raven, i would like to make a reality show starring you!

Gardening tips
smoking weed
alternative energy tips
taking mushrooms
homepathic medicinal tips
whacky political debates
fishing astrology
more shrooms

it will make us millionaires!

Make sure to trademark everything so when you fire him, and everyone buys the trademarked stuff to show their solidarity, you make even MORE money.

I love how raven makes #^&#^&#^&#^& up and expects us to take it as gospel.

Went to harvard yeah ok... twist up another one guy...

:rotf2:

:claps::agree:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c6...ob1/degree.pngIT WAS ON THE NEWS BROADCAST`
THE announcer was saying that he's a marketing genuis
and that he had a harvard degree ,,,, :uhuh:

quote:
Millions of viewers have made it the top reality show of all time because
they reject the moral bankruptcy of other reality families.
Indeed, the Robertsons' Christianity has been very profitable for A&E.
The outrage over Phil's intolerance also seems blindly hypocritical.
Many of his most indignant critics, including prominent voices in the media,
are the very same people who are overtly intolerant and dismissive of Christians,
regularly condemning them as idiots, fanatics and loons.

it's the Moral bankruptcy that HOLLYWOOD is Responsible for imho
i don't care a hoot about the GAY utterances
the bibical quotations or the Law's of GOD blah blah blah
the Blaim falls squarely on how Hollywood construes reality with their *spew of view
(*spew = a derivative or spin-off of point)
as they have no "POINT" of view ...it is all persuasionary (my word) altered reality via
picture conditioning very similar to hypnosis and subliminal pictography

So do your squirrels bring all the girls around?

John Stewart and SNL ought to have fun with this story

sign me up for the co-star Zach…... me and raven will explore the limits of hallucinogens and the finer points of rolling a fat one. :uhuh:

Episode number 420: Raven & Nebe attempt to make a geothermal powered glass furnace, while tripping balls on peyote.

I LIKE IT!!!

well my fast roll Nebe for your information is 11 seconds and its smokin

weed is nuthin ....pfff
try smokin some dried peyote (that was meticulously cleaned)

it makes super weed look like nursery school coloring books...
talk about a launch pad to the cosmos Wowie Zowie

it's like a doctoral study on molecular biology via nano thrusters
and their applied technologies in 3d protoplasmic vortex theory at M.I.T. in the ADVANCED science section of the building -LOL
glad i can't get those anymore... :rotf2:

funny thing is though: magic mushrooms grow everywhere in
cow pastures .... free...all over the usa :huh:

*but you need a SHAMAN at the helm of that ship just in case
the sailor ventures (wanders) into forbidden waters
...he's there as a guide (insurance /designated pilot )
to return him back to the Dock of the bay.

the legend of SANTA CLAUS and how IT BEGAN

up in the Nomadic tribes region where Reindeer live
the hunters where a red and white wool out fit to survive the brutal winters
and are easily seen (like hunter orange is for safety reasons)
because on occasion they harvest a reindeer for some venison.

now these hunters live in round yurt houses that have a hole for a door
which also acts as a chimney FOR THE COOKING AND HEAT FIRE
with a white birch tree pole in the center of it to help get into it

the hunters eat a magic local mushroom up there and then they go for a long walk
to take a leak over by the reindeer trails
the reindeer eventually come along and just have to eat that yellow snow
because the drug is irresistible to them @100 % (can't refuse)
(just like an Australian dog lickin a cane toad)

so they sit there in a stupor staring into space and it is quite easy for the hunter
to return to that spot, say a blessing for the meat and harvest his deer.

the hunter then....
he returns to his home sliding down the birch tree tent pole in his red suit
bearing gifts of the hunt and gets soot on his clothing in the process.

this is when they exchange fishing line and hooks too as gifts....

true story .... :btu:

Huh?
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Don't worry Frank, it's not just you. :huh:

:rotfl:
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:jump:
Great reading, very educational

Oh No I kind of remember exactly what he is talking about, except for the gibberish.

Made sense to me. Naanu Naanu
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"How high are you?" Yes

Just for the record.. I have never watched this show… and probably never well.. I can't stand sitting on my ass and staring at a box with flashing pictures..


BUT.. a very good friend of mine posted this on Facebook and i watched it and thought i would share this here… And it just validated every reason why I can't Stand TV and the way that people think that TV is real.. NOTHING is real on TV.. its all scripted and fabricated

There are some swear words here, FYI.. not kid friendly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW343K1-upo

DD needs some cream after that burn :hihi:

I know.. right? NOTHING is real on TV, so everyone keep living in your fantasy world….. :buds:

NAFDR

(Not Another eFfing Decoder Ring)

That guy is a douchebag himself. Couldn't listen to his rant past the half way point. :smash:

satellite height

Master Nebe is most proficient
@ |.| deciphering -shazbot

there are some fairly obvious clues on the show
that somewhere in the past shine favored prominently
because the brain-cells are long since departed.

cracker Barrel reverses decision
 

A&E will Cave to popular demand SOON