Its a bi-lateral function,, a human condition ,, or should we pretend it isn't happening . Truth is average person farts 14 times a day ... average person includes girls too .. Yes .. this thread stinks .. Just keepin it real ....:scream2:

14 times a day? now I am going to have to start counting LOL

I heard 14 also. I'm good through 2017 if i stop now:rotf2:

I love the smell of low tide in the morning.

pull my finger.

Grew up with that one ,,, Had an uncle that use to let some bombs go in church .. All us kids would be trying not to laugh out loud .. After church in the car my uncle Dave would say .. "There's nothing funnier than a fart in church" ... miss that guy... funny as a bastagde Salty .. :rotf2:

Thought you guys might like that video it was "on topic" shall we say :D

I showed that to my wife and we had a good laugh at lunch.

Bump. I'm letting loose again. :jester:

I'm sitting here and can't stop laughing at your uncle's quote.....It's even funny thinking about a fart in chruch....lmao!!!!

When the Holyoke public school systems are serving sloppy joes, I will eat up to 4 of them during lunch. If they serve them on a Thursday or Friday, I chase them down with a few beers after work. That usually does it.

I have heard of Back Bay Station on the Orange Line and South Station on the redline, but never heard of South Bay Station on the orange line.

Duh ,,, thats it Back Bay ,,, thinking south end ... anyways .. a little push cart in Back Bay Station ... nice catch .

I have an office with no window now so I gotta be careful when I'm in here lettem' loose!! :eek5:

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I just went large.:hihi:

Luds you GOTTA try Campbells Steak Chili in a can.

Dood it'll fuel you with RIPPPERS for a week :eek: Man I made my wife's eyes water at 2am :hee:

That's nasty. :yak6:

Speaking of the T
 

Back in the day a couple buddies and I went to Boston for a night of fun. We chased some pelts out to BC to no avail, but on the way back into town I cleared a train car. One elderly black man was heard to say, "Man you're one stinky assed white boy!!" Ten years later and I still laugh out loud over that one.

Oh Yeah...
 

... and when my wife was pregnant with our first- GOOD GOD O'MIGHTY!! I'll never forget the night I was awoken by a tremendous blast that litterally made the bed springs vibrate and hum.

Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?

"Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?"

When I was in college we used to have a pickup basketball tournament at a friend's house. The guy's father and his buddies were also participants. Frank's dad was a joker and used to love lifting his leg and letting a loud one go. Well after on of the games he lifts his leg to let one off and and the noise was only drowned out by our laughter as whatever was percolating ran down his leg. Talk about skid marks.

-Proof that college kids have too much time on their hands....

seven or eight of us used to have an annual fartfest. It started in the dorms and when we eventually moved to a house (seven of us in a brand spankin' new place). Everyone got to choose their deadliest meal. We closed up the common room onour floor and let loose for a couple hours. Loudest, nastiest, most, wettest etc.
What a mess when one of the hottest girls in the building walked into the room....

This thread should be closed. You guys are absolutely nasty. I think farts can be funny by you have taken it to far.

Yea ... you guys ruined a good fart thread .. thanks alot . :bshake:

:jester::rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

Saw something on the other site that made me think of this. Anyone familiar with "The Dutch Oven"? :laugha:

Dutch Oven's are the reason I end up sleeping on the couch for a day or two. The Mrs don't like it, but it is so worth it.:rotflmao:

Dutch oven lol

Had steamers and linguica last night, fog horn and low tide today. Pretty cool...