fifty-one.....


wanna bet on whos going to get the 2000th post?????

well it better happen before 12.....or I will have to quit! thats my cut off point...:o

forty nine left


and we hit page 131

GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS ANY BODY WANNA HERE A POLISH JOKE? THE GUY AT THE DOOR ROLLES HIS EYES AND SAYS HEY BUDDY IM POLISH AND SEE THAT 300PD BOUNCER OVER THERE HES POLISH SEE THE 7FT CHEF HES POLISH NOW U STILL WANNA TELL THAT POLISH JOKE?? THE GUY SAYS NAW I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT THREE TIMES

i know how dull and boring....but this IS the longest thread we are going for, right???

I dont get it!!

Just kiddin...but yes...I am! LOL

I kinda feel bad here.....you are entertaining me and all I can do is babble.....

ALOTTA SNOW UP NORTH

as long as there is a lotta snow in two weeks I will be happy! Cant believe that will be our last trip though........went so quick!

red and blue are to purple as yellow anf blue are too.....??????

Why is it that sometimes when I go on here it'll read 110 pages then it'll change to 98

green

beats me!!!! I am computer illiterate....all I know I learned by accident!

sorry...had to get me a cup-o-tea.....

is it supposed to snow tonite>>>>>> I dont think its doing anything out there right now!!!

c'mon 2000!


they are NOT gfoing to be happy with me at work in the morning!!! (pretty darn ugly when I dont get enough shut eye) not really tired right now,,,,,,,but I know the morning will come quickly!

ok...1965.....only 35 left to go.....

hey Jenn i got a good one for you. SisterMary is in the shower when the door bell rings.She yells, Who is it? ''' its the blind man'''. She figures he won't see her naked so she gets out of the shower and opens the door. "" Hey nice boobs , sister!!
Where did you want these blinds.

my car is blue

where are you getting these??!! HA!HA! too cute!

thirty two and counting.....


um...lets see

I never had an "etch-a-sketch" when I was a kid.....:rolleyes:

slipping fast here......must........make ............two thousand............

I get them from a radio station in providence RI. Thrusday from 9 ta10 am...called stump the dj 94hjy

when I was 14 I was persuaded to compete in a "duck race" (kinka like a goose!) at the 4-H fair.....I won and was on the 6 o'clock news........

.....what a loosah!

hmmm.dont have that.....but the local radio station here does the dirty joke of the day.........kinda bothers me because you have to call for the punchline!!!!!!

I like escargot!

Whats the difference between beer nutts and deer _ _ tts ??
Beer nutts are $1.49,deer n_ _ _s are under a buck!

do you have any other hobbied other than fishing and jokes??!!?:D :confused: :eek:

Theres no shame on hjy, as long as my kids aren't around!

ooh....glad that didnt go where I thought it was going!!!!!!whew!