You can pick your friends,you can pick your nose.But you can't wipe your friends under the table.

I like this,
"give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to how to fish, and you can sell him fishing equipment"

Festus on GUNSMOKE once told a fella "I'll put knots on your head faster n you can rub em".That's pretty good.

"Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country." JFK

"I am not a crook" RN

“Mr. Gorbachov tare down these walls!”? RR

" I did not have sexual relations with that woman" WJC

"all depends on what your definition of sex is" WJC

Sherwood Lincoln- Rivers End B+T - when asked by a customer wearing the latest in Patagonia and Orvis if he had a chance to catch anything..... "Not by the looks of ya"

"I'm gonna beat you like a Red-Headed Step-Child"


“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.” - Ted Nugent

A few from the great General Patton....

"If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”

“No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.”

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

you just did !

Ich bin ein Berliner!

Few movie quotes:

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky

We're on a mission from God

Kaiser Soze was a myth in the criminal world. As the story was said, he was just a small dope dealer, but ran into some big trouble. His enemies went to his house to show him that he had stepped over his line and had to step back and learn a lesson. They were going to kill his family in front of him after they raped his wife. "Then he showed these men of will what will really was." Rather then wanting to see his family live after this, he killed them himself. He shot his two children and his wife in the head and then taught the attackers a lesson. This is a story about five men that get suckered into working for this legend with out their knowledge. But pay close attention, there are clues all over the place. "He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Kaiser Soze will get you. Keaton always said 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him. Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Kaiser Soze. You think you can catch Kaiser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. And after that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again....

Spacey in Usual Suspects

From The movie "Jerimiah Johnson"

"Why is he yelling at me?"

"Because he's scared of ya"

From "Jaws"

"You got city hands hooper"

"Cage goes in the water, you go in the cage, sharks in water"

" I"m talking about sharkin for a living, were not fishin for tommy cod or bluegills Chief"

"Catch'n some stripers Mrs brody, be back for dinner"


From the "perfect Strom"

" The flemish cap? you may as well steam to portugal"

"Your a goddamn swordboat captain"

"Lotta fish, lotta weather"

Billy the "greek"

"You can catch all the school bass you want, I dont talk in inches, I talk in pounds, what separates the men from the boys is weight"

what was his name gerbal no no no thata ptown thing it was roger verbal kint yeah thats the gimps name

"The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist".

"The taxidermist gonna have a heart attack chief when he see's what I brung him"-Jaws- Go to love quint!

"Hey I know you, we went to different schools together"

More Jaws!!

"Quint radio in, we need a bigger boat"

"He cant stay down with three barrels on him chief, not three"

"bumped into a friend of mine chief, herbie robinson, ball player and boatsman mate, he was bobbin up and down like a top...well.......he had been bitten in half below the waist."

"i did not inhale"

Not exactly that profound but funny....

-R Lee Ermy in Platoon.." you grab-astic piece of Walrus Sh#@, I'll..."

-Bernie Mac on taking care of kids, "Keep it up boy and I'll split your head down to the white meat!"

he he, you guys are good! :hihi:

This is one of my Dad's classics. He'd walk by and smack me in the head (not hard) and say "That's for nothin' now do somethin'"

i gotta start using that one.. :rotfl:

A few I learned in Texas.

He's tighter than a gnat with hass but strechted over a rain barrel full of piranha.

That dog won't hunt. used to express disbeleif

Dumber than a box of rocks

We've howdied but we haven't shook

This ain't my first rodeo.

She's thin as a bar of soap after a hard day's washin

Faster than a duck on a June bug

Tighter than a power line after a blue norther


thats a fewe have fun:scatter:

stupid is as stupid does! GUMP

If I wanted your opinion i'd give it to ya!

One a these days, Alice.....BANG, ZOOM

"Don't Fillett a Can of Tuna witrh a HedgeTrimmer" JohnR:hihi:

Most people go through life wondering if they've made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem.
Ronald Reagan

Well i started working on the remix and this is what i have right now so far.. so umm.. lemme know what you think..

http://www.melodysgardeningservice.c...e/finished.mp3

i uploaded it onto my moms server, i seem to have misplaced my blank cds.. :)

"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." -Ronald Reagan-

When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny."

- Thomas Jefferson

kATIE, that is a great job!!!!! I love it !

If you new you were gonna die tomorrow and had something to say
What would it be and to who?
Man, what are you waiting for?

I've always like that one.

And that one.

Another of my Dad's classics....

when ever you would fall down he would say " get up I got a bet on ya"

My dad was a man of few words :D

well being from woonsocket one of my favorites is: "park tha cars side-by-each"

Bill Clinton: "I did not inhale"

George W. : "I'm a compassionate conservative"

I didn't say they were true, and you can quote me on that! LOL

Armand

"Everything in moderation, including moderation." Mark Twain

First they ignore you; then they mock you; then they punish you; then you win." Mahatama Ghandi

In any civilized society, it is every citizen's responsibility to obey just laws. But at the same time, it is every citizen's responsibility to disobey unjust laws. -- Martin Luther King Jr.

The first casualty when war comes is the truth. -- California Senator Hiram Johnson, 1917

It is better do die on your feet than live a lifetime on your knees. -- Emiliano Zapata

Any fool can make a rule, and Every fool will follow it. -- Henry David Thoreau

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. -- Seneca, A.D. 65

"America; first we fight for our freedom, then we make laws to take it away."-- Alfred E. Newman

Mark Twain - "When I left home at the age of eighteen, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I returned at twenty-one, I was amazed at how much he had learned in three years."

Churchill - "Never in the annals of recorded history have so many owed so much to so few." (After the Battle of Britain)

??? - "It is better to remain silent and thought to be a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Elaine - "You mean it shrinks?" Jerry - "Like a frightened turtle!"

??? - "Success is a journey, not a destination."

??? - "I thought I was a poor man because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet."

i've heard the story on this.... and i can not remember who said it.... but its a story everyone should hear

you guys are definitly into this.... :bl: it's awsome

Save the animals, eat a vegitarian