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and the other thing that bugs me is
on many occasions it has been reported that bigfoots (that's BIGFEET yells Bilbo) throw rocks (big ones) at people wouldn't there be finger prints or skin residue for getting a DNA sample.....?? the best one i saw was where these guys put sheet rock screws in the door mat that was AWESOME ! |
Yeah that's what so hard for me to beleive, we can dig up dinosaur bones from a million years ago but we can't figure this bigfoot thing out? On Planet Earth, they filmed like the last snow leopard in existance, but can't find a bigfoot? the thing ain't real!
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There are discoveries occurring every day throughout the world's jungle and oceans of proof for animals existence long though extinct and of animals never known before.....so it is not impossible/improbably that Big Foot's exist but "we" can't find them. You can add ET's to that list also.....ET please phone home your Mother is calling!:rotf2:
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Remember....(from "Harry & the Hendersons")
"Bigfoot eat their dead!" (Don Ameche) Actually, the bigfoot show(s) have degraded to being as worthless as watching "Destination: Truth" That's saying that they drive up initial interest then pi$$ away all integrity with idiotic cut-aways to film shots of trees. You would think that with all the funding these clowns get, that they could get REALLY good night vision goggles and FLIR cameras and LEARN HOW TO USE THEM PROPERLY!!!! That being said, I wish they would focus on factual accounts and not visions of Bobo and the baboon!:biglaugh: |
bigfoot is Nocturnal which separates him from man and APE
and whats up with the glowing red eyes..... eh? destination truth is a joke because they pay this enormous amount of money to fly all the way around the world to spend what? One day....then they jet back fast as can be to analyze zero evidence. how idiotic is that? But as for bigfoot searching... there's a certain type of game camera that sends photo's back to a computer ....between that and the laflir imagery best coupled on silent drones would be the best method in my opinion to search. One of the best accounts was from a Bush pilot who came crusing over a low mountain top real quick like at very low altitude and he chanced to see a bigfoot up at the top of a tree that stuck out like a sore thumb and it was huge. Unfortunately he didn't have a camera mounted on the small plane. In Europe there's a very old legend of the green man...a type of being that protects the forest and it's creatures.....there's hundreds of sculptures of the green man carved into many many churches that are wicked old. |
I think Destination Truth sits a couple levels of credibility higher than this Big Foot show.
Smoke another Fatty Bobo, cause there, phhhhhhhhhhhhh, mmmpt, mppppffff, cough cough, there's a Squatch in these woods and he's hungry - Dude! Look at all the empty Doritos bags... As for a nocturnal 8' tall primate in the lower 48? Not so sure on that. Undiscovered species elsewhere? Absolutely. |
There are no remains because they can sense when they are going to die and go to the secret big Foot cave and die there. there's a secret Big Foot cave in every state of the Union and two in Alaska.
There's no Big Foot poop because they don't poop. Some how they transport their poop into the people who look for them. That's why the Big Foot seekers are so full of she it. |
The mysterious Bigfoot
A universal study on the mysterious Bigfoot was conducted in the Pacific Northwest. Three scientists from three different countries decided to go out into the woods for three months with the most sophisticated equipment known to mankind, in hopes of finally proving the existence of Bigfoot. An American scientist from Washington met with a Russian scientist and a scientist from Czechoslovakia. Together all three scientists went off into the woods of the Pacific Northwest in search of Bigfoot. Three months pass, and no one had heard from any of the scientists. After pressure from the visiting scientists’ home countries, an expedition was conducted to find the missing scientists. After a few days of searching, the search party came upon a den housing a family of Bigfoot: a daddy Bigfoot, a mama Bigfoot and a daughter Bigfoot. Upon closer examination, the search party noticed clothing belonging to the missing scientists laying on the ground around the Bigfoot family. The Bigfoot family tried to flee, but the search party shot at the family of Bigfoot. The search party killed the mama Bigfoot and the daughter Bigfoot, but the daddy Bigfoot got away. The searchers dragged the Bigfoot carcasses back to their camp, and performed autopsies to determine if they had eaten the missing scientists. After dissecting the mama Bigfoot, the searchers discovered the remains of the missing American scientist. After dissecting the daughter Bigfoot, the searchers found the remains of the missing Russian scientist. The head doctor then informed the search party, “I’m afraid that is it. We have the remains of the missing American scientist and the remains of the missing Russian scientist, but I’m afraid we don’t have a trace of the missing Czechoslovakian scientist. Did you happen to see any other Bigfoots?” The head of the search party stepped forward and replied, “Yes, we did. A daddy Bigfoot got away from us.” The doctor nodded with understanding, “Oh, I see. So the Czech is in the male!” |
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'OK, you two go examine those ruins over there, chick X and I are going to check out the tents...' |
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that will generate some ghost activity ....
i'll bet he can say "oh yeah" in many languages |
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I watch those shows for "entertainment value". I mean really..big game hunters sneak around silently, wear rubber boots and charcoal suits to cover their scent, full camo, etc. to avoid detection. There could be a Bigfoot every sq. mile ....and BoBo and friends walk around the woods howling like idiots, wacking their knockers, with gear strapped on their backs that looks like something Bill Murray was wearing in Ghostbusters...and they think they might see anything? And somebody send the girl a new pair of glasses to replace those Elvis Costello models. Now Ghost Hunters....that's real! :-)
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Open your mind
With the vast amount of wilderness we have I would not be surprised if there is indeed a bigfoot. Think about it, a creature who has the dexterity of a human and the strength of an ape, an intellect possibly on par or even higher than our own, also having the wild instinct and knowledge of nature would also have the ability to hide from modern man, perhaps the missing link.
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Big foots are stupid.
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They also stink.
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they hunt with rocks
and like to get their rocks off |
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