White socks should never be worn outside of the gym. As there are many working stiffs on the site, I'll give one allowance for white socks with work boots...but a nice grey heather would look better :p

-spence

LOL.

I need to have a suit altered for an upcoming wedding.Any good tailors in the Fall River,New Bedford area?Thanks.

dear spence,
my wife came home the other day to find me watching conspiracy theory on WET (women's empowerment television) (lifetime). i told her i was watching because mel gibson was in the movie, even though it was for julia roberts, and she seemed to be ok with that. later though a few of the guys came by and she took great pride in telling them that i watched lifetime with her. i took a serious ribbing over this.
is it ever ok for a real, construction working, meat eating, night fishing man to watch movies on this network?
thanks,
confusedinct

Yes, I've never had him do anything terribly complicated but for basic alterations he does a good job. Just be specific if you're particular about anything.

Carlozzi Tailor Shop
(508) 675-5480
27 Bodge St, Fall River, MA

-spence

If you're comfortable in your own skin, there's nothing wrong with a drippy, sappy, cheesy Lifetime movie with the wife. A) it may turn her on a bit and lead to some action and B) you're putting cookies in the jar for the upcoming season.

That being said, Mel Gibson is a freak and while an attractive woman Julia Roberts just ain't that hot.

I do wonder if you were really watching for Mel after all :hihi:

-spence

thanks spence (i think)
watching these sappy, drippy WET network movies never leads to any increase in action. usually she, and her louisville slugger, take over my side of the bed. she says she will save me from any evil doers that might attack.
this empowerment thing is dangerous. she damned near took out my knee the other night when i came back from takin a leak.

watchin for mel? now that's just:rude:

Thanks for the recommendation.I'll give them a shot.

Shoes
 

Spence, you seem to know more about fashion than most women I know. I work in a business casual environment and am looking to replace a pair of black and a pair of brown Rockports. I am looking for a moc toe that is very comfortable and wears well, while still being stylish. They needn't be very dressy, as I have shoes to wear with my suits. It's been a while since I bought new work shoes and I don't want to waste time shopping and trying several pairs on. Also, I am very happy with 2 pairs of the same exact style and am looking to spend $150 per pair or less. I am looking forward to your recomendations. Thanks in advance.

P.S. You should advise your readers to get the nookie before watching the girly movies so that they can fall asleep once it starts.

I'll take that as a compliment considering women make up more than half the population. By your reasoning I must be pretty smart :agree:

Considering that a lot of the time spent buying shoes is finding the proper fit, if the Rockports fit well and you like the style/value I'd go there as a first option if your primary requirement is as little shopping as possible.

Ecco makes a very comfortable and durable shoe at the upper end of your price range and I've always liked their style. But they do have that Euro comfort shoe look...

There are really a lot of options in the moc toe style, I won't bother posting suggestions as our preferences might not be the same.

Online you can't beat the shops with free shipping both ways (like Zappos) although they don't offer the best prices. Sierratradingpost.com has incredible deals (search for a coupon) but the selection is hit or miss.

Locally I'd say DSW offers the best selection/price in casual shoes and usually have a good offering of both brands mentioned above.

-spence

Thanks, Spence. That was a compliment about the fashion sense. I saw a pair of Ecco's for $120 that looked nice, but wasn't sure if they were a little too stylish for someone that does what I do for a living. I'll check them out. The less stores I have to go to, the better.

Hey Spence, your getting to be quite a celebrity!! Your the TALK OF THE TOWN in my local coffee shop. They've all joined this site just to read your column!!!! I think that you should charge for your advice, then John could charge you as a sponsor. Ha Ha. :btu:

Anyone can pull anything off if you feel comfortable in them. Some Ecco's have a more utilitarian feel to them, some are quite Euro.

-spence

What kind of coffee shop? That could say a lot about your town...

I just want to help people.

-spence

Spence:
When you have a moment your thoughts on the following. White rice is best cooked with the absorption method where the amount of water is 2x the amount of rice. This generally works for me.
Where I go off the rails is brown rice. If you do 2x the water will be gone 1/3 of the way into the cooking time and it will burn. Is there a ratio for brown rice to water that you know of?
Thanks in advance.

Hi Spence,

Month long reader, first time poster.

Here goes: To cut down on my carbon footprint, I refuse to iron, but unlike Eddie Vedder I can no longer pull off the 38 year old grunge rocker look with wrinkly oxford type button downs. Can you suggest a wrinkle free button down shirt for business casual attire. Oh yes, and like the little bird chirps, I'm cheap, cheap, cheap. :cheers:

I think your answer is to use more water :wave:

Seriously, all rice isn't created equal and the volume of rice you're making will impact the rice/liquid ratio as well. Generally speaking, the larger the batch the less water is needed.

I'd also wonder about your cooking technique. Rice is best cooked in a very heavy pot over very low heat and with a tight lid the entire time. The opposite of any of this could easily boil off excess water and lead to scorching.

I don't know how well they work for brown rice, but if you make it often and by itsself, I'd look into an inexpensive electronic rice cooker...for white rice they are bulletproof.

Otherwise, try adding some more H2O and see what happens.

-spence

Admitting you have a problem is a big, big step. Feel confident you're among friends :heybaby:

The problem with wrinkle free shirts is that most of them aren't all that great, and they will loose their wrinkle free'ness over time.

Cheap is relative and you may spend more buying inexpensive shirts that need to be replaced than you would with a few decent shirts that will last longer.

Nordstrom actually makes a very good non-iron shirt (and this comes from my Father who's a no iron Nazi) that I'd argue is priced moderately. I've bought him several for Christmas presents over the years and he's been very happy with them. There's probably a much better selection on the website.

Lands End is slightly less expensive and rumored to make a good no iron shirt as well. Although you may find that even these aren't "cheap".

As you can imagine, my closet is stuffed to the gills with shirts...so ironing them before each wear is a necessary ritual. You may want to consider just s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g it up and work on reducing your carbon footprint in other ways. Like all that gas you burn boating :hee:

-spence

Words of wisdom, but I'm way ahead of you on reducing my boating carbon footprint, I've gone from mooching rides on 2stroke powered boats to clean burning 4strokes.

Yes, but consider the "true" footprint involved here. That 4 stroke may burn cleaner, but it's a more complicated engine. The machining and transportation of all those components would require a lot more energy to produce.

Face it, you could be making matters worse :cheers:

-spence

I can live with that. But can you live with the little 3rd world fingers worked to the bone to make them fancy threads you wear :tm: :cheers2:

Since when is Italy a third world nation? :hihi:

-spence

Where and when did you formulate your political ideologies?

Spence,
When can I start to wear corduroy pants? Is it too early now?