Data's Suvenier
 

Besides the Book of Clam...

Captain Picard finds a mysterious mini pirates chest

and gives it to Data for further analysis indicating

he can't figure out how to open it.

he further sugests.....that it may have a clue to how

to unravel the clammer code. There has to be a clue.

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the very next day.....
 

Data announces that he has finally opened the mini chest

but all he found was this artifact..... a plug...

he is obsessing over it, turning it round and round

marveling about it's design and coloration.

then.... he starts listing plug descriptions:

darters ,swimmers, needles,poppers,dannies,

plugage captain... made on a carpentry tool

called a lathe for fishing captain ....called a lure.

Finally.....hearing enough, captain picard yells:

" Get to the point Data ! "
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there is no clue....???
 

Data having some time off...adjourns to the Holodeck

and assumes the identity of Sherlock Holmes to ponder

the lack of clues as to where the Borg may have taken the

clammer and as to why he left no clues behind which

by any reasonable deduction is an absolute impossibilty.

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hiding inside the plug.
 

Data remembers something:

Eliminate all other factors,
and the one which remains
must be the truth.

So Data un-builds the blue plug and discovers an
old scroll inside rapped around the thru wire.

un rolling it ...he finds this riddle.

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having found the clue...
 

Data informs acting Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&:

....that the destination of where the BORG have taken

the Clammer is in the Omega System where a class M

planet is ....that has a healthy population of Bluefish.

The Borg have a fondness for bluefish because of their

collective mindset of moving in unison.

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Data and Picard
 

Commander Data and Captain Picard work hard to

decipher the Clammer's riddle trying to understand

it's true meaning.... While Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& orders the

ship to emergency warp 10 speed to the Omega system.

Frustrated... and annoyed Captain Picard finally gets pissed off

and yells at Data that "there must be something were missing."

we need an edge.... Data... those dammed Borg!

then he says: "They invade our space, and we fall back.
They assimilate entire worlds, and
we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here!
This far, no further!
And I will make them pay for what they've done!"

to the Omega system
 

the blue planet
 

arriving at the blue planet at night...

captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& orders an away team

to the surface....sending mr data

to explore under water for fish.
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making Contact
 

Data gets to the water....sets the ship to hover and jumps out...

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After Data Jumps in
 

He talks to a fish telepathically
who just happens to know the
Clammer and owes him a favor.
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meanwhile ...preparing for Battle
 

.....While Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& waits for a report
from the away team....

he continues practicing his swordsmanship

in holodeck 4

with his virtual Klingon instructor.



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with nothing found...
 

Data explores the tip he got
from the schoolie about scanning
the old scroll for a hidden message
besides the riddle. Data discovers
a teensy microchip hidden beneath
the clammer symbol.....
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Data informs Picard
 

"Commander Data to Captain Picard:"

"go ahead data..." as he reads the "book of clam"

while sipping his Earl Grey tea...

data responds:
~
"i have discovered a micro chip on the scroll Captain

that was so tiny...only a micro nano-probe scanner

could see it.....as it was very cleverly concealed."
~
now...thats what i'm talking about! says the

(Happy at the news) Captain Picard then later suggests that

Data should make a direct connection to both

the holodeck and the ships library computer simutaneously.

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inside the holodeck
 

Data begins to unravel the riddle of the scroll

and Finally the secrets of the clammer code.

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Also .........using black lights
 

That were simulated on the holodeck...

data reveals a secret message on the back

of the scroll ..... that puzzles data even more.

He also is analyzing some plant resin and DNA

strands he thinks belong to the Clammer.

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the debriefing.....
 

Commander Data finishes his analysis of the Clammer Code....

and asks captain Picard if he can meet with him in his private quarters.

Captain picard is ready for bed...but says ok, come on in.

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an Elaborate Plan
 

A shocking truth ......is about to be told to Captain Picard as he has
struggled for days to understand the Clammer's riddles and the code.

Data begins with....

"Everything is not as it appears Captain"

It was all part of his plan !... he says.
~
what? picard asks quite surprised....

What did you find out mr Data....?

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changing the future
 

The Clammer code revealed that Clammer was to be abducted
by accident by the Borg in two years Captain.

So he has gone ahead of time to change the future.

Picard can't believe it and Scoffs....

Continuing...THE DISCUSSION

the Name Clammer is an Acronymn Captain!

it stands for:

COMPUTER
LANGUAGE
ALGORITYMS
MECHANICAL
MEMORY
ELECTRONIC
ROBOTICS


He's gone deep undercover into
the Borg collective Captain.

For What purpous? mr Data, Picard asks.

Data replies:
to stop them sir. with our help......


that is why he left such difficult clues
knowing we'd figure it out eventually
but the borg collective
could not. he has already
seen his future when he was frozen
Captain , so he formulated this plan.
~
How could he be that wreckless?
yells picard...

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I know what Assimulation
is like from first hand experience,...

Suddenly a space bubble appears
and it's Guinan the wise one
who is an Ancient..1000 years old +
------------------------------------------
and she says... he had to Captain
it was the only way to save Man kind.
and it wasn't wreckless....
it was sheer brilliance John Luke.:uhuh:
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Notice to S-B READERS
 

this concludes Part one...
of the Clammer Abduction...

Part two ... entitled

The Clammer Rescue....
IT'll be on the Dark Side....too.. :grins:

will be coming soon.....:wave: :smokin:

Your one serious sick M/f $%^&*() >>>>>>>>>>> Its gonna be a long f $%^&*()_*& winter ///

let the grass grow .,.,.,.,.,.,:as:

wow- can't wait for the rescue!!

Pretty Cool Rav.. we got this worm hole that keeps appearing down here at Nauset... fishermen have been know to appear.. and disappear at Random there.. I'll keep any eye out.. meybe .. hey look.. could that be?.. Clammer and Bill came back as flyfishermen???
:D

Awesome !

That's great. I hope the commercial isn't too long. We're sitting on the edge of our seats hoping we get Clammer back. I think !

Over and )(&%$$%#%()(*_)(**^(*&^B out

The Orb of Chatham.........................................:u hoh:

Don't piss off the Bloooo-Fish

lol , awesome raven!

Raven, Raven, Raven, you are a piece of work. :rotf3: :rotf2: :rotf3:

Awesome stuff, just awesome. :btu:

I like stories

Thats great

Sweet.
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After this we're all gonna go back to my Mom's house and play Dungeons & Dragon's in the basement :read:
I'm a Level 5 Wizard