Then you get the guy who you can't hear over the surf, who sneaks right up to about a foot away and yells "Any luck???" :rollem:

To RappinMikey and Missinglink
 

Mikey I could suggest someone to talk over those issues over a:gu: with:bl:, and LINK that is to funny.

Horses on the beach!! More specifically, horses directly in the beach trail. I mean phuck you got a WHOLE ph#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' beach to let them things run on, stay the phuck outta the trail!!!! My kidneys can only take so much gettin' ph#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' bounced around you ass clowns.

This is nothing against the horses really but the folks riding them, its an open beach, stay out of the tire tracks seriously folks. Again nothing against horses I love 'em and have had an Arabian and a t-bred :bl: ANd whenever we ran em on the beaches we ran them AROUND fishermen/women and stayed outta the track!!!!

AHH, Mikey,
I had the shaved head and goatee first.
I think you broke rule #1 and are very ugly.
HIJAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!
Rick

:rotf3: :rotf3:

the best ! happens all the time to me !

"Is that your husband's boat?"


"Your husband know you fish?"

:hs: :splat: :af: :sleeps:

The other night.
Big storm out front fishing a inside bulkhead.
Car pulls up Lights on...
guy gets out.
"What are ya fishin for?"
It relaxes me.
"U catchin any?"
As he stands in a pile of blood an fish slime.
The one in the cooler in the truck is pounding like a midget on crack locked in a trunk..
NO>..

Wrong..

HAHAHA Love it!:jump:

:pop: :pop: :pop: :pop:

Q: "Where'd ya get them"
A: "In the mouth" :huh:

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This is my biggest one, except it's not 3 of his friends its 12 of them.

:tooth: I hate grumpy fishermen

I hate the 17' lake boat out at the rips going full throttle back over his drift every time and wondering why he isn't catching.

I hate the people who put the brakes on the dog fish fishery years ago. :nailem:

I hate the company Omega 3 Protien:nailem:

Sorry a little off topic but they do screw up our fishing...:hihi:

Folks that leave all their god damn trash!!! Bring a f'in trash bag with you.

Hey, if you catch it, you should be allowed to keep it and eat it.

By the way, there has been more than one time in the C-Town area where I have gone out of my way to say that "I will eat your ph#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g dog if you don't keep it away from me."

...and for strange some reason, the dog owners believe that I will make good on my threat.

Nice low tide, nice rip set up in front of me, nice weather, potential looking good.

Oops, here comes the lobsterman to pull his pots

at night when someone feels its ok to shine his flash light in your face or towards you and the water. :wall:

LANTERNS WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Do you catch any fish here?" No I just like standing around watching my lure swim

Drunk Boaters

Disrespectful Foreigners !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They piss me off so freakin bad I would like to shoot them all. Notice I did not say all of them because I'm sure there are some nice ones. At one spot I fish there are two groups that constantly keep undersized fish and litter like its nobodies business. I had one guy ask if he could have a 18" fish that I caught.

I always leave my dog at the kennel when I fish with you .

I hate people !!! doesnt matter if they talk to me or walk by me or dont even come with in 500 miles of me . I HATE PEOPLE !!!

are you fishing ?
no Im doing a tug of war with the &)^%^$& chinese .

Victor, tape a caddle prod to your rod next time you head out. No more horsie or horsie owner problem.

easy
 

cut up the bait put it on the hook and relax...... unless your sharken its another story:laughs:




and the smell of fish at the end of the day!:btu:

Chunkers sitting in front of their gear with their weight and bait washed up on the shore 50 feet down the beach.

People who throw bait into a blitz and not hooking up when everyone else is tossing tins, poppers or jigs and slaying em', TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU! :uhoh:

You are fishing near a couple of other guys you managed to land a few decent fish but don't see anyone else doing much. Then you watch as the fellow next to you delibertly casts over your line and reels your lure in, shines a light on it, shouts to his bud..."A DARTER, HE IS USING A YELLOW DARTER" then tosses it back in the sand and continues fishing....like I didn't notice.:liquify:

sandman...that is hillarious...

This always cracks me up, I see this all the time and what is funny is they appear really serious about what they are doing but the bait is on the beach.

I would wait until he changes his lure and casts then cut him off..no more yellow darter for you!

oh man these are all good...
I don't think anyone mentioned, the bait soakers that set up 50 yards from the water line because they don't want to move as the tide comes in... if you ever fish PI you've seen this, then they get pissed when you walk into their line - it's like "sorry, I didn't see your rods set up 50 friggin' yards away!"
I know somebody mentioned that you can avoid a lot of these problems by fishing in the deep night and I agree, but in the prime times, the beaches can get pretty crowded even at night, that's one of the reasons I have taking to rock hopping, surprisingly, not too many people like to crawl around rocks at 3am.

^ha good call. I will take obnoxious for 35 alex!

I'd have a hard time not setting the friggin hook in his hand when he picked it up. Real hard time.