Ever consider a couple Alkaseltzer tablets wrapped in bread, maybe with a slice of bacon wrapped around it to get it to "wolf it down" faster? This had some positive results on a seagull who was crapping all over my grandmother's house one summer. Nothing illegal about Alkaseltzer and bread.

I got within 25 feet of a yote this weekend at the Race. A truck load of bait fishers pulled up and that coyote came right out of the grass behind them. I was down over the bank pitching, and could see his sillouette against the sky. I figured what the hell, I'll do some sneaking myself. He never saw me till I growled real low, then he was airborne. I laughed my butt off. The baiters never knew it happened till I told them at the air station later. Bold as brass those coyotes.

I've heard you can soak a spoonge in bacon grease(not hot!), the spoonge will shrink, feed it to the varmits and the spoonge will expand in belly causing great discomfort and constipation:yak4: and then poof! No more doggy. Never tried it myself of course.:D