"Get your finger out of your ear...you don't know where thats been"!!!!:hee:

My
Father to any of us when we were leaving the house....
..................................."Watch your fingers"

My mother when one of us was complaining......."Pitty about ya, ya cat won't drink milk".....I guess this was from her mom back in Ireland


My brothers and myself are known for a few but the most prevelent is the old standard......."It Is What It Is"

A certain member here grew a goatee when we were in high school. His mom told him he looked like "an @sshole w/ dentures." :jester:

That was a good one.

"cut the god damn %$%$%$%$" was allways one of my grandfather's fav and so was "Jesus jumping christ"

A woman who was known to be "loose" and easy of virtue, who, as time progressed started to show the wear and tear was known as "Rode hard and put away wet":shocked:

"Is there anything you want to tell us?"

"If wishes were horses, beggers would ride"

If I had my way I would be all over her like a sun tan at a nude beach!:jump:

my dad , upon seeing a new tatoo " you should get flames tatooed coming up from your butt because you are a flaming arse hole "

"Time to Buckle Down and study"

my old man lookin at a chik with nice legs " If those are the train tracks, imagine the train station" :humpty:

You want a backhander:angel:

heh...
 

talk like that will get your mouth washed out with soap :mad:

Ivory wasn't too bad, it was the brown soap or lifebouy. :yak4:

"I'll slap the taste right outa your mouth"
" I'll slap you bald headed"
"You don't know sheit from shinola" What the hell is shinola?
" Get some gumption" Who wants to be like Gump!?
"You'd better burn the Midnight oil" followed by;
"Don't play with fire"... WTH!

"As long as I owe you I will never cheat you out of it"
(whack)" thats for nothing wait until you do something"
"if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose"
Mom

Wait until your father gets home

Gramps ,,,when he caught you with your finger up your nose ..

"You'll Pick Your Eye Out !!!"

Fred, ya don't remember Shinola Shoe Polish. :huh: :laughs:

As you are heading out Friday night: Be careful, and if you can't be careful, name it after me.

one of Grandpa's favorites: I see said the blind mute as he picked up a wheel and spoke.

Jigman

"oh, i see said the blind man".

slicker then sheet on a door knob,: colder then a witches tit,:

"If you don't like what's for supper, there's a diner up the road"
"Get me a switch!"

Is there any dessert? " yup, windpudding"

Whadyda think money grows on trees?
and my favorite was...."You'll get nothing and you'll like it"

I have a very old school grandmother in West Dennis that's 102 and lives next door to our summer house. To this day if I dress up even a little to go out somewhere, she says, "Oh Jimmy, don't you look gay." This sends my wife and kids into hysterics.

When we were trying to pull a fast one on mom for staying out late, etc: "I was born at night, but not last night"


Dad, to the daughters: The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is 2 weeks.

Its Hard Telling Not Knowing

"He's as busy as a one armed paper hanger with the itch".

a stich in time will save nine.....

"Who's bright idea was this".

"He's flyin by the seat of his pants".

heres a good one from my grandpa "everythings closed up tighter than a bulls ass at fly time".

Another of my Dad's Classics. "Sit Down before I Knock you Down"

well....i remember this
 

having to grow up with 5 other mischievious brothers...

i got blamed for many things as the scape goat....

even if i was off on a walk about.... i knew ever inch of the woods and the charles river...

my dad would say... i only trust you as far as i can throw you.:af:

"What he needs is a good swift kick in the rear end"


"Keep it up and you'll feel the tip of my shoe"

Thought of a few more :

"he's a goner"

"look what the cat dragged in"

"it's seen better days"

"ignorance is bliss"

"your guess is as good as mine"

"procrastination is the thief of time"

"as useless as teats on a bull"

and my very favorite of all time--"if BS was $$ we'd all be millionaires" :hihi:

How about
 

when you can't make up your mind quick enough and you hear, "fish or cut bait."

Another %$%$%$%$%$%$%$ - worlds full of them - no demand!:rotf3:

"why should the devil have all the fun?"

my uncle gordon would always say...

ya better be careful or you'll kick the bucket. :soon:

We're French, so there were always phrases like:
"Pickup your room" translation - clean your room
"next time you run through my garden, go around"
"there it was - gone"