......is there a fine for having tooooo many posts?..........

All I know is : Im going to a party , im going to a party at slips house next Saturday .

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't
talk very well but she could write notes fairly good when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the
right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and
stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi
Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?" Grandma
motioned for her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew,

"They won't let me fart".

...:smash: .......OK, enough of this.......:smash:

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from
the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars

:D.........Good one Chris.......

.......I think I've outposted myself on here...and members will be calling me silly Gilly soon......so, NO MORE!.......


....sorry for the monotony....:( .....I guess I thought we had a shot.











:rolleyes:

Looks like we are doing OK. I'm trying to do my part, but I can't hold a candle to bloo's efforts.

Bloo -

Over, did somebody say over, it ain't over until was say it's over. was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor? Hell No! And it ain't over now......

;)

"who's with me? let's go"

......YOU MEAN THE PARTY'S STILL ON????........



:bounce: :beat: :cheers: .....


...I'LL BRING THE DANCERS!!!!!!!.......


http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/hula5.gif

......WHERE'S DON HO, WHEN YOU NEED HIM???.......


......tiny bubbles, in the wine ....makes me feel happy....


.......makes me feel fine..:D:D

Where's the striped bass I used to know? Ohhhh, we don't want to go with you Bluto we might get in trouble! Not ME, Nidermayer dead, moremer dead, you know what he's right, sick and pychotic but right. Now we can fight them with conventional weapons but that could take a million years and cost dozen of lives, what this situation calls for is a stupid gesture on our part, and WE ARE JUST THE GUYS TO DO IT, NOW WHOS' WITH ME?

who am I ? where am I ? what am I ? why am I ?
If I was someone else would I still be me ?

bloo keep it up your already silly gilly , so !

Join the club , as soon as BM gets out of retirement we will be a force to deal out some insanity !

Ahh, come on guys! You're gonna hafta try harder than that if you want to win! Over at TechIMO we've got one that's almost 800 posts already. :D http://www.techimo.com/forum/tid1210...pn1/index.html

Nahhhh Bloo - yer doing fine & yes I saw a lot of what you posted it's just that it's impacting how much work I can get done at work, ya know? 3 hours of readin means that I only have 6-7 hours a day to do 24 hrs of work

:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

nice hula girl ;)

Yo Chaos, you only have 10 x our members ;) - Good luck but tell any of yer fishermen/women to come over here for the good stuff

Endowhatever,
Nice name, what the heck does it mean????
MZ

testing

hey ummm......anyone see my keys?......

......FOUND EM' !!!......:D........they were in my pocket...


...hey I'm heading over to Wendy's to pick up some grub.....you guys want anything?......

......its Poker night.....not Pok-er night....;)


.....can 8 people play with one deck?.......:D

.......yes, but could you play 7 card poker....???......


NO, only 5 card games......stud, draw, no - peak....and a few more House games....pickem' Wallstreet....etc...

....Ok, I gotta hit the Road......the fellas are waiting for me....


...Wish me luck.......;)


......any card players on here?....

gee.. bro crab... get out now! your cabin is getting to hot!

........kinda crazy though......:confused:


How does a game that starts off with quarters....end up costing you over a hundred bucks?.....


......sheeeesh, I got no luck.........:smash:

......Hey Red,:btu: :happy: One last post before I split.....





....If a tree falls in the woods, and there's nobody there to hear it.......does it make sound?.....



........ummmm.....does it really matter?....:confused:


.......who came up with questions like that?......:af: ....must have been some unemployed guy...:laughs:


......ooooooooooops......:D

bloo...you playing gut(3 card) or acey duecey(2 card), played a few hands of gut and seen some $500+ pots, all started from a quarter

Acey Duecy.....:smash: :smash:


......what a pile builder that can be!!!......sux when your the last guy in line too!!........



.....thank goodness the deal rotates!!!........



enuffs enuff!!!.........gotta run........see' ya Red.....:)

dude! sorry your snow trip didnt go so well......maybe if we ever get any flippin snow around here I will have to send you an invite.....

um...am I too late to put my order in for wendys?????? Damn....

oh and hi John...hi slip

Hey, thanks for the compliment man!
The definition:Reason: I wanted "InternalChaos" on AIM... but it was already taken. So I flipped through the dictionary and found this word... Heh.

So, all you guys do lots of fishing huh?