Ever try to wipe with the opposite hand that you normally use? It ain't easy, try it and get back to me with the results.

Which way with thepapah?
 

Bidet?
Thats like usin'g a powahwasha on your undercarriage :eek:

This is a VERY VERY informative site....

The Europeans (especially the French) love their bidets.

I used to think that was pretty anal of them (no pun intended)...but when you consider they don't shower, well, I figure that makes them pretty darn lazy.

-WW

A good friend of mine is a plumber, his favortie saying is......


YOUR S%@T IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER !!!!

Some interesting words from #^&#^&#^&#^& Heckman, CEO of U.S. Filter (the largest water filter/treatment co. - acquired by Vivendi awhile back):

"We're #1 in the Number One and Number Two business."