your telling Me:point: :exp:

Beans is cheating...

These all sound like the "ripest"...
 

However, I think Dave's question was about the "longest"... I've covered three octaves, sounded like a Miles Davis solo, all on the same blast! :kewl: http://216.40.249.192/s/contrib/edoom/fart.gif

I walked from one side of a 20 bay shop to the other one time and had to wait a couple extra seconds before opening the waiting room door - scared myself. As a result I no longer eat from canteen truck...

always knew u were full of it:p

yeh! it's two in the afternoon on fri. an I'm home, supose ta b working, runnin around getting permitts to hook inta town water, gettin a plumber, someone to dig a hole , town water people say , o he woun't b back till sept 5, hay lady , I got no water, u want me to chitt in the woods?? what's u mean I can't do this or that or get a permitt,,,,,,,,,,,,boy! bein grumpy sometimes pays off, I got my permitt on the spot, plumbers comin first thing monday an so's the hole digger to tap in the main line....I should b good an stinky by then:D errrrr! :mad:

I DON'T even want to go there :bshake: :splat:

My longest...... 31" wait do pfarts have lumps?

Stop it please!!! This isn't grumpin me out, on the contrary, I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard...."covered three octives and a Miles Davis solo"...."lit one that was hot enough to solder" PRICELESS!
A few years back my grandfather grew these nitro onions in his garden. He had so many, one night my mom boiled a couple dozen and with a little butter on them it was like eating candy. Later on we're sitting around when the onion methane finally completed its fermentation process. My dad got up and walked across the room and with every step it sounded like he was stepping on a whoopie cushion. That set my brothers and me off and of course laughing we couldn't hold them in. Literally you could not contain this gas. It was a situation that put the baked bean scene in Blazing Saddles to shame. It ended about half an hour later and we realized we'd better get out in the fresh air before we passed out from lack of oxygen in the room.

i got to boil some

you have a boil ??? eewwwwwww

actually they were grown in the sandy soil of West Dennis. probably what made 'em so lethal.

well the septic system musta been close:mad:

Good lord!!!

What the hell died inside me today :confused: !!

I gotta go outside

hows the smell
I think we need a Phart Leg:D

Longest one
 

Two or three egg salad sandwiches with plenty of onion and a six-pack of genessee ale. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D




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