If you were Barack Obama for one full day, what would you do with your presidential power?

Hey Spence,

Is it true that you can catch crabs from sitting on a public toilet seat? I always cover the seat with paper, but I have to assume they can rip through the paper and hop a ride.

I ask because after my trip to Vegas, I had crabs, even though the hooker assured me she was clean. I figured it had to be from a toilet seat then.

If you get crabs, and apply some "Old Bay", will that make them go away? :biglaugh:

If a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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trick question, we all know aardvarks don't chew gum!

That's a really excellent question.

First I'd declare August 10th as Island Girl day and make it a National Holiday :wave:

Second I'd declare martial law and sign an executive order making my first term permanent.

Hopefully, Hugo Chavez would congratulate me with a delegation from the Miss Venezuela pageant :devil2: :hihi:

-spence

The most logical answer is that "she" was a "he" and yes, "he" did catch them from a toilet seat.

I doubt "he" got them in Vegas though, they keep things pretty clean in those parts. It's good for the family business.

-spence

August 10th sounds like a wonderful national Island Girl day :buds: As usual though I am a day late

I was going to ask you a question spence but my mind is shot right at the moment from work so I will get back to you in a day or so!

Don't worry, you still probably have baby lag...

I'm going to have it again by weekend :hihi:

-spence

Oh congrats :happy: Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?

No clue :uhuh:

-spence

Spence - your family in increasing size this weekend? Congrats :btu:

Thanks, looks like it will be soon. I'm at the hospital right now :hihi:
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Great, Spence. :btu: The very best to you and your wife.

Are you naming the child Barack Barney Spence if it's a boy and Nancy Hillary Spence if it's a girl?

Not sure. My wife doesn't give me much say in these matters.
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I hope it's a girl :love:
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Congrats, hope it goes quick.

I got dibs on being a godfather. I'm trying for double figures.