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GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 01:54 PM

16 so I should be at the top of 171??

Fishpart 02-19-2002 02:10 PM

Good Job

GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 03:59 PM

three! Ok lets not tell the night crew about the 15 count per page They never read the day time posts anyway:rtfm:

GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 04:00 PM

to late Bloo is out there and i'm sure he read this anyway:(

TheSpecialist 02-19-2002 04:21 PM

>There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister
Mathematical(SM) and the other one is known as Sister
Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still
far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us
for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder
what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go
that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us
both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister
Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister
Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me
what happened!


SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he
could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up
can run faster than a man with his pants down........

And those of you who thought it would be dirty, Pray
for forgiveness

STEVE IN MASS 02-19-2002 04:28 PM

Oh Man, LMAO....


Hey John, I still don't know what's going on in this thread.....but....didn't you throw they're count off with the move? I mean, old thread has your post, this one doesn't....I hear some scratching heads trying to figure who's at the top of the next page ;).....whatever that means? :confused:

JohnR 02-19-2002 04:29 PM

Naw - I posted that AFTER I copied the thread - wanted to make sure it would work first but let me add that over there too...

bloocrab 02-19-2002 04:37 PM

Still eatin that jerky.......:D.......DEEEEELICIOUS!!!!!

...even though its a bit ...hot .....I LOVE IT!!!....


.....and yeah John, there are still beads of sweat forming on my scalp.....;)......but sweatings not all that bad....... NO ICE CUBES THOUGH!!....or blooberries for that matter......:rolleyes:

http://striped-bass.com/images/bloo/jerky_quench.jpg

bloocrab 02-19-2002 04:42 PM

ooooooh.....John, ya shoulda waited until the contest was over....


....its gonna put a flat tire in this thread....:(


...this was a good way to unwind, when the "party" was goin.....:D


....Steve......all you gotta do is read the first page......


....its a contest to see how many posts we can tally up before March.....somehow....the "regulars":laughs: :happy: ......loonies, as I call "us".....have started racing to the top of the next page....which has drastically increased the post count....thus increasing our odds of coming in 4th or something....:confused:

JohnR 02-19-2002 04:43 PM

Bloo - I know but it was confusing some people too... But I also thought it was the best way to kick off the new forum....

OX 02-19-2002 05:30 PM

Nice new home.

OX 02-19-2002 05:31 PM

Surprised you didn't call it Blurberryhill!

OX 02-19-2002 05:32 PM

Oops....Freudian slip.........BlueberryHill.

OX 02-19-2002 05:33 PM

You shouldn't have divulged the roll over secret.

OX 02-19-2002 05:34 PM

Cause now they'll all know!

GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 05:34 PM

I think it may be a good move John as anyone new could be lost for sure 14

OX 02-19-2002 05:34 PM

.

GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 05:36 PM

ooops sorry OX but I new I had this one chance to get ya:smash:

bloocrab 02-19-2002 05:43 PM

1 Attachment(s)
......Fish_Eye????>.......WHERE'S MY FRIGGGIN TONGUE!!!!????:af:

bloocrab 02-19-2002 05:44 PM

GB, ......:D...I'm not so concerned about the top anyways....


.....I always preferred the bottom ;).......less work :eek:

GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 05:46 PM

I hear ya its not always the position but the action that gets you there.:eek:

GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 05:47 PM

looks like we lost OX till the bottom of the page.:(

bloocrab 02-19-2002 05:48 PM

its tough leaving, knowing that I'm gonna have to read about 10 pages when I get back later.........but duty calls..........


....have fun fellas.......as theres no ladies present.....:smash:

GBOUTDOORS 02-19-2002 05:58 PM

So Bloo before you go are we going to make this tog tourny happen or what?

TheBetterHalf 02-19-2002 07:34 PM

Hiya boys!! Took me forever to catch up with all those posts from last night --

Youse guys was SMOKIN'!!

TheBetterHalf 02-19-2002 07:35 PM

Anybody else here or am I going to get 'paged'?

TheBetterHalf 02-19-2002 07:35 PM

I guess I'll find out soon enough if someone is skulking in the background waiting for the end.....

TheBetterHalf 02-19-2002 07:36 PM

Of course, you have to wait for the 30 second rule......

TheBetterHalf 02-19-2002 07:37 PM

Two more should do it......will it work? Only the Shadow knows..

TheBetterHalf 02-19-2002 07:38 PM

So, anyone watching the Olympics?


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