Originally Posted by BassDawg (Post 590731)

first, i would take it to the local Disco and
introduce it to KC and the Sunshine Band's,
"AHHHHHHHHH that's the way.......UH HUH, UH HUH
I LIIIIIKE IT....................UH HUH, UH HUH!"
because it looks so sexy and neon coool.

second, i would show it off to sum of the local
Danny's and penicls and spooks along the
Striper Coast, just to get them jealous and skeeeered!

third, i would NOT offer it to any BOO feesh as
their choppers ain't GOOOOD enuff to grace the finish
or the hooks of that fine and schnazzy specimen.

last, i wouild take it to ALL of my favorite Striperin' haunts
~from Great Island to Moriches Inlet~ and slay
as many Cows as the Good Lord will allow; because
even He knows that that plug is blessed already
with sum serious LAHHHGE catching mojo and, at the very
least, will hypnotize any MoSaxatilluses that swim within
a hundred yards of her smooth and seductive sheen...............

sumthin' like............"hey junior you let Momma have that plug, it's out of your leauge."

next nearest striper, "oh NO you didunt! girl, you better get OFF of that PLUG!!! that PLUG is MYYY AYC, and it's goin' home with ME!!!

from a couple of tail swishes away, "SAALAAAAAM~~~~GULP!!" as some big olde 55 pound GAL ends the discussion rather abruptly and in no uncertain terms..................

:bl: but that's just me, and that's WHERE i would take it :bl:

Originally Posted by MVbluefish (Post 590638)

The rip at Wasque.

Originally Posted by GonnaCatchABig1 (Post 590557)

dinner. maybe a movie afterwards. then back to my place for some drinks. then to bed.


and then inevitably to the hospital.:eek:

Originally Posted by Flaptail (Post 590869)

Man, lay off the caffiene. Just a thought.