You’re single divorced or seperated and you’re NOT looking, not until after Christmas any how, need a date for new years.
You bought a dedicated fishing vehicle, with money that was intended for a wedding that never happened.
You move out of your ex’s place and take your tackle first, drive half way to where your’re going and remember you’ll need clothes for work.
You fish with 4 or 5 people because all your fishing buddies are married and cant make the commitment.
You’ve got plugs you NEEDED at home in bags in the same box they were shipped in.
Plugs are acceptable Christmas/wedding/easter/ presents
Any chicks that know you know what the following are: moon tide- slack- tidal flood- eels get hooked through the eye depending on the tidal flood/current is moving in..
You have pictures of your fish at work, no family or significant others or no pictures at all
You try to get your hands on a legends who has passed aways old fishing stuff
Calls at 2am are welcome
You don’t drink while you fish, its one or the other concentration is key.
You take a girl out for dinner because the tides arent right THAT night and she gets mad when you don’t call until the tides are bad again….
You welcome overcast days with a slight driven rain
You plan your vacations with a lunar calendar
Your boss buys you tackle
You’ve figured out a way to get your plug bag, extra plugs food red bulls, sleeping bad and cigs all to fit on the floor of the passenger side of a standard cab truck, its comfy..
You use a tuna reel on your schoolie rod cuz ya neva know
You use a meat stick because you’ve been totally owned by a fish before : (
Any new person you meet you ask if their grandparents fished and if they have any “old fishing junk”
You pump the old timers for information in a subtle manner, pastries are involved
Chicks that enjoy fishing are OUT, uh uh not acceptable
OT is a December January thing
You prefer sand bars to gin mills
You develop a good “network” with other fellow rocks, sand, surf addicts, all of which was started by a fellow rocks, sand, surf addict.
Boats only when you need a fix BAD or the captn is there more for bs’ing and slingin’ eels
Half a dozen tackle shops know you by your first and last name.
Finally this is true just called 5 mins ago- you don’t know the tackle shop hours cuz you call the owner and he meets you there even if they are closed so you can get your eels

I can't tell you how many of these apply to me. It is actually pretty damn sad :(

u take a semester off from college and blow ur tuition on plugs/rods :P

Did that happen Rob?

This is funny stuff!!!!

heres a few from me.....

have used my purse as a make shift tackle box....

placing fishing related items all over the place to make it seem like you have less (ever try putting it all in one big pile???:eek: )

never have an extra loaf of bread in the freezer but there IS some leftover bait from your last trip in there.... "just in case"

your vacuum cleaner wouldnt work because you had leader material wrapped around every moving part:rolleyes:

Putting a herring tank in the work truck when the route would take me near a run.
Filletting fish at work.


This is my favorite thread of all time.

If I wasn't fishing I was thinking about fishing

Your wife accuses you of cheating on her because she believes there is no way humanly possible that you are fishing as much as you say you are.

you spend thousands of $$ on fishing tackle a year but get pissed when your wife asks you to buy her something thats under 200 bucks.

Eben I have to show these to my wife. That way I am not the only one.

:eek:

just dont show mine!

No...exactly the opposite. It should read...

You spend thousands on fishing tackle, and the wife is astounded when you instantly say yes when she asks for large diamond earrings :D

I'm not saying this happened to me this fall :rolleyes: just that it would be funny :laughs:

-spence

When I plan a 10 week Camping trip 2005, and pay for it in full, in Wareham cause it is close to the water 1 year 3 months in advance.

My job just asked me if i want to change from a 5 day work week, to a 10 hour 4 day work week with Thutr, Fri, and Sat off and I say ok but I hate the week end ramp traffic so I will do it only if i have Mon, Tue, Wed off!

When I no I will be camping then, and the boat will be there also, and i have figured out how to work only two days a week all summer!!

10 days vacation, 3 holidays, 7 days comp time = 20 days off, 2 days a week off, 2 days work = same money
and only work 2 days a week from June 27 to Labore day!!

Life is good!!
:happy: :happy:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by redlite

You name each and every eel and talk to them while fishing like they are your near and dear children.... and yell at them when they aren't working.}


...or you've held a solemn burial at sea ceremony for an dead eel that has done valiant service

You constantly tell your eels that you will set them free if they bring VERY large

In your best Bill Murphy voice you tell the eel "This won't hurt, doctor's orders"

You have dreams of that wonderfull June morning on the drop at Scorton's with the bass tailing as the sun edges over the horizon...

When you drive east over the Jamestown and Newport Bridges and you wonder if there are any fifties under you RIGHT NOW


When you drive east over the Jamestown and Newport Bridges and you wonder how big the bass are off in distant Cuttyhunk and Gay Head

You stand on you favorite bar or rock and wonder what is the biggest bass that's ever been there...

Damn - gotta go to bed

you bring your dog up to a field with your favroite rod and reel, you tie your line to your dogs collar then you throw a bone as far as you can and you set your drag, and close your eyes....Jez I am sick:eek:

You Put a Rod Rack on your 87 Lincoln town Car (true in 96)

You buy Plano 3700 boxes by the case because all your plugs are stored by name and size (true)

You show your local tackle shop what the new items are for the upcoming year (true)

Fishing the Derby is worth more than paying the rent.

Your Gf begs you to stand in a tub full of water so that it will improve your mood in January (true)

You own a small Painting company and find nothing unusual with the fact that your Rod Rack has a secondary use as a Ladder rack (true)

You leave the job site in Onset center every day at 9:30 am to drop by M & D's...just to see if the Sea Spooks came in....you return at 5pm...this goes on for days until you finally read they came in over the weekend (true)

Every time you read an article about fishing the MV derby you well up with tears (true)

You are seen sleeping at the same rest area at the same time of day on consecutive sunday afternoons (true)

You get really really pissed when you realize the birds are all in a frenzy because some damn old guy is feeding them popcorn on the seawall at the beach (frequently true)

On the Thursday before the MSBA show is set up in March, your GF takes you into the bedroom, gives you a big kiss and says.....see you in november....and we live together

That's funny, in the winter I tie on a plug with no hooks and cast away in my backyard, my dog grabs it and the fight is on. I close my eyes and pretend I have a 50#er on. My wife always ruins it by yelling "What are you trying to kill him?" She thinks I'm using hooks.:laughs:

Symptoms of the disease that indicate it is indeed hereditary:

Your 3 year old son gets to your plug stash before you can put hooks on them and uses them as tub toys. He's been doing this since he was 18 months and he will be four next week.

You must wait until son gets tired of a particular plug so you can "lose it", throw hooks on it, and sneak it into the plug bag

All of your Blue Swimming plugs are in the "Tub Toy box" during spring :smash:

You tie a leader on a hookless danny plug (or Pikie, or Flaptail or mag darter) during son's bathtime to see how well it will swim while contemplating attaching splitshot to belly swivels to simulate balance factor of hooks.

Son's favorite lures are blue Dannys and Blurple Needlefish

You realize that your 2 ounce Storm Wildeyes are still at home as cut the hooks off two of them to play Big Fish eats Little Fish before stories the night before....

Son STILL has not relinquished Blue Danny plug and did I mention he said BOAT before MOMMA ?

I could go on with this :smash:

Ok, you show up at BM's bat cave, cast a limited edition habs into the cave and reel it out slowly... when the BM leaves the cave you run in and grab his plugs..

OK so that hasnt happened... not like I've thought about it

Ok, a true one; I sit at work looking at the Piping Plover Lure I made last winter that hangs from the shark jaws on my wall and contemplate how bad it would professionally to cast it into an Audobon society meeting and start jiggin it.....

You are having a "romp" with your wife - smell something like bait & sneak out after to go fishing.

Your trunk is always loaded with fishing gear.

You see any body of water & analyzie it for structure, rips, bird activity & access points even if its rain water in the gutter.

You only have $5.00 and buy bait rather than lunch even though you know you will not eat again till breakfast.

Barnicles are your friends.

You have bought macs at the 24 hr. Stop & Shop because the Bait Store is closed & you just can't wait.

You pee in a large Dunkin Donuts cup while you are driving because your back teeth are floating & just don't want to pull over - it would take to long.

You buy so much spare stuff that you can't store it all neatly. Then you start stacking spare stuff on spare stuff until the pile is so deep , you can't see what's on the bottom. then you buy more spare stuff of what's on the bottom cause you forgot its there. And so on and so on and so on......

Sometimes when you cannot make it to CT, RI, and the Cape - you walk to to the East River and fish for an hour or so JUST to say you went fishing....

Whenever you are out to eat and a waiter/waitress is taking drink orders - you ALWAYS order "A large Bass."

And it has nothing to do with how the beer tastes.

John,
Good one! My kids did the same thing with plugs in the bath tub. Also made a childrens mobile over the crib with small plugs hanging from it. Great memories - my kids are now 19 and 15.
How about setting the hook in your dreams? I haven't done that in years.
DZ

Seagulls follow you three miles to work just to pick the scraps of herring outta the back of your truck

You turn off (or ignore) your cell phone but your employees know where to find you (although sometimes it takes them a few hours!)

Your Co-Workers put thier striper-fillet orders in during the first week of April

Your children keep asking you what is so funny whilst you are reading this thread

You check for structure and water movement during ocean scenes while watching movies

You disguise a family trip to Newport as a reason to fondle and purchase more gear at Saltwater Edge ("I'll only be a minute!)

When JFK Jr's plane went down you called your fishing buds to discuss the structure of Philbin's Beach you saw in the footage on TV - I know, it's rude but it was true

any one fall asleep standing up fishing other than Me.
I fell once (eeling)
to many friggen plugs, I got plugs out my ass and out anyone who rides with me.
My waiders are in my truck and I have 2 plug bags in there, Yet I I cleaned out the truck of fishing bags.
I fished so friggen hard I couldnt fish.
not noing some guys during the day with out waiders.
the drive by rod rack look.
i have sand on top of my motor.
so many plugs in all my bags that some of the tubes in my vs bag split. gs rubber hidden and You forget about it.
swivels hooks, splits, leader and then more in the glove and hooks stuck in the visor.
back up swivels to back up the friggen back ups:smash: what the frig am i thinking. spare reel in the glove. rods ,I got blanks and back ups of blanks. reels a spare vs new in the box never used it cause its a back up:smash: yet the handle is falling of my reel.
more gs rubber hidden as back up so when I run out I freak out at bob only to find the stach under a tote of wood, wtf.,,..,.,
guessing at the tide and going and being close or right on.
a trashed eldridge tide chart book (((thats the Bible Boys))
freaking out cause you left a plug you wanted in the truck only to walk a mile to get it:smash: and drop off 1 of the 3 bags you carried with You.
plugs all over the dash. wearing waiders and not knowing why people are looking at You and smelling You:confused: I think bass smells good.
FRIGGEN HERRING MENTAL IN SPRING, herring suck yet keeping 3 tanks going and hateing herring only to throw plugs at the fish when they come up top.
that I need a fix feeling sucks and going, when Im home i want to fish when I fish i want to be home.
1 more friggen cast for the last 2 hrs int the turn.
going to work looking like a zombie and thinking that they are geeks cause they dont fish. but they eat well.
what is sick is I look at my plugs and say i am low on wood.
if I have under 10 black and gold bombers Im freaking out.
I bought 200 bombers in 1 shot only to go buy a 12 rapalas from eastmans to troll of the fence.
when some one has a plug i dont have I mental it right out from them with custom wood when i am crazed.
when Your charters and or friends ask why are those people following You. How come alot of people know Me yet I cant remeber no one. yet at 230 am on a new moon some one will say Hi and I know who it is....
when You deside where You work and wont take another job if its to far from a herring run or runs. Buying a house only cause its close to the ramp and runs (falmouth)
getting 1 whiff or walking outside and next thing You know Your down the beach due to a slight wind or that out side look at the sky.
run to the beach catch a fish in between 2 of Your buddies and then leave to go home to watch TV anf then come back out( that was a classic I did ) :D
I just got one thing to say, these fish make me out of my friggen skull.................

If its a disease then .........
 

make me sicker:gorez: :eek5:

Blurple is now a crayola crayon color!

In May the crisper drawers in the fridge are 'reserved' for herring.

The kids have named the eels swimming in the bucket on the back porch. (they do all kinda look the same :))

Your 4 year old daughter goes with you to the beach and tries to help you find new 'spots' to fish!

You buy a coffee maker with a timer so the coffee's ready when you get up for the 2 am turn.

The honda civic you drive to work contains waders, slicker,shell, 3 sweatshirts, 3 tackle bags, 2 rods, gloves and spare socks, just in case you Need to go straight from work!!