meanwhile ...preparing for Battle
 

.....While Captain #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& waits for a report
from the away team....

he continues practicing his swordsmanship

in holodeck 4

with his virtual Klingon instructor.



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with nothing found...
 

Data explores the tip he got
from the schoolie about scanning
the old scroll for a hidden message
besides the riddle. Data discovers
a teensy microchip hidden beneath
the clammer symbol.....
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Data informs Picard
 

"Commander Data to Captain Picard:"

"go ahead data..." as he reads the "book of clam"

while sipping his Earl Grey tea...

data responds:
~
"i have discovered a micro chip on the scroll Captain

that was so tiny...only a micro nano-probe scanner

could see it.....as it was very cleverly concealed."
~
now...thats what i'm talking about! says the

(Happy at the news) Captain Picard then later suggests that

Data should make a direct connection to both

the holodeck and the ships library computer simutaneously.

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inside the holodeck
 

Data begins to unravel the riddle of the scroll

and Finally the secrets of the clammer code.

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Also .........using black lights
 

That were simulated on the holodeck...

data reveals a secret message on the back

of the scroll ..... that puzzles data even more.

He also is analyzing some plant resin and DNA

strands he thinks belong to the Clammer.

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the debriefing.....
 

Commander Data finishes his analysis of the Clammer Code....

and asks captain Picard if he can meet with him in his private quarters.

Captain picard is ready for bed...but says ok, come on in.

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an Elaborate Plan
 

A shocking truth ......is about to be told to Captain Picard as he has
struggled for days to understand the Clammer's riddles and the code.

Data begins with....

"Everything is not as it appears Captain"

It was all part of his plan !... he says.
~
what? picard asks quite surprised....

What did you find out mr Data....?

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changing the future
 

The Clammer code revealed that Clammer was to be abducted
by accident by the Borg in two years Captain.

So he has gone ahead of time to change the future.

Picard can't believe it and Scoffs....

Continuing...THE DISCUSSION

the Name Clammer is an Acronymn Captain!

it stands for:

COMPUTER
LANGUAGE
ALGORITYMS
MECHANICAL
MEMORY
ELECTRONIC
ROBOTICS


He's gone deep undercover into
the Borg collective Captain.

For What purpous? mr Data, Picard asks.

Data replies:
to stop them sir. with our help......


that is why he left such difficult clues
knowing we'd figure it out eventually
but the borg collective
could not. he has already
seen his future when he was frozen
Captain , so he formulated this plan.
~
How could he be that wreckless?
yells picard...

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I know what Assimulation
is like from first hand experience,...

Suddenly a space bubble appears
and it's Guinan the wise one
who is an Ancient..1000 years old +
------------------------------------------
and she says... he had to Captain
it was the only way to save Man kind.
and it wasn't wreckless....
it was sheer brilliance John Luke.:uhuh:
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Notice to S-B READERS
 

this concludes Part one...
of the Clammer Abduction...

Part two ... entitled

The Clammer Rescue....
IT'll be on the Dark Side....too.. :grins:

will be coming soon.....:wave: :smokin:

Your one serious sick M/f $%^&*() >>>>>>>>>>> Its gonna be a long f $%^&*()_*& winter ///

let the grass grow .,.,.,.,.,.,:as:

wow- can't wait for the rescue!!

Pretty Cool Rav.. we got this worm hole that keeps appearing down here at Nauset... fishermen have been know to appear.. and disappear at Random there.. I'll keep any eye out.. meybe .. hey look.. could that be?.. Clammer and Bill came back as flyfishermen???
:D

Awesome !

That's great. I hope the commercial isn't too long. We're sitting on the edge of our seats hoping we get Clammer back. I think !

Over and )(&%$$%#%()(*_)(**^(*&^B out

The Orb of Chatham.........................................:u hoh:

Don't piss off the Bloooo-Fish

lol , awesome raven!

Raven, Raven, Raven, you are a piece of work. :rotf3: :rotf2: :rotf3:

Awesome stuff, just awesome. :btu:

I like stories

Thats great

Sweet.
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After this we're all gonna go back to my Mom's house and play Dungeons & Dragon's in the basement :read:
I'm a Level 5 Wizard

The Capt. #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& is hysterical!!!

Holy shiite dude!!!

what basswipe....
 

Raven Dude what you growin on that farm Dude :smokin:

YOU are the coolest Raven.

Who needs Batman and Robin when you have the adventures of Clammer and #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&. Raven, I have an inkling of how much time you spent doing this project, thanks for sharing it with us...too funny.

it takes time to assemble yeah...and some imagination...
it's here for fun...sometimes people need an escape from
their troubles...or all the grief in this world of ours... ya know
and ...humor helps allot...with that.

also i hope to get a job doing this or something similar....
and "just maybe" someone....will contact me someday.:rollem:
then i'll laugh all the way to the bank.

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the deer ate it.... :uhuh:

the door to my room of imagination....

got torn off its hinges...and it's permanently open!:bl:

You and the Clam Man make a great pair...Hard to find good people who love life as much!!!

That was great made me laugh thanks

Golden oldie. Craig missed his calling. I just read it again. Friggin hilarious.

This thread makes me smile :)
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3 friggin" years later and it's still a pissa! I gotta go to bed!

RAV .

ya fu c%^&*( nuts / but great fun & talent ;;

good thing I,m calmed it down ><><><:devil2: