Squid Kids Dad has an unusual hobby. He gps's all the Porta Potty's and gas stations, 7-11's and whatnot that don't mind you coming in in waders.

Anyway, just make sure if your on the trail your adept enough a going far enough from home you don't dirty your wading boots.

Plan ahead.

One time while deer hunting, I was walking to a spot to start a drive just after lunch. It hit me all of a sudden, so I found a tree that was down across a stream. It was a couple of feet above the stream, so I jumped out of my over clothes and sat with my arse over the edge of the tree. I let it go good, only problem was Canalratt was calling me on the radio, which was a few feet away, to tell me they were in position, and where the hell are you?? I had no baby wipes, scott tissue , napkins or anything else. So I did what any other desparate male would do. I took out my hunting knife and cut the tighty whites off, then into strips. Thank god there was no more hunting downstream that day......:eek:

Drop your drawers where you stand and let it go... Tear off you undies for wiping..:kewl:

Crap directly in Hodgmans.

Anyone hear of just holding it? Dang.

Go before you go and I hate to say it but avoid coffee. it's a natural lax.
Some times putting it in a holding patern just isn't going to happen. Baby wipes are an esntial. I once had the urge in a very inconvienent place. Brewster flats about 1 mile out, on foot, daylight. good thing no one was around.

Smokey, you always come prepared! The other Bomba could have used your sage advice lasst week. We'll just leave the story up to him.

I know there's times when holding it is quite possible.We are talking about the fast food eating can't hold it and it's here waiting and isn't gonna wait more than a few minutes type.

Upon deployment of ordinance it is helpful to yell out loudy stuff like "Man in the boat overboard" or "You sank my battleship"