"I'll need an I.V. of ringers lactate, a french cruller and a box of munchkins..........STAT!!!"

I just gave birth to a wendys Burger

me too.... it had your eyes!!! :eek:

hahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *wheeze* hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha---- you guys slay me.

I am going to just die!! OH LOL!!!!

?? lol. Like Taco Bell, my brother's friend says it goes through him like a laser! lol

I will need to invest in depends if this keeps up!!!

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah *wiping tears* hahahaha

Its good to see the board get a little silly every now and then.

sigh.

So, did Notaro make it through the night? What did the doctor say?? Terminal case of clumsiness? Code Blue from lacerations and abrasions??? Was a WendysChiliOstomy in order here????

hes not going to be able to sit for a while due to butt ring . thats the ring on your cheeks when your been on the dumper to long . he will be fine after he stands for a while .

He's been given a gallon of pepto bismol, perhaps?

Bassmaster cheated, he greased the tracks with Wendy's Chili.

Without it he would have needed a c-section.

You're a sick bunch....:laughs:

And thanks ChrisL for the medical terminology and its explanation. Please tell me you do not have terms for all physical ailments.


(c section, lol) :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

I need Help

Optical Rectumitis - all of ya :D

:confused: :confused: :eek5: :eek5: :err: :doh: :conf: :scream2: :exp: :sick: :think: :uhoh: :bc: :rocketem: BOOM!

I didn't lose my "thing," guys.

I think the creepy crawlers can still get through though, so they're best paired with latex under gloves.

*THUDS*

Notaro - I don't want to make light of the FEB syndrome. It is truly becoming more of a worry. However, you are the only one I can think of that fishes with gloves unless it's commercially or late November. You might want to back off on the fear of FEB a little.

:happy: :happy: :happy:

Hey Notaro, are you allergic to fish? Is that why you wear gloves? :)

Hey, does anyone else notice that Notaro faints (THUDS) a lot??
This might be indicative of a more serious problem than his "thing" being in jeopardy of falling off.... might want to have that looked into--

PAGING DR SPRINKLES, PAGING DR. SMILIES!

no, i wear the gloves to prevent the germs.


i am awake, sweetieface,:)

Notaro,

you can borrow my fishing outfit, it protects from all kinda cuts. The bear is I can't find a pdf that keeps me floating....

Nils

...."somebody cover me, I'm going IN!!"...

HEY! Where did you get that??? Do they make one for short, fat fellers??? I sure coulda' used one when I was at the breechway! :smash:

BTW:
You wear that in the yak'??? ;)

NilsC - I like that outfit. I wear one all the time!:D

me short?????? fat???? hehe

:D
:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Do you have an extra outfit for Notaro, Sweetieface claims he faints alot. It would protect him when falling during fainting spells

:D :cool: :rolleyes: ;)

Notaro- I guess a suit of armor wouldn't cut it.. let's get you into a biosuit that biological weapons people wear when you go fishing....

Here's one for you...




Expensive but if you want to go fishing and be fully protected!!!!http://www.ppsgb.com/pages/products/bio.htm

Even Level 4 MOP gear isn't gonna protect you against a flaming Bassmaster flatulence. :eek:

Nils, no way!
The noise alone everytime Narcoleptic Notaro passed out would be outrageous!

hahhaha, you guys like to jokes about my condition...:laughs:

i dont need a biosuit. this isnt resident evil: biohazard team.

Notaro,
If you liked R.E., check your local theater, "28 Days Later" comes out this Friday, and its an English film that picks up where Resident left off. My brother (a horror flick expert) LOVED it and its getting super reviews already!

Really? They didn't advertise it on the TV. I need a CC, you know?

www2.foxsearchlight.com/28dayslater/

or for other info:
entertainment.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=534250

Hope that worked, first time for hyperlinks here.

Notaro,

To flush your system out, simply get a meal at Taco Bell as mentioned earlier!

Taco Bell ~"Run for the Bathroom!" .... Bong!!!!!

You'll feel much better after you did!:D