Even Better....Rip a mean one in the bed and then spit in the air.....she pulls the covers over her OWN head.:spin:

Hey Karl, get yer turnips yet?

gramcrackers an milk...wait an hour..wife walks in"what the heLL die" :huh:i look at the dog,she says maybe she needs to go out,yep!:angel:

broccoli = rocket fuel, egg salad is a close second. only if it were an olympic sport....:jump:

Pickled herring and Molsen gold, now if there was a way to harness that methane I could be energy independent.

Girls don't pass gas right..............Walk into the family just after the matriarch of the fam lets one go, and woo eee. Being the gentleman I am I look down at my golden laying on the floor laying next to the easy chair and I say Minnies (the dog) a gassy tonight huh.

Broccoli
 

wife wont let me eat it... unless I sleep on the couch....

Here's another one that cracks me up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpOmD...eature=related

homemade baked beans are killer,wife wont let me make them anymore

Makes me proud, this thread still lives and breathes .. I think its the best one I ever posted ,, though others may say it stinks .. :hihi:

You want to talk about killer...Jess and each got a meican cheese sub from Carls in Waltham two weeks ago...the house was not right for three days.
These guys should get an award for that sub.