This is really good advice

YOU'RE LIKE THIS BIG #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BEAR WITH THESE BIG FREAKIN CLAWS AND SHES JUST THIS LITTLE BUNNY MAN AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TEAR APART THE BUNNY CUZ YOUR CLAWS ARE SO #^&#^&#^&#^&ING BIG

20$ says she's a tranny....


j/k that is jealousy talking! good luck!

Disregard my previous post apparently.
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Definitely honesty is best up front but don't dwell. Lay all your cards on the table. I did with my wife Angie....right up front I told her what was what.......12 years later we are still together....married the last 5 years!! Best of luck John!:uhuh:

Paul your wife have an account here?

Taking pics might not say the right thing. Just saying.
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There may have been too much honesty this morning ;).
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need someone to tag along and look like a complete ass so you look better.. If so I got Bassmaster's number.

[QUOTE=nightfighter;973007]Much more fun to make them wait, leading them on just a little.... Drives crazy

Girls these days will go through there phone at 1am looking for a booty call if they didn't get any
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Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning ;)
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^ LOL!!!!^
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And not bowlegged!:smash::rotf2:

Someone delete this thread. If this crap is going through his head while he's on his date (which it will:rotf2:) it could be disastrous for him.

Whats your take on the Dirty Sanchez or the Rusty Trombone :shocked:

If the bay runs red... Fish the mud hole instead.
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Lmao
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Hey I know we just met but..... Pose for me.
Not good first date etiquette..lol
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You got ten fingers and only one @&*#...you can afford to lose a finger.
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Holy #^&#^&#^&#^&, I just realized this was a fishing website.

-spence

http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/...psd6867dc3.jpg
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I've been there... this is the best advise anyone could ever give you...good luck..

Might want to rub one out before you go so you don't have a premature "accident"
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speak for yourself....... hermaphrodite :rotf2:

Dude, are you on FB? You would've had a date a long time ago if you were. What do you think I'm doing on there every single minute of the day for? lol

Good luck man. Just be yourself and try to make her comfortable in her own skin...

[QUOTE=WESTPORTMAFIA;973033]This is all so true, so very true...

This is how you get it done....
 

Freakin priceless guys!! I'm laugh my arse off this morning going through some of these ridiculous and hilarious comments. This should be a pretty tame evening by most of your standards!! Thanks guys!!!!
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