I'm sitting here and can't stop laughing at your uncle's quote.....It's even funny thinking about a fart in chruch....lmao!!!!

When the Holyoke public school systems are serving sloppy joes, I will eat up to 4 of them during lunch. If they serve them on a Thursday or Friday, I chase them down with a few beers after work. That usually does it.

I have heard of Back Bay Station on the Orange Line and South Station on the redline, but never heard of South Bay Station on the orange line.

Duh ,,, thats it Back Bay ,,, thinking south end ... anyways .. a little push cart in Back Bay Station ... nice catch .

I have an office with no window now so I gotta be careful when I'm in here lettem' loose!! :eek5:

Bump
 

I just went large.:hihi:

Luds you GOTTA try Campbells Steak Chili in a can.

Dood it'll fuel you with RIPPPERS for a week :eek: Man I made my wife's eyes water at 2am :hee:

That's nasty. :yak6:

Speaking of the T
 

Back in the day a couple buddies and I went to Boston for a night of fun. We chased some pelts out to BC to no avail, but on the way back into town I cleared a train car. One elderly black man was heard to say, "Man you're one stinky assed white boy!!" Ten years later and I still laugh out loud over that one.

Oh Yeah...
 

... and when my wife was pregnant with our first- GOOD GOD O'MIGHTY!! I'll never forget the night I was awoken by a tremendous blast that litterally made the bed springs vibrate and hum.

Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?

"Farts aren't supposed to run down you're leg are they?"

When I was in college we used to have a pickup basketball tournament at a friend's house. The guy's father and his buddies were also participants. Frank's dad was a joker and used to love lifting his leg and letting a loud one go. Well after on of the games he lifts his leg to let one off and and the noise was only drowned out by our laughter as whatever was percolating ran down his leg. Talk about skid marks.

-Proof that college kids have too much time on their hands....

seven or eight of us used to have an annual fartfest. It started in the dorms and when we eventually moved to a house (seven of us in a brand spankin' new place). Everyone got to choose their deadliest meal. We closed up the common room onour floor and let loose for a couple hours. Loudest, nastiest, most, wettest etc.
What a mess when one of the hottest girls in the building walked into the room....

This thread should be closed. You guys are absolutely nasty. I think farts can be funny by you have taken it to far.

Yea ... you guys ruined a good fart thread .. thanks alot . :bshake:

:jester::rotflmao:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHcDP_Yew-g

Saw something on the other site that made me think of this. Anyone familiar with "The Dutch Oven"? :laugha:

Dutch Oven's are the reason I end up sleeping on the couch for a day or two. The Mrs don't like it, but it is so worth it.:rotflmao:

Dutch oven lol

Had steamers and linguica last night, fog horn and low tide today. Pretty cool...

Even Better....Rip a mean one in the bed and then spit in the air.....she pulls the covers over her OWN head.:spin:

Hey Karl, get yer turnips yet?

gramcrackers an milk...wait an hour..wife walks in"what the heLL die" :huh:i look at the dog,she says maybe she needs to go out,yep!:angel:

broccoli = rocket fuel, egg salad is a close second. only if it were an olympic sport....:jump:

Pickled herring and Molsen gold, now if there was a way to harness that methane I could be energy independent.

Girls don't pass gas right..............Walk into the family just after the matriarch of the fam lets one go, and woo eee. Being the gentleman I am I look down at my golden laying on the floor laying next to the easy chair and I say Minnies (the dog) a gassy tonight huh.

Broccoli
 

wife wont let me eat it... unless I sleep on the couch....

Here's another one that cracks me up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOmD...eature=related

homemade baked beans are killer,wife wont let me make them anymore

Makes me proud, this thread still lives and breathes .. I think its the best one I ever posted ,, though others may say it stinks .. :hihi:

You want to talk about killer...Jess and each got a meican cheese sub from Carls in Waltham two weeks ago...the house was not right for three days.
These guys should get an award for that sub.