Just read Peg leg Penny's and I'm LMAO!

Chalk up one vote for Sweetieface.

ok...i will vote for the rick-man...

Hmmm....studly masculine pride crushed like a paper cup...that is funny!;) :laughs:

One tiny little vote for Rick :D

Mr. Bombardier

:laughs:

got any pics of your ordeal sweatieface ? LOL I couldnt help it . 10 #s over weight ? where ?


Rbamba has the most embarrasing one for sure . Hey rick did you get lucky that night ?

What toonoc said! One fer' RB.

This thread was a GREAT idea! LMAO!

Bomba Bubba - IT appears that you are the grand prize WINNAH! See something good comes from mini-flashin' the local girls :D ...

You win choice of a #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& 2OZ Needle (Blurple), a 2.5 Ounce Black scale Slammer, or a Parrot 1.5 Needlefish.... Which one bubba??

congrats bomba!

I think the NEEDLE fish would be appropriate

But it's not a stubby needlefish ??

There's Blurple anyways :laughs:

BTW, had the perfect special effect smilie, the blinking worm popping up, but it comes up :pop:

Good Job Rick
 

Just wanted to say congratulations on winning the contest. I certainly hope the people you must have bribed with a free meal at your place in exchange for votes enjoy their dinner, because I still can see how some chicks laughing at your shriveled pecker is funnier than childus-interruptus. Just kidding. Until the next contest, enjoy the lure.

John,
I think I will take the Blurple as it is the BIGGER of the needles.
Thanks again for everybody's support.
Anyhow, back to work tomorrow after two weeks on the death bed, kind of looking foreward to it.
I'll pm you with my address.
Thanks,
Rick

so rick when should I stop by for my free dinners ?

I hear Mikey cooks them all the time with all the big fish he catches....He's much closer to you too. He even wrastled a big one out of my hands the other day (me on my deathbed out on a boat in the middle of a monsoon)!
Greedy little monkey!!!
Rick

PS Jimbo...
That was a very well written and very funny story!
Van, you too (now you guys know why I got rid of my cell)
Later,
Rick

Hey, I should have congratulated the other entrants as well.
I finally confessed to my wife I had lost the contest and there was no new Parrot in my future (and threw in that I was very depressed). She replied, "Wait a second, isn't that what those two yellow, red and white lures you were finishing up painting last night are? " I said, "Well yes, but I reeeeaaalllly wanted that one." So she said, "Well I'll tell ya what, since the kids are away for three more days, what say we cheer you up by going to Hooters tonight and you can eat all the wings and drink all the beer and you can even wear your mirrored sunglasses so the waitresses don't think you're staring at them as long as you want, and I won't even get mad. WOW! I should be a loser more often!

heh. 'nuff said.

I like jimbo's prize

jimbo wins the prize patrol . a horney dog always walks sideways . So jimbo you get to walking straight yet ? LOL

what a great wife !

OK, no comment on whether I'm walking fully erect today or not, but here's the scoop. At 45 the carnal opportunities combined with the kids being away happen about as often as this month's Mars sighting. I reserved the right to step up to the line and call an audible...which I did. The Hooters scenario presented ME with an opportunity for some visual candy, howeverI don't think the little lady would have been entirely moved by it (but if she was...wait, that's a whole other fantasy) IOW it wasn't in my best interest. Anyway, I made the suggestion that we head out to this place Harry's so I could quickly pick up a new rod I've been eyeing, then stopped off for about $75 work of Italian take out. Good stuff, Veal Oscar this phenominal dish Chicken Barone, two bottles of red wine, and all the accompaniments and headed home, even found an old Chianti bottle for a candle and flipped on the Italian CD. Then after dinner she says, "Hey, we got this Italian theme going, let's watch The Godfather." I was like, "Where have you been all my life, honey." I'm thinking right after the scene where Sonny goes upstairs with the bridesmaid, I'll give her the look and then we can come back to the movie later...too bad she fell asleep before that scene. But all in all, not a bad night. But does that answer your question ChrisL?

yep !

shrinkage
 

Just picturing Costanza- Shrinakge, it was shrinkage!

Good one Rick.

Howdee
 

Hello guys, this is my first post here @ Striped-bass.com. Love the board and will will probably be hanging around for a while!


Anyway..... I have a story. Names are left out to protect the innocent.

A buddy of mine was spearfishing a few weeks ago and nailed a 55Lb Striper. He lugged up up the cliffs to his pickup truck, threw the fish in the back of the truck and sped off to the tackleshop to have it weighed, and to have a picture taken with it.. So.... he pulls up to the shop, gets out and runs into the shop to get the boys to come out to see this beast and its GONE!!!!! He has no idea where it went and then realises that he left the tailgate down and it slid out the back somewhere on the way to the shop.... The fish of a lifetime lost to the hiway... This is a horrible waste of a fish, but a great tale non-the-less-

so there you go-

captian unagi-:D
p.s. love the lure building forum... I'm inspired!