Late update

Two Gun Annie has been captured in a major battle. Mortally wounded she did not survive

They're coming out of the woods. There are 3 more chipmunks as of right now

WTF

2 out of the front yard today :happy:

Good kills too it was very evident they were hit. Never found either body though. That stinks out a few burrows for a while.

Happiness is squishing a LARGE mouse between two cinder blocks not 5' away from my side door :happy:

I was trying to drown him with the hose and one of the blocks just happened to slip when he tried to jump out :hee:

I feel like I'm living in a damn zoo!

3 MORE all in a row

Film at 11
:happy:
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CAPTURED one Osama Bin Chipmunk

His insurgent bodyguards were a fierce battle they were sworn to protect their supreme leader. They fired multiple vollies of acorn bombs to no avail. I dispatched them with 3 anti tank rounds at 100' and alas all that was left was their leader who was about to become a martyr. He popped out of his hole in the fence not 30 seconds later looking for his bodyguards and the trained ninjas swooped in to dispatch him with a single shot. He was airlifted to the USS Vinsfist where he was given a proper chipsmunkian religion burial at sea

Ok I threw him over the fence :smash:




Off in the not too far distance...chip chip chip chip chip (Google translates in chipmunk to :bshake: )

FOUR

Record day!
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Cold snap is sure to cause a major frontal assault! But watch out for either flank as the tactics can CHANGE as fast as government policy!

Six in one day!!
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do you have the tally for the season?

nope but I got two more about a 1/2 hour ago. :smash:

I know there's still at least two more near the pool because I see them running back and forth in the grass

This is nuts. Btw I think 95% of what I've posted here has been at my house.

The guy out front at the shop got pissed that I'm taking them out there too. He went and bought a trap. I watched everytime I went near the door today. I saw multiple chipmunks sitting near the trap. He even moved the trap once too. These things are way too smart for traps. He says stop shooting them and I'll trap them then take them far away. I think he was about to cry.

whatever.... After seeing just how many rodents there are around this year I don't want them around anymore. This guy is feeding the things non stop so he's drawing them to the building. They run in my garage, they run in my space, and they're not scared in the least of you. One ran right between the legs of my landlord a few weeks ago. Guy couldn't believe it.

Yesterday I go to Home Depot. I drive home and there's one sitting in the middle of the road in front of my house. Like he's the friggin lookout. He was one of the six yesterday. Couldn't get out of the truck fast enough when he runs in my front yard :smash:

Love your thread Scott but !!!
I hate to take the "Joy" out of you life.......

I was just talking about the little bastards ETc ETc ... when a doctor friend told me to do this and it works :)

well we shall see and you can still post pictures :)

you ready ?

Fill a bucket with water and float sunflower seeds on the top .............
They jump in and can't get out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only the striped sunflower seeds float for that method

but i prefer (+) the scope.... and 1500 FPS lead

i've trained the crows to fly off with the dead munks

because a Raven knows how they think :)
and they are very accustomed to getting our meat scraps

i have a 55 gallon drum with a plywood top
and that is their trusted feeding platform

this morning i had 5 crows on the ground eating

Check the bucket at lunch today , and a huge woodchuck was waiting for me

I just can't win this war .....

Peter been there done that.

Pellet gun much faster and I'm losing the war. They're coming out of everywhere. Little ones now. WTF it's like revenge of the killer tomato here! I got three now that have made a home under my steps at the shop, sitting on my door threshold eating friggin nuts today! I'm getting infested with them-I got one today too. The other two are busy running in circles. Can't even hit the #^&#^&#^&#^&ers they chase each other so fast. I thinkin one is lookin for a little chipmunk love or somethin. WTF help they're chewing my satellite dish now

those are "LIKE" the National Guard chippy's (lol)

that got the call, but aren't used to the new territory

....give them some time.....Bugger

~

VB something is completely eating my sweet potato leaves

thinking it's a deer....but i'm not sure YET

Little bastids called Google and setup a ad campaign now.

This just popped up on this site! WTF they're trying to send me away :smash:

I got another one today out front when I got home.

4 2day

One more under the steps at the shop today. I'm trying on two at the pool right now the little nasties are so quick. They're very small it's got to be a new brood. I've had shots but it's 60+ feet and they're too quick
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the guy who wanted to find water
 

their out in the jungle cruisin but out of water

so they take an apple and stick it in a small hole
under the watchful eye of the baboon like Monkeys

then they leave and watch from afar
very patiently.

the monkey tries to remove the apple
but then his hand is stuck
and he refuses to let go
out of a survival instinct

a whole day passes
until finally the next day
the monkey lets go
and the chase is ON

he lead them straight
>>>>> to the water.

reason for story:
cardinal chirps to chippy's
is the monkeys apple


the Crows just came and took the CHICKEN :happy:

I am seriously losing this war. There are 4-5 more around the pool now. If anyone doubts why eliminate these things...AGAIN under the damn pool!! ONE DAY! They've now destroyed my liner and 1/2 of the bottom of the pool. There's 3 new holes around the pool.

Popped another at the shop this morning on my steps. And just popped another at the house making a beeline up the fenceline right for the tomatoes. WTF:smash:

I am starting to lose my patience. Cahm help me O'bama!

AND ANOTHER

Like an energizer bunny. Hit the little turd so hard he popped and fell over. There was two again yesterday afternoon so I'm not done by far.

and another! pop n drop the fox is gonna love me tonite. :happy:

Closed season nov 28

MassWildlife - Hunting and Trapping of Certain Mammals
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shots at 2 more today. bam bam bam bam bam

still missed. wtf!

check your scope mounting screws

yea they're tight. I know it's on it's just a long friggin shot across the yard.

ha!!!

I walk outside peek around the garage and this little turd was sittin next to the pool admiring his handiwork

NOT

Perfect kill through the heart out the stomach here's to you chippy you rodent diggin bastage :buds:

AND ANOTHER this one under the deck beside the pool. He ran away and then popped out again next to the pool. I popped him and watched him squirm into his burrow. He's all done. Stomp la burrow (that's a new dance) :hee:

raven your good luck LOL

No issues with the bumper crop of squirrels this year Salty?

There's a dead one every 100 effing feet on the roads around my place.

All those acorns must have the mommy squirrels pumping out double batches of tree rats.

At least they is good eatin' !

I don't have any squirrels in my yard Jon :hee:

There's so many pellets flying how could I LOL

i step out side the back door in complete darkness
this morning with dog and cat

and one raccoon scurries and hits the fence as per usual

but another one says screw the fence climbing
i'm runnin out the back gate as fast as i can.....:uhuh:

dumb bastage forgot i closed it ha ha ha

Scott,
getting a little cold out ,
put a few mice traps down in the garage / basement :rotf2: :rotf2:

I was 4 for 4 last night !!

Beat you to it!
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Where are the pics? I think you are just re-using them. ;)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I secretly stuffed them in a meat locker and I'm parading them for all the world to see.

What's up there Maddog :wave: I woke you up with all the shootin :grins:

Awesome :D
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early morning RAID
 

coons getting into the trash
so the dog wakes me up and
i flip on the outside light
and throw open the window

i see nothing but wind rolling over a milk jug
but the DOG (sitting right next to me)
just has to :point: BARK!
right in my ear....as loud as a shotgun blast

my ear is ringing and it aches :fury: