too funny
 

:D this is only 2 today

John it sounds like your son needs a playmate :D

MtnBrz1, LMFAO

And while we are on this most important topic the question asks' itself: crinkle or fold?

Now the REAL question is....

Are you a FOLDER or a SCRUNCHER?

:D

No dude...first it's

Do you bidet or not bidet?

European drinking fountains...:yak:

I fell into the turel once cause I fergot ta put the lid down:rolleyes: ya don't drink outta a buday or is it bynite ? I ferget:smash: just be carefull if ya try one out, they'll knok ya marbles off.:smash:

I hate the waves brakin on my arse from the drop

Flush first, then pinch loaf, let the swirling coriolis effect do the work for you.

3 pages about the crapper?
 

you guys need to go fish.

here's one for ya :D

THE POOPIE LIST
Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. :kewl: :hidin: :jump: :bounce: :boots: :eek5: :claps: :chased: :blush: :bl2: :smash: :gf: :angel:

How ironic I find this thread . I just got done snaking my porcelain bus and there was a big turd on the end of the snake when it came out , pulled it out the water and dump right on the floor . you couldnt pay me to do this kind of plumbing new install can do but not this crap .

toilet paper should be clean and dry how it comes off dont matter as long as it there to come off . If not , thats why we have socks and underwear . In hot weather when there are no under garments it the 2nd and 3rd fingers only and dont stick them out any holes in the wall . youve all heard that joke before .

:laughs:

Ever try to wipe with the opposite hand that you normally use? It ain't easy, try it and get back to me with the results.

Which way with thepapah?
 

Bidet?
Thats like usin'g a powahwasha on your undercarriage :eek:

This is a VERY VERY informative site....

The Europeans (especially the French) love their bidets.

I used to think that was pretty anal of them (no pun intended)...but when you consider they don't shower, well, I figure that makes them pretty darn lazy.

-WW

A good friend of mine is a plumber, his favortie saying is......


YOUR S%@T IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER !!!!

Some interesting words from #^&#^&#^&#^& Heckman, CEO of U.S. Filter (the largest water filter/treatment co. - acquired by Vivendi awhile back):

"We're #1 in the Number One and Number Two business."