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Limited time only! Portuguese trouser jerky! See you all there this weekend.
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" I got jerked off in Newport"
" talk jerky to me " Etc... (I want royalties ;) ) Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device |
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Maybe start an around the world map let people pin where they are from!
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"YOUR MEAT IS DRY AND YOU SMELL FUNNY"
OR "YES THAT'S JERKY IN MY POCKET AND NO I'M NOT HAPPY TO SEE YOU" |
Publish a press release banning Putin from ordering from Newport Jerky Company
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It sounds like you are on to something, I would have NEVER thought of exotic jerky as appealing to the crowd in Newport, but people love tasty things so it makes sense.
Let me know if you want a partner to open one up in Salem! (I don't have any money but I am educated :D) |
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Newport Jerky imposes ban on all associates of Vladmir Putin, inclusive, from receiving Jerky or other products marketed by Newport Jerky. Newport Jerky promotes fair trade compensation for their Jerky products produced worldwide. Newport Jerky spokesman, NewportMafia, stated in his official statement, let the Jerk sic Vladimar Putin et al, eat it raw... We believe Putin's actions against the Ukraine violate the principles of fair trade we so value with our producers and as such, Putin and his associates should not benefit from our gourmet brand jerky's from around the globe.
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I would bet some of his proceeds are coming here to keep the lights on.... So knock it off! I haven't been there yet myself,if you want I will come and pick you up and we can go together and make a day of it with friends,plus I'll drive 5/0 Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device |
Well said Bob.
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I took the wife and kid to Newport today and stopped at NJC. We were able to find free parking on Thames right near the store. The store is set up real nice with a lot of unique items you won't find anywhere else. They were sampling alligator and Cajun alligator jerky along with wasabi bombs and ghost pepper peanuts. Both types of jerky were great and my son made me buy the Cajun alligator for him. I was the only one who tried the ghost pepper peanuts and they were really good and hot, but not inedible. We also grabbed a bottle of hot sauce, some teriyaki ahi jerky and some maple brown sugar bacon jerky. We already tried the chipotle hot sauce and its a unanimous hit at my house. I'll post my reviews of the other stuff once we try it, which will probably be tonight.
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Will you have a booth set up at any of the shows?
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I'll pick it up....maybe it will get there
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You will have up until 5pm for your last updated forecast.
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Is this the place by Sawdy Pond or the Shop in Newport?
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