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Karl F 09-15-2011 05:42 PM
wanna really have a grump?...smoking inside YOUR car, decreases the trade in value, on average, 35%.... and over 60 % of used car buyers won't consider purchasing a vehicle, once they get the dirty ashtray whiff....

Joe 09-15-2011 07:22 PM
A lot of people were outside smoking when the first plane hit the WTC.

spence 09-15-2011 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe (Post 887362)
A lot of people were outside smoking when the first plane hit the WTC.
Thanks, I'm adding this to the list of Joe quotes for the book.

-spence

TheSpecialist 09-15-2011 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman (Post 886986)
Whahhh...Frickin....Wahhhh

Where was all the compassion when, as a Non-smoker, I had to smell all that crap when I was trying to enjoy a meal out at a restaurant...or when I wanted to go out and have a couple of pops and came back wreaking of somebody elses nasty habit....now all of a sudden you have to be inconvenienced because of YOUR nasty habit and WE are supposed to feel compassion.....not this guy.

I love the fact that Smokers are the Lepers of the 21st century....

I have Zero Compassion for Smokers.....they can KMA :bshake: for all I care.

My father was a smoker (Had to quit after being diagnosed w/ Emphesema) and I made him go outside and smoke...so I'm not just picking on you....

*****This is the Grumpy old Pharts Board, Isn't it***** :hihi:

Hey Bernardi, You get a Thumbs up :kewl: from this guy on your No Smoking Policy
+1

Joe 09-16-2011 07:57 AM
8:40 a.m. was a good time for a cigarette break if you worked at Cantor Fitzgerald. Figure by the time you got to the plaza it was 8:43, that puts you safely puffing at 8:46....

RIJIMMY 09-16-2011 10:03 AM
I think this would all be resolved if we just installed sinks outside of bathrooms. It just makes good sense!

fishbones 09-16-2011 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by O.D. Mike (Post 887290)
Speaking of cigars, I was fishing this morning and a guy sparked the most rotten CHIT smelling cigar. But we were outside and he has thr right to... Is there a rule that you spark only after catching a fish?
You probably think those cigars you get at 7-11 in the foil wrappers smell good. That guy next to you was smoking a fairly decent hand rolled gem from the Dominican. He used to only smoke one after catching a fish. Unfortunately, he's become so bad at fishing that he can no longer do that.:uhuh:
Last Saturday, that same guy had to smoke a rare and expensive Acid Opulence to keep the mosquitos away while fishing because he forgot his bug spray.

RIJIMMY 09-16-2011 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by fishbones (Post 887494)
You probably think those cigars you get at 7-11 in the foil wrappers smell good. That guy next to you was smoking a fairly decent hand rolled gem from the Dominican. He used to only smoke one after catching a fish. Unfortunately, he's become so bad at fishing that he can no longer do that.:uhuh:
Last Saturday, that same guy had to smoke a rare and expensive Acid Opulence to keep the mosquitos away while fishing because he forgot his bug spray.
and never invited the poor bastard, who was wearing shorts, to stand next to him and benefit from the smoke.

I still cant feel my legs......

fishbones 09-16-2011 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by RIJIMMY (Post 887527)
and never invited the poor bastard, who was wearing shorts, to stand next to him and benefit from the smoke.

I still cant feel my legs......
If I remember correctly, you moved away on your own because there were no fish in front of me. Then some guy moved into your original spot and immediately hooked up.:rotf2:

zimmy 09-16-2011 05:10 PM
I still get fired up at the lack of spittoons in banks, too

O.D. Mike 09-17-2011 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by fishbones (Post 887494)
You probably think those cigars you get at 7-11 in the foil wrappers smell good. That guy next to you was smoking a fairly decent hand rolled gem from the Dominican. He used to only smoke one after catching a fish. Unfortunately, he's become so bad at fishing that he can no longer do that.:uhuh:
Last Saturday, that same guy had to smoke a rare and expensive Acid Opulence to keep the mosquitos away while fishing because he forgot his bug spray.
:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

I prefer backwoods, yeah the good smelling cigars, Captain Black pipe tobacco and occasional Diamiana.....

Joe 09-19-2011 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by RIJIMMY (Post 887487)
I think this would all be resolved if we just installed sinks outside of bathrooms. It just makes good sense!
64% of elderly on a cruise ships don't wash their hands after going the bathroom. Imagine what's on those tongs at the all-you-can-eat hog bins?

Ever look at an old person's finger nails? You can see the stuff....

O.D. Mike 09-19-2011 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe (Post 888100)
64% of elderly on a cruise ships don't wash their hands after going the bathroom. Imagine what's on those tongs at the all-you-can-eat hog bins?

Ever look at an old person's finger nails? You can see the stuff....

Don't get Ed on this subject!!!!! "Sinks outside the restrooms....."

Joe 09-20-2011 07:15 AM
The world is filthy and ill-mannered.

ecduzitgood 09-20-2011 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe (Post 888100)
64% of elderly on a cruise ships don't wash their hands after going the bathroom. Imagine what's on those tongs at the all-you-can-eat hog bins?

Ever look at an old person's finger nails? You can see the stuff....
I learned from my grandmother that sometimes hemorrhoids can become so bothersome that temporary relief can come from just pushing them back in, she was right. It's just too bad hand sanitizer stings so much and faucet handles are so disgusting to touch, but then again who will know besides me :devil2:
The only drawback is as I get older my memory is failing, I sometimes forget which finger I used and use it when picking my nose :(

Joe 09-20-2011 08:06 AM
Nice imagery.
I don't like the super-size culture, the all-you-can-eat places, events that revolve primarily around food.
I was fat for a while - worst experience of my life. Now, I'm so turned off to food. You go out with people who overeat, take them back to your house for coffee then watch as they make four trips to the bathroom to sh_t it all out. It's even worse when it's a woman. It completely strips them of any vestiges of femininity.

Swimmer 09-20-2011 10:03 AM
Jesus, I never realized thier were so many perfect people on this site. I should spend more time here, I would be a much better person.

Sea Dangles 09-20-2011 12:52 PM
Joe brings granola to Thanksgiving.
The very thought of a cookout makes him tremble.

ecduzitgood 09-20-2011 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Swimmer (Post 888259)
Jesus, I never realized thier were so many perfect people on this site. I should spend more time here, I would be a much better person.
Perfect people...hmmmmm, I need to get me a new thesaurus:confused:

Joe 09-21-2011 06:48 AM
Really bad breath is worse than smokers breath. I guided this guy from Long Island whose breath was so bad it gave me a migraine.

UserRemoved1 09-24-2011 05:22 AM
Only Non-Smokers Need Apply At Baylor CBS Dallas / Fort Worth

Backbeach Jake 09-24-2011 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ecduzitgood (Post 888331)
Perfect people...hmmmmm, I need to get me a new thesaurus:confused:
Thesaurus? Extinct for eons. Perfect people are more like a Tyrannosaurus.

The Dad Fisherman 09-25-2011 06:29 PM
Whats that saying.....The Last Perfect Person Walked on Water


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