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redcrbbr 02-11-2002 06:29 PM

Giant Iceberg Breaks Free in Antarctica
An iceberg more than twice the size of Manhattan broke free from an Antarctic glacier this week, adding to the already high number of giant icebergs in southern waters. Details on CNN.com

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 06:32 PM

the water temp at buzzards bay tower right now is 40.6 degrees. it has dropped .2 degrees since this time yesterday. burrrr

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 06:35 PM

not sure if everyone here has seen this page yet.
http://www.fieler.com/terror

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 06:45 PM

this is a good page for kids or even if you are a kid at heart.
http://www.permadi.com/java/spaint/spaint.html

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 06:46 PM

i have eels in my hovercraft!!!!!!

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 06:48 PM

now i'm beginning to understand. i don't even talk to myself this much when i'm fishing on the beach at 2am.

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 06:50 PM

it is ok to talk to yourself right??? i mean i was always told it's ok as long as you don't talk back to yourself when your talking to yourself!!!!

Goose 02-11-2002 06:51 PM

Whats up red,long day?

Striper1 02-11-2002 06:52 PM

no one here but us micro chips.

Goose 02-11-2002 06:54 PM

What do you think about the icon? Is it cold out there?

Striper1 02-11-2002 06:56 PM

I hope that icebergs not on it's way here !!!

Striper1 02-11-2002 07:06 PM

anyone know where this is ?


http://striped-bass.com/images/where_nut.jpg

Striper1 02-11-2002 07:08 PM

Blo how am I doing ?

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 07:27 PM

lemme guess...melville

JohnR 02-11-2002 08:04 PM

Striper1 - sometimes you feel like a NUT, sometimes you don't.... Lessee here, I see Long Island and Rainsford but I can't make it that rip that develops between the two...

Betcha also seem some rocks at, err, Half-Tide?

Bloooo - Isn't that Lice Killer?

Red - one too many turns on the peace pipe ? ;)

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 08:15 PM

ok here it comes... remember i used to work on a commercial fishing boat so i'd say this was one of the cleaner jokes i can remember from those days...

***** edited by JR *****

Aww Dang Red - sorry but I had to pull that one... My wife sees that, she'd smack me for it (it was sorta humorous in a sick & nasty sorta way)...

bloocrab 02-11-2002 09:00 PM

by the looks of that picture, you could fish right out of the passengers side window!!!.......



...thats troulbe.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

those seats recline!!.....:D

bloocrab 02-11-2002 09:02 PM

:( ......awwwwww John......I didn't get to read it...I was putting up the last post, before I read it......



......but I understand!!!......the LAW is the LAW.....:laughs:

bloocrab 02-11-2002 09:06 PM

.......John, you were real close...........REEL close.......;) ...lice?..




.......back to that picture with the rod tied to the railing.....


....any of you fisherpeople ;) ever try fishing out of your car?.....


......I've tried it......due to the cold, and it didn't work.......:mad:

.....the Rod bends, the Drag screams........




and then you curse:af: , after it takes too long to get out of the car and set your rod!!!....

GBOUTDOORS 02-11-2002 09:10 PM

I leave you guys alone for a few hours and you get the s-b police shutting down your jokes!!!:smash: :smash: :smash: Shame on you RED I missed it:laughs:

bloocrab 02-11-2002 09:15 PM

...Red, you mentioned Melville.......:happy: :happy:



.....boy!! the memories that brings back....:D


.....Drive out, drop off yer gear......or park out on the end....

drop a lantern, catch yer bait.......and SLAM!!!......



........How many species have you caught there?.......


.....Here's my list:

.....Striped~Bass
.....Bluefish
.....Mackerel (Various Species)
.....Tautog
.....Scup
.....Flounder
.....Fluke
.....Squeteague (the only species on my list that I hadn't caught:()
.....Skipjacks (some people don't believe its a Bluefish :rolleyes: )
.....Squid
.....Some sort of Needlefish ( 12" snake~like body with a beak )
.....Various baitfish, which at the time I could not identify...:(

bloocrab 02-11-2002 09:19 PM

....Sorry, I forgot one.....


a species I'm sure we've all hooked at one time or another......


.....the infamous SEAGULL!!......:D

bloocrab 02-11-2002 09:29 PM

.......Seeing as how I didn't get to read Red's joke....

I'm not sure about this one......but here goes, even if its edited :rolleyes: it still counts toward the list....:p

Two bored casino dealers were
waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived
and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind,
but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from her
neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!
I WON!" She jumped up and down and
hugged each of the dealers. She then
picked up all the money and clothes
and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each
other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered,
"I don't know I thought
YOU were watching!"

Jenn 02-11-2002 09:42 PM

ok...ok....anyway the only bird to fly upside down???? all jokes aside...hummingbird...

and for the iceberg...I am not positive but I think the question asked what island and it was greenland.....isnt antacrtica a continent??? hmmm......;)

Striper1 02-11-2002 09:45 PM

John what island what rock what rip I don't know what your talking about.
yes thats nut island pier I have fished there 3 times this winter with no luck. that is a fishey spot in the spring/summer/fall

Bloo You have to love that winter car fishing :rolleyes:

bloocrab 02-11-2002 09:45 PM

...Jenn, since I know you'll be honest.....


was the last joke in poor taste?.....


....I need a guideline to go by.....:(

Jenn 02-11-2002 09:46 PM

one wotd on portugeese"temper!!!!"

woo hoo!cratt you dont have a temper do you???!!?? I know a couple people who are port. and man oh man! NICE people......until they get P.O.!!!!!!

Please dont anyone take raciqal offense to this...its all in fun......and if you do I am polish and french canadian......have fun!!!:p

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 09:50 PM

sorry to all.. i'll try to use better judgement in the future

Jenn 02-11-2002 09:53 PM

Quote:

...Jenn, since I know you'll be honest.....

gee thanks! you think I am honest??? HA!HA!

nah....I think it was ok. I actually have laughed at some of the raunchiest jokes out there......its PLACE and TIME that sometimes offends me.......and it may not directly offend me for instance.....but I may be offended by the fact that OTHERS may be offended......I dunno...must be a woman thing!! LOL

I wont mention any names but I think most of you will catch my drift!

redcrbbr 02-11-2002 09:53 PM

and yes bloo, melville was one heck of a spot. never knew what you might catch. how about the gulf docks...i used to work there long time ago. serious fishing there too.


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