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striperman36 08-08-2010 06:27 PM

Dear Spence
How many dimensions in parallel Universes?

Are striped bass legal at 28" there?

PRBuzz 08-08-2010 07:10 PM

What is a "string" in the sting theory of the dimensional universe?

spence 08-09-2010 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MotoXcowboy (Post 786383)
Dear Spence,

Do parallel universes really exist?

In science fiction? Well, yes they do...

In real life? Who really knows...

I don't think it matters though. The few people on this planet who possess the cognitive horsepower to make useful sense out of these theories (i.e. not read a book and get the concept but rather build and apply new theory) is so small that they all might just be crazy anyway.

Most people just say WTF and go to church.

-spence

spence 08-09-2010 02:03 PM

[QUOTE=striperman36;786751]Dear Spence
How many dimensions in parallel Universes?
About a dozen according to string theory but that's from memory.

Quote:

Are striped bass legal at 28" there?
No, but humans are 2 @ 62" per aqunid time unit.

-spence

RIJIMMY 08-09-2010 02:03 PM

Dear Spence, if you dont fish, why do you spend so much time on a fishing website?

spence 08-09-2010 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PRBuzz (Post 786755)
What is a "string" in the sting theory of the dimensional universe?

A one dimensional particle that has characteristics determined by it's vibration.

Having read several books that talk about the subject, and even fooling myself into thinking I understood a few pages, I can only wonder what kind of secret geek weed these guys smoke to think of this stuff.

-spence

spence 08-09-2010 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RIJIMMY (Post 786906)
Dear Spence, if you dont fish, why do you spend so much time on a fishing website?

"Don't" isn't an accurate statement.

I've fished quite a bit, and plan to fish more in the future. A "don't" at this time indicates a fixed sample rate which is impossible considering you don't know the future.

-spence

RIJIMMY 08-09-2010 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spence (Post 786911)
"Don't" isn't an accurate statement.

I've fished quite a bit, and plan to fish more in the future. A "don't" at this time indicates a fixed sample rate which is impossible considering you don't know the future.

-spence

I think "dont" implies present tense, not past or future. For example, If I asked if you have a dollar I can borrow, and at the current time, you do not have one. You would reply, "I don't" Its irrelevant if you had money before or plan to have it another day.
I also think "fish" means an ongoing activity, passion or pursuit. Fish, to me, does not mean "going fishing", theres a big difference.
This is the last question I ask, this thread is dull. :devil2:

piemma 08-09-2010 05:26 PM

He is living his life vicariously through those who do.

He could live his life vicariously through me who is typing this from his 5th different Marriott Courtyard in 9 days. Norfolk VA right now.

Philly and Chester PA this morning Chesapeake VA tomorrow morning and DC tomorrow afternoon.

spence 08-09-2010 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RIJIMMY (Post 786936)
I think "dont" implies present tense, not past or future. For example, If I asked if you have a dollar I can borrow, and at the current time, you do not have one. You would reply, "I don't" Its irrelevant if you had money before or plan to have it another day.
I also think "fish" means an ongoing activity, passion or pursuit. Fish, to me, does not mean "going fishing", theres a big difference.
This is the last question I ask, this thread is dull. :devil2:

"Present tense" would be "Spence isn't fishing."

You know I have fished as you've taken me out on the S.S. Eelslime :hihi:

Granted, my fishing has slowed to a halt, but there are legitimate reasons and I don't plan for the hiatus to be permanent. If this wasn't the case I wouldn't still have a wall full of plugs, 1/2 dozen rods etc... (including a plug display I still have to photograph :wall:)

If by "fish" you mean some die hard surfcasting (opps, forgot you're a boat guy) lifestyle where one sacrifices many things in the reckless persuit of fish...then no, I don't think I fish.

-spence

MotoXcowboy 08-10-2010 11:46 AM

If you were Barack Obama for one full day, what would you do with your presidential power?

JohnnyD 08-10-2010 12:38 PM

Hey Spence,

Is it true that you can catch crabs from sitting on a public toilet seat? I always cover the seat with paper, but I have to assume they can rip through the paper and hop a ride.

I ask because after my trip to Vegas, I had crabs, even though the hooker assured me she was clean. I figured it had to be from a toilet seat then.

FishermanTim 08-10-2010 02:21 PM

If you get crabs, and apply some "Old Bay", will that make them go away? :biglaugh:

If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

RIJIMMY 08-10-2010 02:42 PM

[QUOTE=If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?[/QUOTE]

trick question, we all know aardvarks don't chew gum!

spence 08-10-2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MotoXcowboy (Post 787130)
If you were Barack Obama for one full day, what would you do with your presidential power?

That's a really excellent question.

First I'd declare August 10th as Island Girl day and make it a National Holiday :wave:

Second I'd declare martial law and sign an executive order making my first term permanent.

Hopefully, Hugo Chavez would congratulate me with a delegation from the Miss Venezuela pageant :devil2: :hihi:

-spence

spence 08-10-2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyD (Post 787136)
Hey Spence,

Is it true that you can catch crabs from sitting on a public toilet seat? I always cover the seat with paper, but I have to assume they can rip through the paper and hop a ride.

I ask because after my trip to Vegas, I had crabs, even though the hooker assured me she was clean. I figured it had to be from a toilet seat then.

The most logical answer is that "she" was a "he" and yes, "he" did catch them from a toilet seat.

I doubt "he" got them in Vegas though, they keep things pretty clean in those parts. It's good for the family business.

-spence

Island Girl 08-11-2010 09:31 PM

August 10th sounds like a wonderful national Island Girl day :buds: As usual though I am a day late

I was going to ask you a question spence but my mind is shot right at the moment from work so I will get back to you in a day or so!

spence 08-11-2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Island Girl (Post 787470)
I was going to ask you a question spence but my mind is shot right at the moment from work so I will get back to you in a day or so!

Don't worry, you still probably have baby lag...

I'm going to have it again by weekend :hihi:

-spence

Island Girl 08-11-2010 09:56 PM

Oh congrats :happy: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?

spence 08-12-2010 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Island Girl (Post 787480)
Oh congrats :happy: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?

No clue :uhuh:

-spence

JohnR 08-12-2010 11:25 AM

Spence - your family in increasing size this weekend? Congrats :btu:

spence 08-12-2010 12:16 PM

Thanks, looks like it will be soon. I'm at the hospital right now :hihi:
Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device

justplugit 08-12-2010 01:12 PM

Great, Spence. :btu: The very best to you and your wife.

fishbones 08-12-2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spence (Post 787643)
Thanks, looks like it will be soon. I'm at the hospital right now :hihi:
Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device

Are you naming the child Barack Barney Spence if it's a boy and Nancy Hillary Spence if it's a girl?

spence 08-12-2010 01:27 PM

Not sure. My wife doesn't give me much say in these matters.
Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device

Nebe 08-12-2010 01:36 PM

I hope it's a girl :love:
Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device

PaulS 08-12-2010 02:40 PM

Congrats, hope it goes quick.

I got dibs on being a godfather. I'm trying for double figures.


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