1) spell hard water with three letters

2) What is in the end of eveything?

3) What is everyone in the world doing at this moment?


4) A man and his son are fishing off of a bridge. A car slams into the guard rail killing the father instantly and seriously mangeling the son. The boy is rushed into surgery when the doctor declares "I can not operate on this boy he is my son". Who is the doctor?

ice, G, don't know, his mom - we can do better than these.

1. ICE
2.G?
3. Breathing?
4.The Dr is his mother


How'd I do?

You guys have done well. I have to toughen things up.

What Time Is It?
 

A father gives one son fifteen cents and the other son 10 cents. What time is it?

About 30 years ago.:wave:

A quarter past.

Hooked was soooo close. fifteen cents to one and ten cents to the other, it's a quarter to two.

tell that one to my mother she'd tell you its half past a monkey's %$#!!!!!

Monkeys....
Mikeys....
What's the difference?
Later,
Rick

Two guys go into a bar to have a drink. They both ordered Jack and Cokes. One of the guys pounds it quickly, the other sips nice and slow. They get up to leave, and the guy who sipped the drink falls down dead. The siv on the other hand remains unharmed. What happened???

interesting....I dont know if I am on the right track or not but "sipping" alcohol allows the alchohol to get absorbed through the mouth and right to the bloodstream...quicker than taking the long route through the stomach

Sipping it has something to do with it, but it has nothing to do with alcohol. Keep trying. Everybody else seems like they have had enough riddles.

Hehad a heart attack

Thats a good one, I still haven't figured it out yet, but here's a joke google came up with:

A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"

"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

He probably went out with Mikey to a fancy bar in Boston just before that where they ran up a $200 bar bill and Mikey's contribution was $20. I almost died, too. Those two drinks were probably paid with the last five dollars that the sipping guy had. When they got up, Mr. Mikey, oops I mean shotgun, probably asked for money for smokes.
I got it...He died from despair; he didn't know how he was going to pay his student loans, rent, credit card bill, and car payment.
Was this answer too long?
AHHH, maybe that's just what happened to me.
LOL
Rick

The answer is that there was poison in the ice. The guy who pounded the drink didn't allow time for the ice to melt and the poison to dillude into his drink.

OK here is another one: I show a different face to everyone, but have no face myself. What am I?

Mirror.

Dagnabit you got another one HT how about this one. A man lives on the 30th floor of a high rise. He only can take the elevator to the 23rd and then he has to walk the remaining 7 flights. Unless it is raining, then he takes the elevator all the way to the 30th. Why??????

OK, RM, that one was around when I was a kid which is around the time the lightbulb was invented. He's a midget so if it's raining he can use his umbrella to hit the buttons he can't usually reach when it's not or no one else is on the elevator with him.

Got one for you I heard on the radio on the way in today. What do 51% of homes in America have in them that are used every day and never washed? (And it's not a toothbrish).

Ya got me with that one Mikey, I'm gonna have to think about it a while:confused: :confused:

Their toilets??? Their bums???? or termites????

The answer is: A Pillow

Dude - That's gross. I wash my pillow.
However, I rarely wash the mattress.
Only when the frigin cats decide I have been sleeping too peacefully.

Or the couch for that matter.

I thought about a mattress,but the 51% threw me.:smash:

What does everybody who doesn't have pillows use? Have you ever seen the aboriginies who sleep with their heads propped up by their own arms to make sure the creepy crawlies don't crawl in their ears and feast upon their brains.