-four hours a day at mill for four pence every six years, and when we got home, our dad would slice us in two with a breadknife! Eric Idle: Right! I had to get up in the morning, at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill and pay millowner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves, singing Hallelujah! Michael Palin: Aah. And you try to tell the young people of today that, and they won't believe you! All: No, no they won't! |
Your sooooooooooooooooooo F #$%^&* old I,ll let it slide :boots:
your SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F #$%^&*( old ======================== riding bare back =================== was [ON A HORSE :bshake: YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOO F $%^&*() old / t/pee,s were Indians housing ===== not writing in the snow ///:huh: YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F #$%^&*( old Yo/Yoing was what ya tied your D #$%^& with / not catching Fish :pop: your soOOOOOOOOOOO F $%^&* old a [CHERRY} grew on trees :humpty: Ya want me to keep going ya OLD TIME JERSY SLUT :bsod: |
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Not a bad comeback for an old man,:doh:only took ya about 3hrs and 15 mins to think it up. :laughs: :rotf2: :laughs: Your gettin to be more and more like a German ya old sock, always the best comeback, but it takes a week to think of it. :uhuh: :rotf2: :buds: |
Ya OLD f #$%^&*( it took 2 minutes //ya think I sit here all f #$%^&*( day guarding S/B.COM like you ;;
YOUR Sooooooooooooooooooooo F#$%^&*() old ===================== a dirty movie /featuring a threesome =========== is the three stodges [sp] that fell in the mud ><><><:grins: |
:laughs: Your on a slooow roll. :hihi: Gimme a week. :D
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As a mailman I deliver year round outside in the cold, the the hot, the rain and snow etc.!!! No BIG DEAL!!! You dress or undress for the weather!!!
You office goons who sit in the AC all day have nothing to complain about!!! Try 6 hours a day outside in all kinds of weather!!! LOL'S!!! |
You Try breaking ice with ya boat all winter /to try & catch L/N.a for a living :btu:
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NEWMAN!!:mad: :hihi: |
He is my HERO!!! LOL'S
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CLAMMER!!!
Send me all the bluefish my way!!! I LOVE THEM!!! |
R55
I wish I could // havn,t even looked at the boat ============= looks like I have about three weeks of going F #$%^&*( nuts before I fish again ===== everyone gone to hell PIemma & #^^^^^^& // f #$%^&*( BLOOOOOOOOOOOFISHING ::: I<D rather catch posion ivory :tooth: |
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