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Jimbo 07-22-2003 01:25 PM

"Old cartoon from the 80's" Oh yea, you are a young 32 years old. We used to watch Bat Fink and the original Our Gang series(when Miss Crabtree was really hot) before elementary school, and that was probably the 60's early 70's. Anyone remember Robert Blake as one of the Little Rascals? And Buckwheat, the originator of the phrase "Otay". I'm starting to get symptoms from this "Symptoms" thread...symptoms of living in the past.

jugstah 07-22-2003 01:33 PM

Jimbo- they had reruns of this show during the 80s, and since i was only in my 10s when I was watchign BatFink, you gotta give me credit for watching it.. :)

I loved it... when it was captioned, of course.

Jimbo 07-22-2003 01:40 PM

I wasn't actually a fan, myself, preferring Mister Magoo, Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemity, as far as cartoons go. But with 13 channels and black and white one couldn't be choosy about the shows one watched.

Notaro 07-22-2003 03:10 PM

I tried to do a stunt at the kung-fu class last sunday. We were practicing for the august moon festival which is on next sunday aug 3 in chinatown. i performed a jumping back kick with the lion and a partner. i flipped and spun from the table and got my legs tangled up in with the tail and landed on the chin and my elbow. by the time, i lifted up the head and there was my blood splattering all over the floor. my uncle kai tried to stop bleeding with his barehand. i got a big wide gap hole on my chin and i could feel my bone after touching it. damn, it was a little deep. then i went to the hospital.

jugstah 07-22-2003 03:25 PM

notaro... its not a good idea to try and kick your own ass kung-fu style.. :D

:laughs: :laughs:

Iwannakeeper 07-22-2003 03:28 PM

jug - that is hysterical

Raven 07-22-2003 04:24 PM

heal up soon notaro
 
after your stitches are out you better use vitamin E oil to prevent a scar.

*the new exciting Notaro action figure can now jump off a table and kick his own ass.... simply amazing!!!
......batteries not included...........

the Notaro Company has had a spike in its stock values....today
as announced on buisness.com -> news at 11:00

news flash: several more countries are considering banning the doll complaining that it may poke your eye out.

the military are now seeking the famous Notaro who declined comment saying they want him to teach the rangers how to perform the move.

North korea has now begged forgiveness for everything its ever said or done in response to the reports of Notaro expertise in martial arts.
:D :D :D

Iwannakeeper 07-22-2003 04:26 PM

What about a combination set of Sweetieface - Notaro packaging as a combination set....hmmmmm...the possibilities

Notaro 07-22-2003 06:15 PM

Yeah, I look like a black drum now...

NilsC 07-22-2003 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sweetieface
oh, LOL, John, you slay me!

Notaro, I'd like to venture a guess at what happened, and tie a good deal of this thread together:

You were fighting the kissing bluefish when you thought you contracted a FEB through your turbo-lined Nasa gloves. After a trip to your general practitioner (Dr. Sprinkles), you stopped at the local bar for a cement mixer (shudder), a sweaty lumberjack and a couple of hairy buffalo's.... oh yah, and you had the hairy buffalo drink, too. You could barely walk, and you stagger full speed into the door of the bar, but this is not where you cut your chin....'


ROTFLMAO...

nuff said

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh, can I have a matched set of SF / Notaro dolls... like a collectors kit or the famous Franklin Mint series... with a doll every week fo the next 10 yrs. 3 easy payments of $19.99 each.... the whole series paid off in 1560 months

jugstah 07-23-2003 01:17 PM

The Home Shopping Network and QVC are now selling these items at a discount.... buy two, get one free!!!!! and they'll include a vial of the flesh eating disease for free!!!

Bush is calling for the heads of both HSN and QVC On this matter....

:laughs:

keep this thread alive!

Notaro 07-23-2003 08:40 PM

including the blowup doll of a FEB victim...

Bliz 07-24-2003 08:02 AM

Notaro,

You need to change your Avatar from "Fairtex" ...to "Latex!"

JohnR 07-24-2003 09:35 AM

What the hell is Fairtex again? Do I want to know? Is it acceptable for a "Family Friendly" site? :)

Bliz 07-24-2003 09:39 AM

I would chew on that one...

But I'm afraid I'd cut my chin! :laughs:

Raven 07-24-2003 11:07 AM

lol
 
ahhhh ha ha ha good one BLIZ!:D :boots: :bl2:

Sweetieface 07-24-2003 04:17 PM

oh LOL, L O L !!!
 
Guys, I'm holding my sides..... dying!!

Notaro, is Uncle Kai made of band-aids??? How does someone stop bleeding with a bare hand?

Jugstah, you continue to slay me.

Nils,.....19.99 each?? Thats IT?! A genuine Sweetieface Doll goes for MUCH more than that on ebay alone!
Just think of it Notaro....you and I could be the Barbie and Ken of the 21st Century..... Only Ken never had rotting flesh and Barbie never had a cape. Boy, did they miss out on some good times.

Now as for the blowup FEB doll...does that come in pieces... velcro to attach the limbs and digits that have fallen off??

You guys keep me laughing, I gotta say.

Iwannakeeper 07-24-2003 04:22 PM

Sweetieface - are you sure you want to include a conversation including blow-up dolls? I am not going to say any more on the subject, but I think you just opened another whole thread or can of worms depending on where you are standing.

Sweetieface 07-24-2003 04:24 PM

No, Iwanna,

Notaro brought it up....i was just chiming in on it!!!

Notaro 07-24-2003 04:47 PM

Johnr, Fairtex is the name of the Muay Thai gym in Bangok, Thailand and San Francisco, CA. www.fairtex.com.

SF-yeah, it would be cool dating a supermodel like you ;) . Then I could buy a house on Mashpee. He tried to stop the bleeding.

NilsC 07-26-2003 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sweetieface
No, Iwanna,

Notaro brought it up....i was just chiming in on it!!!

:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

ding dong, I'm chiming in also..........

NilsC 07-26-2003 11:18 AM

Re: oh LOL, L O L !!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sweetieface
Nils,.....19.99 each?? Thats IT?! A genuine Sweetieface Doll goes for MUCH more than that on ebay alone!
wow, I found the doll, you are right..... lot more than 19.99

Sweetie Face Doll

jugstah 07-28-2003 09:36 AM

Re: Re: oh LOL, L O L !!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NilsC
wow, I found the doll, you are right..... lot more than 19.99

Sweetie Face Doll

Damn, a sweetieface doll is way beyond my budget!!!

I think a few Notaro dolls with self-implodin' mechanisms to show how a flesh-eating bacteria will leave him looking like.... an ebola victim... would be much more affordable...

:)

:D

Iwannakeeper 07-28-2003 09:38 AM

you know there just is not enough toys on the market with a Hemmoragic Fever theme....

Maybe a whole new line of disease ridden toys.

But super assistant can save their lives?

Sweetieface 07-29-2003 07:12 AM

That sweetieface doll is great, but looks nothing like me!! LOL
Matching beret and leather boots?? Hey now, what kind of doll is that anyway!?


Notaro Dolls should have opening midsections, to show the scientific things that happen with FEB.

Super Asst. CAN save lives!! No one patches a papercut like me!

Bliz 07-29-2003 07:19 AM

Sweetieface, does the Uncle Kai Doll look like the Michelin Man?

Is he made out of Band Aid material?...

I can see it now,

Pull his string and he says...

"Have faith my little wounded one!"...

"It's Uncle Kai to the rescue!"...

Sweetieface 07-29-2003 07:20 AM

And when he sings....

"I am stuck on Notaro, cuz Notaro's stuck on me!"

Bliz 07-29-2003 07:51 AM

We now have the Clotting Chin Splitting Flesh Eaten Notaro action figure w/opening abdomen.

Uncle Kai Doll sold separately...


Gauze not included.

Iwannakeeper 07-29-2003 09:31 AM

Can Sweetieface - super assistant kick her own ass too? They could be sold as a set!

Bliz 07-29-2003 09:33 AM

Only if she comes with detachable legs!

jugstah 07-29-2003 10:59 AM

We could get Jackie Chan to promote Notaro products!!!

*imagining Jackie Chan kicking his own ass in the exact way as Notaro kicked his own ass*

:laughs:

Sweetieface 07-29-2003 01:40 PM

NO,...... super assistant doll does not need to kick her own a$$.

When she is not fighting crime at work (jammed copiers) or breaking up fights (who gets the conference rooms today?), super assistant doll is having her own a$$ kicked by the piles of work that tower on her desk!!

Thank you very much.


Calgon, take me away!

jugstah 07-29-2003 01:57 PM

try some metamucil.. all that work piling up.. need to keep the crap regular...

:D :laughs: :D :laughs: :D

Jenn 07-29-2003 05:40 PM

I think we need to put a cap on this thread before it starts to threaten our "longest thread in history" status!!!!!;) ;) ;) ;)



team looney where are you.....please speak out!

JohnR 07-29-2003 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenn
I think we need to put a cap on this thread before it starts to threaten our "longest thread in history" status!!!!!;) ;) ;) ;)



team looney where are you.....please speak out!

This is only at twenty pages. The've got 45000 toys to work thru, epidemics to thwart, and money to make on Ebay before this approaches the longest thread!

jugstah 07-30-2003 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JohnR
This is only at twenty pages. The've got 45000 toys to work thru, epidemics to thwart, and money to make on Ebay before this approaches the longest thread!
Not to mention, the EPA and the CDC will be watching us very, very, very carefully, seeing as Notaro introduced some nasty fish diseases, and he has his likeness being built into small dolls that are a potential threat to national security.

And not only that, but Notaro has started kicking his own ass so that's bound to get the attention of Taunton State Hospital and the Medford State Hospital too...

And Saddam is probably trying to reach Notaro....

Sweetieface 07-30-2003 03:11 PM

Quote:

And Saddam is probably trying to reach Notaro....
For an a$$ kicking??

Speaking of Ebay and A$$ kickings, someone posted an as$ kicking on ebay once. It was a complete package, you buy airfare, lodging, etc. and this guy comes to your house and kicks the $hit out of you....and you pay!!
I contemplated sending him anonymously to a former boss of mine (and boy, did she have it coming), but decided that Hell would be a bit too hot for my liking, especially because she was not worth it, and declined the idea.... I wonder if anyone bought it....

Sweetieface 07-30-2003 03:19 PM

here's something interesting...
 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...&category=1469

missing link 07-30-2003 04:18 PM

Ok i say we have a little fun. Who can make the best Notaro doll, by useing photoshop or other photo thingy. :)

jugstah 07-31-2003 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by missing link
Ok i say we have a little fun. Who can make the best Notaro doll, by useing photoshop or other photo thingy. :)
Sounds wicked like a plan!!! let's see you photoshop gurus get crackin'!!!!:D


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