Oh yeah don't forget to do the finger test!!! You don't want bait breath!
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Lmfao! We watched a co-worker from another office make out with one on the dance floor at a club in Vegas about 10 years ago. It's all good! People stop making jokes after about a year. Lol
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I she's up for anal on the first date walk away...(In the morning ;)
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^ LOL!!!!^
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And not bowlegged!:smash::rotf2:

Someone delete this thread. If this crap is going through his head while he's on his date (which it will:rotf2:) it could be disastrous for him.

Whats your take on the Dirty Sanchez or the Rusty Trombone :shocked:

If the bay runs red... Fish the mud hole instead.
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Lmao
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Hey I know we just met but..... Pose for me.
Not good first date etiquette..lol
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You got ten fingers and only one @&*#...you can afford to lose a finger.
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Holy #^&#^&#^&#^&, I just realized this was a fishing website.

-spence

http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/...psd6867dc3.jpg
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I've been there... this is the best advise anyone could ever give you...good luck..

Might want to rub one out before you go so you don't have a premature "accident"
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speak for yourself....... hermaphrodite :rotf2:

Dude, are you on FB? You would've had a date a long time ago if you were. What do you think I'm doing on there every single minute of the day for? lol

Good luck man. Just be yourself and try to make her comfortable in her own skin...

[QUOTE=WESTPORTMAFIA;973033]This is all so true, so very true...

This is how you get it done....
 

Freakin priceless guys!! I'm laugh my arse off this morning going through some of these ridiculous and hilarious comments. This should be a pretty tame evening by most of your standards!! Thanks guys!!!!
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I can't imagine going thru all that again. My only advice (which is no better than anyone's else s opinion) is to just be honest.

Remember what Popeye said: "I yam what i yam and that's all that I yam"

Best of luck

Tell her you founded an orphange in Haiti.

or an animal hospital for abandoned animals.

The only advice I can offer is to try this. It didn't work for the guy on Seinfeld, but I've had lots of success with this move.

Seinfeld Clip - He Took It Out - YouTube

No picking on my buddy Lenny
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Make sure you hold the door open for her

It will give you a good chance to check out her butt.

sometime you have to go to extreme lengths. I just destroyed a girl with this...

A piece by Rob Bartolini. "I win"

A simple "like" on a comment
A sincere friend request ensued
A beautiful girl from my hometown
This was all that I knew.

I threw the first punch
You were quick to strike back
With humor, high-intellect, good looks...
I was thrilled to be under your attack.

A battle was born and you would not back down
You stood your ground, you knew I'd come around
...This beautiful, spicey girl from my hometown.

You did not have me at hello
But you do hold all of the world within
Two simple words spoken, they locked me in
And you repeated to speak them confidently, "I win."

And later on that night as I struggled to sleep
I know you were resting comfortably in your bed with a smile on your face,
knowing that the war you had been invited to, was the same war that you had already won

11:49am

BAM!

MC ..... no worries , she be on you in a hot beat ................they want it more than ever & they arn,t afraid to go for it ;;


I miss my wife everyday / married 36 years ....so I was scared #^&#^&#^&#^& to even think about it .add that I had prostate cancer & they took all the good stuff ;;

But every woman but one ...that I,ve dated &&&&&& there has been a few >>>>>>> are SOOOOOOOOOOO fu ckin horny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its too easy ><><><>,:buds::buds::buds::buds:

Well, I opted for the gym instead of flogging the dolphin. At this point I'd probably want to fall asleep after a flogging and at least the gym has some other benefits. I won't be kissing and telling but I'll post a general summary later. And don't worry I won't be posting every time I have a date. I just figured being the first in a long time would entertain some of you sick F&*%^cks!! Some classic comments here for sure and in some sick way you guys will be on this encounter with me. Well, here goes nothing..........................

Have fun!
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Soooo, it's 8:00 anybody think he got laid yet?
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no pictures yet?

Listen up all of you.....



Every divorced guy I know loves yahoo personals, because 90 % of them are in the same boat as you, they just want to go out for dinner , get laid and go home. Thats it no relationships because they already had one.

Go Marcia!
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YouTube
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Billy,s Right

Match >com & Plenty of Fish .......... ya can be anthing ya want to be on line .... && when you meet her .if you have been telling the truth ,,,photo, job, actions , >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> YOU PASSED.

They want the same thing .....

Heard it everytime ... #$%^&*( 77 du78uiskj ,o ..... Wow . you really are like you are on line ..... every other word really is #^&#^&#^&#^& .
&&&& you are nuts ..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My place or yours or the car ><><<><:devil2:

doesn't have to amount to anything really

unless its MUTUAL "Love @ 1rst Sight "

past curfew & has not reported IN :love: