Krispy, i have a question about beach driving. when i drive on the sand, i always seem to get stuck. :confused: i made sure my tires were rock hard, 80#'s of air, but i still get stuck. i see alot of guys zipping around the sand and it looks like so much fun! i just want to join them in motoring down the beach at night with my high beams on! thanks in advance.

:ss:

i hope I dont get yelled at for replying 1st in the
ask Mr Krispy forum.
But You need 90 lbs of air in them tires

I thought that you had to have studded tires to drive on the beach or was that for driving on the jetty???
:confused:

Krispy is going to lose it on you guys............:eek:

Oh I can't friggin resist.

Dude, when you are pumped up to 90 you can drive ON the water.

Just make sure it isn't too rough out because you DON'T want the waves to wash up over the windshield. The salt makes it so you can through.

I did it once and NEVER again. What a mistake ! I had to run the wiper wash for like a half hour after I got back to the beach. The waves were batting my windsheild wiper blades around like they were deer or something. Man, NEVER again. Wow!


I am getting pretty good at it. I was able to try out like 5 different trucks last year. My insurance company was freaking out but screw them. What do they know ? I mean I paid them like $500 or something last year so. Anyway the best truck FAR AND AWAY is the H2. It worked the best. My mom was kind of freaking out but she always does that so I was like, whatever........ I mean Maaaum ! Jeez, like GET over it already.

But really all of em' couldn't handle like anything over 6 feet deep. So don't go out any deeper than 6 feet and make SURE you have the Hummer because if you don't you will be swiiming back in.I know dude. I mean I did it like ten times or something but it was REAL fun so dude, go for it !


This website is like so killer

wow, not even winter yet!!!
 

krispy, you're really taking a beating here!!! no wonder?? after sticking up for my thread. anyhoo is it posible to keep eels alive? if so how? and no that's not a typo!!!! anyhoo?

Ok Seriously,

Mr Krispy,

I keep reading how everyone has been taking fish by slingin eels this fall. So I go and buy some. I go to the beach and put one on the hook. So far so good. The problem is the slingin.

I think I do a good job of getting the eel in the sling shot (well, I use a wrist rocket instead)

When I release the sling shot the eel starts to be slung and then...Bam. the line from my rod (in the sand spike next to me) catches on th spool and comes shootin back at me.

what am I doin wrong???

I know I am an idiot, but I do live in MA.

wHo makes a floatink castmastER?

mr krispy can you please tell me
 

why when fishing with eels at night from a boat some fisherman reel in and wait till the eel is 2 feet in front of the boat thinking a fish is hitting it and try and set a hook like there winding up to cast across the canal and those eels shoot out of the water whizzzing by my head sometimes just bearly missing is there away to know where your eel is at when you cant see a damn thing out there at night.

Re: mr krispy can you please tell me
 

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :btu:

now i know what to make outa wood:eek:

Will you krome the wood?

Dear Krispy,

If I stick my finger down Toby's throat to pull the trigger, will he :yak:

Dear Aunt Krispy
My problem seems to be that I just don't feel stylish on the beach. I know what I need to look so good but don't know how to carry them. So how do you carry your tackle box, huge boat net, radio, and six pack of beer when your on a beach where no motor vehicles are allowed?

winchmaster, if i can answer this for krispy, i would look into one of these carts. :D

Where is the sun lamp? I don't see a sun lamp?

Re: Dear Krispy....
 

how many michael jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb??








none..... Michael Jackson does not screw light bulbs he screws little boys!!!:smash:

ok heres my problem
i had the people at k-mart select a distance casting combo for me. i got the super duper south bend 4 ft rollerguide rod and i matched it with the big fish south bend black and yellow plastic reel and i put on the highest quality 100 pound test wire line. this reel has those awsome patented plastic gears!!!!! this setup cost me a wopping $15!!! i know, alot of money for the setup but i know it will get alot of use. but one problem i have is i cant cast far. i had mr.fergison, the expert fisherman at k-mart help me pick this out so im sure he picked the right thing. can YOU help me out here?

thanks in advance, christian

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Mr.Kripsy, I like making fishing lures out of old hockey sticks, but the ones I made keep spinning around when I reel them in. Is a lefty or righty stick better:confused: Forward's stick or defenseman's...maybe I should try a goalie stick:confused:

Man Krissy is getting killed in this one

Mr. chumbucket,

I know what company you own by the description:cool:

Krissy - does leaving the gas pump nozzle attached to the truck instead of the pump enhance the aerodynamic efficiancy of your sand sled?

That's just so so so,
wrong!

It's gotta be against nature, a googan sand sled!

Would I be able to take it down the cliffs here? Is it four wheel drive.
Please oh please I hope to never see one of those on a westcoast beach.

Dear Krissy (Heehee),

If we ask enough stupid questions will you finallt beg for mercy and ask thatbthis thread be cancelled ?

Dear Krissy,

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? :af:

Fishing :ss:

how was the cod trip :yak: :yak4: :yak6: :yak5: :yak: :yak4: :yak6: :yak5:

I will responding to all your individual dumbass Q's shortly :smash: ( you guys make me laugh ) :)

AND YOUR ALL OUT OF ORDER!!!! :af: :af: :af:

If you had reminded me before the MDA about HABS letting this little piece outta the bag, I mighta fished with you :( ;) and Meade will get his one day, too bastages

when someone says the fishing is hit or miss, and i go fishing and i get neither hits nor misses what am i doing wrong?

Hehehehe

Hey, just remember, Laptew was the one disseminating the information that morning

Dear Krispy,

When I sharpen my hooks on my plugs it is really hard to get them sharp unless I take that tube off the hooks (I like the protection it gives me when I am taking weed off the lure. The hooks don't stab me as easily).

Is there a better way to sharpen without taking them off ?

There are so many of them and it is hard to keep them all organized. I lost one once and had to borrow one from another lure. Then I had to buy some tubing to cut more. It was a pain.

Dear Krispy..

What is the difference between a latte' and a capachino???

Sincerely, Wired


:happy: :happy: :happy:

Dear Krispy,

What kind of girls dig us, a bunch of stinky and smelly fishermen, the unattractive kinds or the attractive kinds? I need a girlfriend so badly. My best friends are advancing me in their prime.:( :(

Do you mean your best friends are making advances on you :laughs:

Heeheehee

:eek:

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

very funny, johnr.:p :p im saying that i am a step behind them... how is the job hunting going for you?

Things are about to get really funny..........


:exp: :exp:

Hang in there JR

:laughs:

:smash:

Dear Krispy,

This fall I fished in the canal alot... but Daylight savings time really messes with my head. If I'm on the east bank of the east end the sun rises in the east which is also my right so that means right = east right? But one night the fish were hitting on the west side of the east end and the sun rose on my left which is west right? So to complete my experiment I went to the west end east side and the sun set on my right which is east right? So my question is does daylight savings have something to do with that and how did the sun rise and set on my east/right side in one day? I hope you can answer this because my girlfriend is getting sick of hearing me ramble on and on about this so any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,
-Dave

oh and umm Slip protocal is spelled protocol... just trying to lighten Krispy's work load a bit. :rolleyes: