Gentleman, Rock & ScottW - please go back on topic - Tigresses, please...

Go ugly, early?

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Why wait until closing time:uhuh:.

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron

And the winner is...... Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said " I don't know exactly but put me down for a bogie.
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Good one!